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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    well, seriously

    even the craziest of nations have yet to do shit

    i'm not arguing that mutually assured destruction is anywhere near a sane doctrine but when it comes to nuclear arms people are usually just flailin' they arms around

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    yeah, we have the ability to extinguish all life a few times over into an unsustainable fucked to death pile of glassed dirt

    if it was going to happen it would've already happened a whole shitton of times

    If I could lime this any harder, I would.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i mean, i bet everybody'd love to detonate a nuke

    yet, come on it's a goddamn nuke

    their yields are bigger and everything too!

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AoR_Final wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    yeah, we have the ability to extinguish all life a few times over into an unsustainable fucked to death pile of glassed dirt

    if it was going to happen it would've already happened a whole shitton of times

    If I could lime this any harder, I would.

    why

    saying something isn't going to happen because it hasn't happened yet is fundamentally flawed

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I, too, want to become a proud Na'vi Warrior in the name of Pandora

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I, for one, am not looking forward to being Lord Humongous' bitch

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    why can only some people see the future

    I wish I could see the future

    half the 3rd world is going to be underwater in 30~50 years time

    causes stress on the rest of the world's already crumbling infrastructure and social services

    mass privatisation sets in to offset government's dwindling revenues

    death by mass starvation and/or even more corporatist states battling out over the last drops of oil

    this is Pretty Obvious if you read a history book

    Or you know, none of this could happen so

    The first is guaranteed to happen no matter what Good Things happen because of CLIMATE CHANGE

    2nd is obvious when the first happens

    3rd is INCREDIBLY obvious if you look at the last 40 years

    4th is even more obvious if you look at all of the 18th and 19th centuries (and early 20th if you count WWI, which you should)
    Yeah the future is obvious, you jerks. Only predictable things happen in the future.

    It's so OBVIOUS!

    TFS you are assuming this is the only thing that changes though

    if all other things are constant, then yeah, I can see how some of what you say is logical

    but the assumption that other factors remain the same is a naive one

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    anyways i'm gonna go eat and such, peace thread

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man, don't you guys get tired of being totally fatalistic all the time? You've got to leave some room for unexpected things or even good things to happen. Nothing in this world is constant, even bad things.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    TFS you are assuming this is the only thing that changes though

    if all other things are constant, then yeah, I can see how some of what you say is logical

    but the assumption that other factors remain the same is a naive one

    nuh uh, it's not naive because it's assuming the worst

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AoR_Final wrote: »
    Other people can do whatever the hell they want to do, honestly

    I can only control what I do

    We'll be sure to let the terminally ill patients in the ICU know you disapprove of their urgent need.

    I'm sure they'll only pretend to be marginally offended.

    You do that.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    there is no part of me that believes I'll ever actually die

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    AoR_Final wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    yeah, we have the ability to extinguish all life a few times over into an unsustainable fucked to death pile of glassed dirt

    if it was going to happen it would've already happened a whole shitton of times

    If I could lime this any harder, I would.

    why

    saying something isn't going to happen because it hasn't happened yet is fundamentally flawed

    i don't outright say the phrase nuclear warfare won't happen

    but man, the world and people's need to sustain seems don't come off as anything leading up to thermonuclear war anytime soon

    well, yet okay

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    maybe you should see my other post. things are changing, just not on a rapid or large enough scale. there needs to be a groundswell of, well, anti-neoliberalism, and that isn't happening in many places, so its not illogical to assume the worst if you extrapolate that apathy over the course of the next 30 or so years.

    I dunno, I'm pretty sure it's safe to take the stance that the pace of change itself is prone to change

    add to that the idea that just because something is moving along based on an existing trend doesn't mean it will continue on that way

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    maybe you should see my other post. things are changing, just not on a rapid or large enough scale. there needs to be a groundswell of, well, anti-neoliberalism, and that isn't happening in many places, so its not illogical to assume the worst if you extrapolate that apathy over the course of the next 30 or so years.

    I learned in my highschool stats class that extrapolation isn't a safe means of creating data.

