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Gary Coleman hit his head, now he's dead.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sorry THEPAIN73 but only one person is following your blog about wrestling DVDs

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I like that that is all you have to say about me.

    I like your hand and two faces sig.

    You are deep man.

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    I met him when he was working on postal 2

    he was cool when I met him but others said he was pretty douchey about alot of things.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    THEPAIN73 is a man with a mission

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grath wrote: »
    I met him when he was working on postal 2

    he was cool when I met him but others said he was pretty douchey about alot of things.

    well he got busted for domestic abuse sooooo

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Guys, guys, can we focus here?

    I mean, Gary Coleman died. Some respect, please.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    I met him when he was working on postal 2

    he was cool when I met him but others said he was pretty douchey about alot of things.

    well he got busted for domestic abuse sooooo

    he only got hit with disorderly conduct

    his wife is the one with the domestic violence charge

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2010
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    I met him when he was working on postal 2

    he was cool when I met him but others said he was pretty douchey about alot of things.

    well he got busted for domestic abuse sooooo

    he only got hit with disorderly conduct

    his wife is the one with the domestic violence charge

    didn't they have a straight up fight?

    which is kinda hilarious to think about

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    I met him when he was working on postal 2

    he was cool when I met him but others said he was pretty douchey about alot of things.

    well he got busted for domestic abuse sooooo

    he only got hit with disorderly conduct

    his wife is the one with the domestic violence charge

    what kind of a bitch do you have to be to do that to Gary Coleman

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    I met him when he was working on postal 2

    he was cool when I met him but others said he was pretty douchey about alot of things.

    well he got busted for domestic abuse sooooo
    yeah, no excuses for beatin up on your lady, no matter how tiny you are.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh i guess there was another incident where he got charged with dv

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    DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Guys, guys, can we focus here?

    I mean, Gary Coleman died. Some respect, please.

    What'chu talkin' 'bout, Vargas.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh i guess there was another incident where he got charged with dv

    yeah, that's what I thought

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    I met him when he was working on postal 2

    he was cool when I met him but others said he was pretty douchey about alot of things.

    well he got busted for domestic abuse sooooo

    he only got hit with disorderly conduct

    his wife is the one with the domestic violence charge

    what kind of a bitch do you have to be to do that to Gary Coleman

    She probably had her hand on his forehead and couldn't land any hits thats why it was only disorderly conduct.

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I for one will be watching a marathon of Diff'rent Strokes DVDs and crying into a tub of Chunky Monkey all weekend.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    She actually grabbed Gary Coleman's own hand and started beating him up with it

    "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Why is it not cool to make fun of dead people? I never understood this. I guess people are all like "Oh well he can't fight back it's not fair" but I don't really think Gary Coleman would come charging in here all mad and stuff even if his time wasn't... cut short.

    edit My point is that when my horrible deeds catch up to me and I am made dead, you guys can make fun of me all you want and I won't care, on account of being dead.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Why is it not cool to make fun of dead people? I never understood this. I guess people are all like "Oh well he can't fight back it's not fair" but I don't really think Gary Coleman would come charging in here all mad and stuff even if his time wasn't... cut short.

    i wouldn't be so sure in gary coleman's case

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What will happen to Avenue Q?

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah Gary was a sensitive and bitter dude. Not without reason, but still... He'd be fighting every last one of us if he could.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    I don't think he knows much about wrestling.

    Which is fine.

    Let him have his moment.

    The last time I watched pro wrestling, Sgt. Slaughter fought Big Foot. A G.I. Joe character fought a truck. That is how long it's been.

    So you're right. I don't know much about it. Commenting on how it perpetuates its own homoerotic cliches is a cheap shot.

    But I'm never going to go in the wrestling thread and say, "Oh, I heard some campy actor on steroids was maimed or killed. No loss there."
    Why is it not cool to make fun of dead people? I never understood this. I guess people are all like "Oh well he can't fight back it's not fair" but I don't really think Gary Coleman would come charging in here all mad and stuff even if his time wasn't... cut short.

    edit My point is that when my horrible deeds catch up to me and I am made dead, you guys can make fun of me all you want and I won't care, on account of being dead.
    I don't really see a problem with joking about it. Death is a weird thing, and laughing about it is something people do. I guess some of the jokes made in the thread are tacky. I'm almost certain all of them are from the 90s.

    But man, just showing up and saying, "This person was worthless and not a loss," is pretty fucking gross.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    its more the mocking someone who just died thing that annoys people

    i mean 'oh hey this person is dead now' normally isn't a funny situation

    personally i dont care because coxdixlol but i can see how other people would

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ok ok. How is this?

    Gary Coleman would have been a fine Commissioner Gordon.

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Gary Coleman was born with a debilitating disease that caused his little person stature, but also wreaked havoc on his kidneys. He suffered greatly from his medical problems as a child, but despite this, his parents pushed him into show business and took all of his money. When he became too old to be a child star, the business and his parents shat him out into the world and said 'Good luck.'

    He went on to become the butt of countless jokes up until his untimely death in his early forties (think about it. You're dead. You'll never know anything ever again), where he was still the butt of jokes. I don't know about you, but that's really depressing. I feel bad for him.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man its not like gary coleman was a really depressing loss for most people here

    he was just kind of there all the time and it feels weird now that he's not, so, a thread was made

    personally i think we should just make a celeb-death megathread and take bets on who will be 6 feet under by the it reaches 100 pages

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    THEPAIN73

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i don't think i've ever made it past the username to read one of his posts

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Guys I literally just died right now.

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Is it true Gary Oldman died?

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    i don't think i've ever made it past the username to read one of his posts

    As fine an epitaph as any

    Also Avenue Q was my first thought, too

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    For a second I thought this was Gary Oldman and I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But then I saw who it really was and just shrugged.

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    LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    But man, just showing up and saying, "This person was worthless and not a loss," is pretty fucking gross.

    Going to reiterate the point that this was posted when his status was injured, not dead.

    You can bitch at us for making light of his injuries, though, that's ok.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh wait damn, just saying I actually did not know people already mentioned Gary Oldman. I don't think Gary Coleman was 'worthless', I just genuinely didn't care about him. It's better than bringing up false emotions now that he's passed away.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Gary Coleman was born with a debilitating disease that caused his little person stature, but also wreaked havoc on his kidneys. He suffered greatly from his medical problems as a child, but despite this, his parents pushed him into show business and took all of his money. When he became too old to be a child star, the business and his parents shat him out into the world and said 'Good luck.'

    He went on to become the butt of countless jokes up until his untimely death in his early forties (think about it. You're dead. You'll never know anything ever again), where he was still the butt of jokes. I don't know about you, but that's really depressing. I feel bad for him.

    Same here, poor guy never had a fair shot at life.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh wait damn, just saying I actually did not know people already mentioned Gary Oldman. I don't think Gary Coleman was 'worthless', I just genuinely didn't care about him. It's better than bringing up false emotions now that he's passed away.

    yeah well

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What will happen to Avenue Q?

    Schhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaadddddeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnfffffrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuddddddddeeeeeeeee!

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I feel like being a former child star is probably one of the circles of hell

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just want to point out that Pharezon's facebook status is a fucking catastrophe right now

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You can't just point that out, because most of us can't see what it is!

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