New GOP site asking for ideas for their platform.

nuka

Congress should issue a proclamation that Ronald Reagan was an Avatar for the one true god, Dagon Devourer of Souls.

AMP'd

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

We should stop invading countries so far away for oil. It's like politicians don't own maps. Canada has oil. Venezuela has oil. South America has oil. Much closer.

American pragmatism at work

Koshian

this is my suggestion:

Spoiler:

DontShootToasters

That dog

freakish light

Henroid wrote: »

Build robots hooked up to Call of Duty games. That way, we can actually win wars while little kids have fun blowing the enemy to tiny bits.

Wasn't this a movie?

This is a little late, and Ender's Game was sort of relevant, but the movie you're actually thinking of is

Viscount Islands

That looks extremely creepy and I've never heard of it.

Centipede Damascus

it's pretty terrible

I wouldn't recommend watching it

mensch-o-matic

Koshian wrote: »

this is my suggestion:

Spoiler:

kosh jsyk i am hella posting this on my tumblr

Langly

Robin Williams is actually a good guy in that movie, even though it looks like he isn't.

Koshian

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

this is my suggestion:

Spoiler:

kosh jsyk i am hella posting this on my tumblr

yessssss

the world must know

must know about dogstretches

L|ama

Faynor wrote: »

Skin-tone paint-swatch style color cards at gun shops. Must be "taupe" or lighter to purchase firearms.

yes yes yes

The Otaku Suppository

While we're building walls on our borders, we should probably build a roof to because god help us all if the Mexicans get trampolines; it will be raining men all over Texas and that's when the true apocalypse is upon us.

CommunistCow

Antimatter wrote: »

CommunistCow wrote: »

Remember guys: No raiding. (Forum rules and all) This thread is to post hilarious shit that is already on the site / mock them horribly.

why did you set a size on your post that is slightly bigger than the standard

I originally put it in the OP at size 3 and then just copied that to a new post and changed the 3 to a 2 instead of deleting the size tags. Now that you have made me explain it that counteracts my original laziness.

sarukun

Viscount Islands wrote: »

That looks extremely creepy and I've never heard of it.

It is an extremely bizarre film.


I felt unsettled the entire time I was watching it. I don't know why.

CommunistCow

Birth certificates can only be legally issued from contiguous states.

Stop trying to limit the Constitution. It's a free spirit. You can't fence it in. It will set its own limits!

We need a lot more of those slippery when wet signs outside when it rains. It rains a lot where I live

chinchilla fur is not a substitute for good ole fashioned soap and water people. I don't care how hard you rub.

Nothing strengthens families like 2-part epoxy.

Lucky Cynic

It is down for me. What a shame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DAPXMZk2iw