    This is how to argue right?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh man WHAT IF ZOMBIES WERE REAL

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AoR_Final wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    yeah, we have the ability to extinguish all life a few times over into an unsustainable fucked to death pile of glassed dirt

    if it was going to happen it would've already happened a whole shitton of times

    If I could lime this any harder, I would.

    where does this factoid come from?

    because do we? do we really have the power to wipe out everything in the deep sea and every last lithotroph deep in the earth's crust?

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man, don't you guys get tired of being totally fatalistic all the time? You've got to leave some room for unexpected things or even good things to happen. Nothing in this world is constant, even bad things.

    hey it bothers me too.

    EDIT: well Anjin id get my COLD STEEL KATANA and my GUNBLADE and save teh humens

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    *huffing bucket of paint*

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh man WHAT IF ZOMBIES WERE REAL

    we'd all die immediately

    zombie apocalypse nerds first

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh man WHAT IF ZOMBIES WERE REAL

    then I was a robot.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    assuming ANY political movement will continue for the next five years, let alone thirty, is asinine

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    honestly i agree with anjin

    i think that humanity knows better than to wipe itself out completely.

    also it's fucking depressing how many people are going to take that statement as naive and overly optimistic.


    anyways fatalism never helps!

    I'm not thinking we're going to have a nuke party or anything

    it's a combination of economic and political and environmental factors

    most of which nobody is doing anything meaningful to prevent

    bingo

    I think you under-estimate humanity's ability to do a half-assed job, teefs.

    We're not even fully invested in trying to kill ourselves right now, chances are we're going to do a very poor job of it.

    The western culture we enjoy right now is obviously unsustainable, and some problems that everyone wrote off as being 'too far away to deal with' are finally coming to a head, but really the decline of western civilization seems much more likely to go out with a slow whimper than an apocalyptic bang.

    There will be a lot of crying, bloodshed and gnashing of teeth as we slowly adapt what's left of our society to one that actually has to live with their being Limited Resources (instead of More Resources in the Next Country).

    From there humanity will simply live in the shadow of what we were capable of for some generations, and then begin to adapt and advance again, more conscious of our limited resources.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    AoR_Final wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    yeah, we have the ability to extinguish all life a few times over into an unsustainable fucked to death pile of glassed dirt

    if it was going to happen it would've already happened a whole shitton of times

    If I could lime this any harder, I would.

    where does this factoid come from?

    i don't state it as fact this just a opinion

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh man WHAT IF ZOMBIES WERE REAL

    we'd all die immediately

    zombie apocalypse nerds first

    is it because nerd brains are the biggest and juiciest

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh man WHAT IF ZOMBIES WERE REAL

    we'd all die immediately

    zombie apocalypse nerds first

    Kinda want this to happen now

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also where is Tossrock

    he'd like this thread

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh man WHAT IF ZOMBIES WERE REAL

    we'd all die immediately

    zombie apocalypse nerds first

    is it because nerd brains are the biggest and juiciest

    it's because they'd go all star wars kid with the shaolin spades they built in shop class and be immediately murdered

    or they'd piss their pants and cry, either way

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I still say Waterworld Future would be pretty awesome

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    See, I'm gonna go all Jeff Goldblum and mix myself with insects

    Insects ain't never gonna die out, baby

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the idea of presuming anything about the future based on a technology that's been around for 70 years (viz. nuclear warfare) and is, in itself, one of a great many dozen ways in which the "world could end" (using the phrase more as a general signifier than for its denotations) is pretty silly

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    in left 4 dead three you should be trying to get to mexico

    that way the whole way there you can be shooting tea party demonstrators and border patrol guards

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man we were just talking about the impact of neo-liberalism in my class the other day

    we were talking about Social Policy and stuff

    it was interesting

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i already know how i'd do in a zombie apocalpse

    regular zombies -> I'd do fine

    fast zombies -> i'd be FUCKED

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh man I ain't gonna click on a bunch of politics links at one in the morning

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