[British Politics] Not As F****D As We Thought!

The Fourth Estate

Italax wrote: »

If that Chester thing is true then this is going to fucking explode.

Chester thing?

DarkWarrior

German commentator : Im not making you do it
David Mitchell: Those days are gone
German commentarot: Third time lucky

Italax

The Fourth Estate wrote: »

Italax wrote: »

If that Chester thing is true then this is going to fucking explode.

Chester thing?

900 votes in it, 600 people unable to vote because the polling list wasn't updated, even tohugh the voters were registered to vote.

poshniallo

Woke up, switched on PC, my facebook is full of people going 'FUCK'.

Are they right? Is it all 'FUCK'?

The Fourth Estate

Italax wrote: »

The Fourth Estate wrote: »

Italax wrote: »

If that Chester thing is true then this is going to fucking explode.

Chester thing?

900 votes in it, 600 people unable to vote because the polling list wasn't updated, even tohugh the voters were registered to vote.

Fun, fun, fun.

Venkman90

poshniallo wrote: »

Woke up, switched on PC, my facebook is full of people going 'FUCK'.

Are they right? Is it all 'FUCK'?

We don't know yet, on the "bright side" of the Torys winning the markets seem to like the idea...

Æthelred

DarkWarrior wrote: »

German commentator : Im not making you do it
David Mitchell: Those days are gone
German commentarot: Third time lucky

I bet that's the German guy who's had amusing interchanges with Mitchell on Radio 4 before, I'll flick over to.. oh my god, what's wrong with your face!?

Saint Madness

A CGI No. 10? Oh for gods sake.

japan

poshniallo wrote: »

Woke up, switched on PC, my facebook is full of people going 'FUCK'.

Are they right? Is it all 'FUCK'?

Short version: Exit polls suggest "FUCK"

Constituencies declared suggest that it's worse than that. Caveat: They are safe Labour seats with low turnout and may not be representative.

Kalkino

Wow, just read a forum that said that the poster saw the Sheffield Hallam polling station being blockaded by angry voters and the ballot boxed are not being allowed to be taken away

Æthelred

ACTIVATE THE QUEEN

Saint Madness

Activate the Queen.

Italax

'The Queen is like Heineken Lager' - Running for quote of the night.

Venkman90

Æthelred wrote: »

ACTIVATE THE QUEEN

GLOL

:lol:

I have images of Mecha-Queen now

poshniallo

Kalkino wrote: »

Wow, just read a forum that said that the poster saw the Sheffield Hallam polling station being blockaded by angry voters and the ballot boxed are not being allowed to be taken away

What are they angry about? Dripping? The Death Of Vinyl? Unpasteurised Cheeses?

Italax

poshniallo wrote: »

Kalkino wrote: »

Wow, just read a forum that said that the poster saw the Sheffield Hallam polling station being blockaded by angry voters and the ballot boxed are not being allowed to be taken away

What are they angry about? Dripping? The Death Of Vinyl? Unpasteurised Cheeses?

They're angry they weren't allowed to vote.

Kalkino

Italax wrote: »

poshniallo wrote: »

Kalkino wrote: »

Wow, just read a forum that said that the poster saw the Sheffield Hallam polling station being blockaded by angry voters and the ballot boxed are not being allowed to be taken away

What are they angry about? Dripping? The Death Of Vinyl? Unpasteurised Cheeses?

They're angry they weren't allowed to vote.

What he said

DarkWarrior

Theres 5 districts so far with people not being allowed to vote.

This is why I believe in electronic voting taking place over a week.

Coldred

Jesus, what if they have to re-do the election?

Duki

cock up would be blamed on sitting government, tories win by even more

Coldred

Nooo, the boat is still afloat.

The Fourth Estate

Andrew Neil is alive! Nooooooooooooo.

RMS Oceanic

Oh, Simon Schama vs David Starkey, shit's getting real!

Bad-Beat

It's ol' Starkers. oh dear...

Stark raving bonkers.

Saint Madness

The L'Oriel election...christ.

The Fourth Estate

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

Oh, Simon Schama vs David Starkey, shit's getting real!

I hope Schama's as pissed as he was for the US election. Drunk Schama sparring with Bolton was the highlight.

Uncle_Balsamic

I love Simon Schama.

RMS Oceanic

Go watch his History of Britain series then.

Bad-Beat

Schama just laughing.

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH JOAN'S FACE!?

pots+pans

'That's enough of the intellectuals'

Italax

Who was the angry guy?

The Fourth Estate

Well fucking done Andrew Neil: find someone interesting, talk over them, then cut away mid-sentence to talk to some vacuous fucking morons.

japan

The only person in that group I want to hear from is Armando Ianucci.

Coldred

The Fourth Estate wrote: »

Well fucking done Andrew Neil: find someone interesting, talk over them, then cut away mid-sentence to talk to some vacuous fucking morons.

Joan Collins, doesn't have a fucking clue. Good job.

Edit: Protip: Stop talking to the plastic lady.

Kalkino

Joan "UKIP" Collins?

Italax

This proves celebrities in general have no fucking idea about politics and should shut the fuck up and go away. They actually somehow manage to know LESS than random people off the street.

Saint Madness

Where does he find these idiots.

Æthelred

The "real family" ? What a fucker.

Bad-Beat

oh fuck off, nuclear family. Jesus Christ.

It isn't 1924 and what is with the presidential comment? Fucking hell that botox has seeped into her brain.

RMS Oceanic

David Cameron has a "Presidential Look", Joan? He's not running for President.