Oysters are awesome as long as you don't think too closely about exactly what it is you're eating.
that is how i survive, basically- by pretending i'm not doing what i'm doing
pussies, all of you
i've eaten live octopus and i've eaten scorpius and lutefisk and balut and whale blubber and jellyfish and stir fried insects of all sorts and that rotten maggot cheese and...
I ate an entire fish once. Eyes, brains, all of it.
When I go out with Choco and we get wings sometimes I take longer with my meal or we wait for the bill and he snaps the bones in his teeth, sucks the marrow out, and then eats the bones.
I find it disgusting and give him shit for it constantly.
Chu did you ever find somewhere to upload your humorous/stupid audio clip?
nah i shared it with justin through PM and i decided it wasn't funny enough to air publicly
it was basically me narrating the video sarcastically while talking quickly and trashing the dude
and someone said i should narrate it like john madden so at the end of the clip i'm like
"ok the guy's dick isn't hard, i think it has ADD... AND HERE COMES BRETT FAVRE! BRETT SPRINGS FROM RETIREMENT AND HE IS FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF KENDRA WILKINSON! FAVRE TO SAVE THE DAY!"
Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal said something like "After working out for Prince of Persia, my body is Sex in the City. So ladies, if you want to see Sex and the City 2 this weekend... just watch my movie twice."
I can't decide if I find that hilarious or douche-y
Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal said something like "After working out for Prince of Persia, my body is Sex in the City. So ladies, if you want to see Sex and the City 2 this weekend... just watch my movie twice."
I can't decide if I find that hilarious or douche-y
I think if I looked like that I'd be douche-y too.
Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal said something like "After working out for Prince of Persia, my body is Sex in the City. So ladies, if you want to see Sex and the City 2 this weekend... just watch my movie twice."
I can't decide if I find that hilarious or douche-y
If I looked like Jake Jillianhall I would (a) fuck everyone and (b) be a douche. I'm not saying it's "okay" but it's understandable.
Eddy, my number is 555-555-5555. You should totally call me some time. We could paint each others nails and watch the stars align under a crisp November night.
I mean if I could actually call myself "Prince of Persia" in ANY form AND I looked like Jake I would just go hog wild on the Persian American female populace.
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I ate an entire fish once. Eyes, brains, all of it.
'cept the bones. Fuck bones.
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I find it disgusting and give him shit for it constantly.
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...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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i finally watched the whole video
that article was right
the dude is a motherfucking creeper
AHGHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHzzzzzz
PSN: Corbius
nah i shared it with justin through PM and i decided it wasn't funny enough to air publicly
it was basically me narrating the video sarcastically while talking quickly and trashing the dude
and someone said i should narrate it like john madden so at the end of the clip i'm like
"ok the guy's dick isn't hard, i think it has ADD... AND HERE COMES BRETT FAVRE! BRETT SPRINGS FROM RETIREMENT AND HE IS FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF KENDRA WILKINSON! FAVRE TO SAVE THE DAY!"
what a creeper douche
Nerdgasmic in 20 years.
I kind of want to go see it now!!
'sup?
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PSN: Corbius
he's like a weird, pushy, "C'MON KENDRA JUST SHUT UP AND OPEN YOUR LEGS" fratbro with no eyebrows
he has the most eminently punchable face
I can't decide if I find that hilarious or douche-y
jake
you're wonderful
I think if I looked like that I'd be douche-y too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoO9ga_dUl8
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If I looked like Jake Jillianhall I would (a) fuck everyone and (b) be a douche. I'm not saying it's "okay" but it's understandable.
i got some numbers of some spanish dudes
not really sure how
ZXCVBNMASDFGNHJJKLQWERTY?
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She has boobs.
I like boobs.
Like...their serial numbers?
Upon deliberation I declare him hilarious because he does goofy shit like that all the time just to mess with people
I bet he would be awesome to have at a party
If I were a Spanish dude I would totes give you my number.
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Maybe she does and just wanted to drive up the pageviews, but looking at her other stuff, probably not.
Probably not.
Edit: curse you Oremmmm!!!
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didn't go home with anyone but the dudes were grindin
and I was all like
LETS DO SOME GRINDIN
Sometimes I grind myself. Is that wrong?
I wish I had the confidence to do that.
'cept with girls.
Or not. Fuck if I know.
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