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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "you like SCHOOL in the summertime", by Metzger Meister
And I drank. I drank fully. I drank deeply. I drank of their tears, aged thirteen years in casks of mockery and condescension. I drank until I could drink no more, and then filled my mouth to the brim just to savor the flavor. Oh, they were sweet. So, so sweet...
I can just imagine the movie poster. He's standing outside of a castle with his surfboard looking stunned and charred from the lightning. Beside him is a peasant with a hoe, who's pointing at him and smiling. A nobleman dressed in finery is in the background crossing his arms and sneering.
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I can just imagine the movie poster. He's standing outside of a castle with his surfboard looking stunned and charred from the lightning. Beside him is a peasant with a hoe, who's pointing at him and smiling. A nobleman dressed in finery is in the background crossing his arms and sneering.
Short. Direct. To the point. Unforgivably terrible.
Three stars for a decent pun, +2 stars for a painfully awful pun, -1 star for giving studio executives any ideas, +2 stars for possibly making a movie about Mathew Mccaughnahey being struck by lightning, -1 star for having too many star-variables to adjust for, -1 star for not having an amazing and terrible photoshop to accompany the idea.
I can just imagine the movie poster. He's standing outside of a castle with his surfboard looking stunned and charred from the lightning. Beside him is a peasant with a hoe, who's pointing at him and smiling. A nobleman dressed in finery is in the background crossing his arms and sneering.
You forgot the fiercely independent buxom medieval wench who learns to love a man
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four stars
My fiance would drag me to this movie. 4 stars for the pun, -1 for the viewing against my will.
What, Kate Hudsen wouldn't make it at least tolerable for you? (because we all know she'd be the love interest)
You forgot the buxom medieval wench
Three stars for a decent pun, +2 stars for a painfully awful pun, -1 star for giving studio executives any ideas, +2 stars for possibly making a movie about Mathew Mccaughnahey being struck by lightning, -1 star for having too many star-variables to adjust for, -1 star for not having an amazing and terrible photoshop to accompany the idea.
Would've been five, but anything that involves Matthew McConaughey automatically loses a star.
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