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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Yup. Standing room only. It is a bit annoying that there are four empty first class carriages in this eight carriage train.
    I don't get why we still have first and second class carriages in the west. All trains are packed every day, yet we leave half the train empty in case someone bought a ticket that's like 4 quid more than the rest of the pack's.

    Just imagine how many more tickets the railways would sell if they could 200 more people on a train?

    For Virgin trains first class is vastly more expensive. My off-peak return would have cost £180 instead of £50 if I'd booked first class.

    Oh I always forget the rest of Europe is larger. :oops: I think going from one end of the Netherlands to the other is only like 1/3 the distance of London to Glasgow.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    woohoo! one copy of The Splendid Magic of Penny Arcade is mine!

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    woohoo! one copy of The Splendid Magic of Penny Arcade is mine!

    I absolutely adore the cover art on that book.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wow, I may have just mixed the worst whiskey sour ever made by man.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    woohoo! one copy of The Splendid Magic of Penny Arcade is mine!

    I absolutely adore the cover art on that book.

    It is very pretty.

    I am saving it as a treat for when I finish some of the cleaning stuff I need to do. Later there will be me in my comfy chair with a cup of tea and the book and all will be good.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Wow, I may have just mixed the worst whiskey sour ever made by man.

    you'd have to fight sarksus for the worst whiskey drink ever made

    his manhattan was... less than loyal to its origins

    it was like, 4:1 whiskey to vermouth

    and he forgot the bitters

    and then later on

    he put a marshmallow peep in it

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Wow, I may have just mixed the worst whiskey sour ever made by man.

    you'd have to fight sarksus for the worst whiskey drink ever made

    his manhattan was... less than loyal to its origins

    it was like, 4:1 whiskey to vermouth

    and he forgot the bitters

    and then later on

    he put a marshmallow peep in it

    I have to admire his audacity.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Wow, I may have just mixed the worst whiskey sour ever made by man.

    you'd have to fight sarksus for the worst whiskey drink ever made

    his manhattan was... less than loyal to its origins

    it was like, 4:1 whiskey to vermouth

    and he forgot the bitters

    and then later on

    he put a marshmallow peep in it

    The peep was a ballsy move.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So I'm going to a thrift store tomorrow to find a blazer to wear to my cousin's graduation.

    Guys, I think I might be becoming a hipster.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    we came up with several names for it

    the easter parade

    the bowery cocktail

    etc

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Heh. We've hit that bit just past Rugby where the track winds and the tilting of the train is really quite dramatic and there are a couple of kids freaking the hell out. One is terrified and the other thinks it's the best thing ever.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    kilroy every time you post i'm reminded of another funny decemberists moment

    i went to a concert of theirs in philadelphia when i was in my senior year of high school; i remember it started at 7 and it was standing room only and i was like 45 minutes from home (where i went to school)... basically i didn't have time to get home and then get to the concert and get in the front row

    so i'm at the concert, and i'm like... 3rd in line though the doors haven't opened. and i see that i'm gonna have no problem getting front row so i trudge around the neighborhood a little bit looking for a drink. i still have my bookbag.

    some rough looking black dude approaches me "yo man you got these college kids? what kind of shit are they getting?"

    "excuse me?"

    "what are they copping from you? coke and grass, mostly? that's usually what these white college kids get"

    i guess because of my bag and me walking around the line

    he assumed i was a dealer and that was my territory

    and he was politely asking to cut in 8-)

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    so of course i let him...

    8-)

    ...cut a line in the line

    yeeeeeeah

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    what the fuck

    shit

    shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    I just finished season 4 of Dexter

    fuuuuuuuck

    Res on
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    so of course i let him...

    8-)

    ...cut a line in the line

    yeeeeeeah

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!

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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Decemberists huh

    Okay band

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    My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Res wrote: »
    what the fuck

    shit

    shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    I just finished season 4 of Dexter

    fuuuuuuuck

    This really needs to be the theme song for Dexter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJAhxbi83nY

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    i like the cut of your jib, kilroy

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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Like, they're not great or anything, but if somebody put a gun to my head and said you have to listen to the Decemberists.

    I would be okay with that.

    The listening to the Decemberists part, at least.

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    My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wish that video didn't have three minutes of nothing at the end.

    And thanks, 'chu. You're a pretty cool dude yourself, if I do say so.

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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If I could stop getting canker sores now, that would be great. This makes three in a row. Maybe I need a softer toothbrush.

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    My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah, canker sores suck. At least they don't have the impact on your social life that cold sores do.

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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    True. Small mercies.

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    My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cleverbot doesn't do to well in a Voight Kampff test.
    User: I'm going to ask you a few questions.

    Cleverbot: Ok, ask me the question you want to ask.

    User: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: You are given a calfskin wallet for your birthday...

    Cleverbot: I return it and buy a different wallet.

    User: You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar.

    Cleverbot: Yes. My husband has 2 brothers.

    User: You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.

    Cleverbot: EEEK! A WASP! Oh no! The wasp is flying on your nose, Gaara-sama!

    User: You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.

    Cleverbot: Yes, it is. What do you think about men?

    User: Just answer the questions, please. You show it to your husband. He likes it so much he hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girl is lying on a bearskin rug.

    Cleverbot: Is this relevant?

    User: One more question. You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog.

    Cleverbot: What's the question ??

    :lol:

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    americans calling the main dish the entrée is so stupid

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm convinced that cleverbot just shows random things that other people are entering.

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    mynameisguidomynameisguido Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    americans calling the main dish the entrée is so stupid

    Being stupid is part of our heritage.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it did pretty good with the wallet "question"

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oysters should be eaten raw, with either a few drops of vinegar, or a drop of lemon juice and some white pepper

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fffuuuu i keep looking up more info about wow.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oysters are awesome as long as you don't think too closely about exactly what it is you're eating.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Oysters are awesome as long as you don't think too closely about exactly what it is you're eating.

    that is how i survive, basically- by pretending i'm not doing what i'm doing

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Oysters are awesome as long as you don't think too closely about exactly what it is you're eating.

    that is how i survive, basically- by pretending i'm not doing what i'm doing

    pussies, all of you

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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Well, so far I've: bought my PAX tickets, and booked the hotel room in Seattle.

    Now I need to book a flight TO Seattle, and I'll be set for PAX.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    european oysters are the best

    they're also free!

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had a dream where we were doing the most difficult fight in WoW but I kept falling asleep mid-fight and the screen was too dark for me to see.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had a dream where we were doing the most difficult fight in WoW but I kept falling asleep mid-fight and the screen was too dark for me to see.
    See, I'm afraid this will happen again. Last time I played (before I went to university, so it's already like 4 years ago) I got kind of obsessed with it for a while and I really disliked that.

    I've been playing LOTRO for about a year now and there's just not so much to do for me, there is some raiding going on, but it takes ages and people don't really bother doing half the content available to them. With WoW there's so much content that there would be enough to enjoy myself no matter what time of day it is.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had a dream where we were doing the most difficult fight in WoW but I kept falling asleep mid-fight and the screen was too dark for me to see.

    I have dreams all the time where I can't get to where I need to go because I keep falling asleep. It's very strange.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's most frustrating when I'm dream-dating a girl but my subconscious narcolepsy interferes.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Oysters are awesome as long as you don't think too closely about exactly what it is you're eating.

    that is how i survive, basically- by pretending i'm not doing what i'm doing

    pussies, all of you

    i've eaten live octopus and i've eaten scorpius and lutefisk and balut and whale blubber and jellyfish and stir fried insects of all sorts and that rotten maggot cheese and...

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