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Boats thread

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "Fucking thermodynamics" - me, the internet, right now

  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    "Fucking thermodynamics" - me, the internet, right now

    how do they work?

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    101 wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    "Fucking thermodynamics" - me, the internet, right now

    how do they work?

    Tediously.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Reminder to self: always try to substitute shit out with the ideal gas law.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
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    Spoiler:

    it's a secret

    a secret post

    Man I am having a problem here because by doing this I am not posting about boats.

    But goddamn it MGMT, Nietzsche said that, not Mark Twain.

    ...I am like 99% sure.

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  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    I would like to get a kayak, but kayaks are not built for those such as me.

    There's no point in you getting both of yourselves all worked up and ready to chart the undiscovered country, then having her flush crimson red, run to the bathroom, and spend twenty minutes straining and grunting and stressing out because you're all ready to deliver your package but there's a three inch thick Sunday paper clogging up the mail slot.
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    necroSYS wrote: »
    I would like to get a kayak, but kayaks are not built for those such as me.

    THANK YOU

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am totally getting a kayak one day!

    Fuck off and die.
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    necroSYS wrote: »
    I would like to get a kayak, but kayaks are not built for those such as me.

    So you are not a man then.

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Boats you say?

    C-Class yes please

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    And for you Southern gentleman

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that thing is barely a boat!

    where's the Captain's quarters? where's the poop deck?

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Speaking from personal experience, any deck can be a poop deck.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
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    That boat damn well better go over sweet jumps.

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
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    That boat damn well better go over sweet jumps.

    Only if you're on the run from the Law

    You heard it here first, folks.
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    Basically the same as flowers.
  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited May 2010
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited May 2010
    this is the best boat

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Usagi wrote: »

    And for you Southern gentleman

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    what am i looking at here? is that a sailbote (keel?) or possibly a mini-sub (prop?), a powerboat of some kind? i can't see any propulsion! i am confused and intrigued!

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cad, it's just a sailboat hull - rigging and keel to be added later, but I thought the paint job was appropriate for some of our more tasteful gents in SE :)
    Faricazy wrote: »
    this is the best boat

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    This fucking thing

    It's an abomination

    You heard it here first, folks.
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    Basically the same as flowers.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited May 2010
    INVISIBLE TO RADAR

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ah i see. well done, well done.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    INVISIBLE TO RADAR

    and also pig fucking ugly.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited May 2010
    the swedes made this

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh hey, this was a quotes thread. i see wat you guys did there.
    "The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."

    Capt. John Price

    just because last time i clicked on campaign, this is where it put me.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I love kayaking. Gotta get one when I get down to FL, so I can constantly be at Black Water state park.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the hell is a sailbote

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HST wrote:
    Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Look at those chines, dang

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the hell is a sailbote

    A very distinguished sailing robot

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the hell is a sailbote

    usually, it's a good-humored reference in the derogatory to those who choose to ply the waves by sail, instead of under power, like a man.

    i think it was dave barry that got me calling them that, when he used to write some column for boating magazine.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited May 2010
    what are chines

    can i touch them

  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what are chines

    can i touch them

    It's the sharp corner at the bottom edge of the hull

    So yes, if you really wanted you could totally touch them

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When the hell have they ever needed to sneak up on something?

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    the swedes made this

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    see? that thing is fucking cool.

    goddamn it looks like the fucking agro-crag.

    BACK TO MOE.

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I guess I'll contribute in the original spirit of the thread as well
    Henry Ford wrote:
    Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.
    I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. One could write a history of science in reverse by assembling the solemn pronouncements of highest authority about what could not be done and could never happen.
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    in a mountain of rocks
    But there ain't no Coupe de Ville
    hiding at the bottom
    of a cracker jack box

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I know you love me I am loving you more.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    Oh, I'm sorry. I Though this was the Croats thread.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
    - Robert Heinlein

    i've seen at least three quotes from robert heinlein today

    so here is one from my homepage

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bilo je i vrjeme!

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  • edited May 2010
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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bongi dear, do you have a boner for Betrand Russell?

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
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