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TheExAm

Grey Ghost wrote: »

FrylockHolmes wrote: »

This is definitely a fun site to waste time on, but some of the entries seem like they were written by someone who actually wants to be writing bleach fanfiction, like this guy

That's Abel, right

I think they very nearly deleted that entry until some other people contributed some better-written pieces about him popping up in other areas

The best part is when they take ones that are obviously author self-entries and have the personnel terminate them in various overkill ways

I think my favorite of the self-insertion terminations is that of SCP-809-D

Post-Incident Interview, ██-██-████

Interviewer: … I am, however, a bit curious about the final portion of your kill procedure.

Clef: Well… I figured that the best way to be sure to take down 809 was to utilize a large scale kill procedure. A gun might not hit a vital point. An explosive might just scatter parts all over the place. But a ten ton steel weight…

Interviewer: That would probably do the trick, yeah.

Clef: We had that sumbitch… the kill item… mounted on wheels next door. When the electromagnet was turned on, we just pulled the handbrake, gave it a push to start it off, and let the magnet pull the kill item into the next room at high velocity. Squish.

Interviewer: Yes, I understand all that perfectly. I'm just curious: was it REALLY necessary to cast the kill item in the shape of a giant steel fist?

Clef: Not really, no.

#pipe

Bucketman wrote: »

FrylockHolmes wrote: »

This is definitely a fun site to waste time on, but some of the entries seem like they were written by someone who actually wants to be writing bleach fanfiction, like this guy

I dunno, even though that seems ridiculious, I kind of want to know what would happen if "caine" and "abel" meet.

When information concerning SCP-076 was brought to the attention of SCP-073 for "backing up", subject showed familiarity with the information, although was disinclined to adding to it, despite the fact that it stated that it already knew all about SCP-076. It then stated it would be better for all parties involved that it not meet SCP-076.

Wearingglasses

I like the room that mysteriously eats people then suddenly gains some sort of classy furnishing made of human leather and bones.

Grey Ghost

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

Didgeridoo wrote: »

Raiden333 wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231 - An example of how something is scarier when you make up its details for yourself.

Oh holy shit

Spoiler:

Six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.

i dont even

Oh, 231
Nobody is prepared for that one

BugBoy

eh, 231 isn't that bad

835, on the other hand, is a bit off-putting

Harrier

I kind of like the more mundane ones myself

Like the Rope To Heaven

Or fuckin God

Grey Ghost

Harrier do you have links to those

Wearingglasses

Rope to Heaven:

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-144

Harrier

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343

SCP-343, colloquially nicknamed 'God' by the staff here, looks like an older man, although his features are different to each observer. In my first talk with him, he claimed outright to be the creator of the universe. When I asked him to prove this, he laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber, and returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand.

mensch-o-matic

bloodlake rules

SCP-354-15: Feline-esque creature composed of a blue-hued crystalline structure later revealed to be ice. Was able to jump above the walled enclosure and was agile enough to dodge most gunfire. Was actively hostile and mauled any personnel that engaged it. Subject engaged SCP-354-16 upon its emergence from the pool and was terminated in the fight.

SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.

Bucketman

Grey Ghost wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

Didgeridoo wrote: »

Raiden333 wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231 - An example of how something is scarier when you make up its details for yourself.

Oh holy shit

Spoiler:

Six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.

i dont even

Oh, 231
Nobody is prepared for that one

I guess I sort of get the "fill in the blanks" idea.

But then I have no idea what is wrong with 231-7 and assume

Spoiler:

rape calms her down?

BugBoy

I think

Spoiler:

there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging

Dichotomy

once I sat down and decided to read through these in order

it took me like three days and I got to like 700

TRUE STORY

Raiden333

Also, while it takes quite a bit longer to read than most articles, I really like SCP-093 and its associated test logs at the bottom of the article. You could almost write a novel out of that.

BugBoy

I was just reading 93 a little while ago

It's one of the better ones, I think

Abracadaniel

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

bloodlake rules

SCP-354-15: Feline-esque creature composed of a blue-hued crystalline structure later revealed to be ice. Was able to jump above the walled enclosure and was agile enough to dodge most gunfire. Was actively hostile and mauled any personnel that engaged it. Subject engaged SCP-354-16 upon its emergence from the pool and was terminated in the fight.

SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.

I swear I read this and was like

"Oh it's a pool that makes murderous pokemans"

TheExAm

I found a collection of gasoline-powered magical implements

mensch-o-matic

BugBoy wrote: »

I think

Spoiler:

there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging

Spoiler:

they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

Raiden333

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

I think

Spoiler:

there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging

Spoiler:

they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

My favorite gateway to hell is http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-616

Dichotomy

I always liked http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-169

BugBoy

Dichotomy wrote: »

I always liked http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-169

oh hey, it's the bloop

Raiden333

Yeah, the best ones are the ones that somehow incorporate weird events from real life history, like that one and the entry for the knife that killed Kitty Genovese that I posted earlier.

mensch-o-matic

Dichotomy wrote: »

I always liked http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-169

nice incorporation of

Spoiler:

the Bloop

Grey Ghost

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

I think

Spoiler:

there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging

Spoiler:

they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

Seven brides, Seven Seals

Each one worst than the last, and she's number 7

Goatmon

Koshian wrote: »

I do not understand the appeal of tvtropes in the slightest

at least these have fun little stories attached sometimes

I don't think anyone really understands the appeal.

Not even the fans.

It's simply very amusing for reasons unknown.

Dichotomy

I've considering making an entry or two a few times in my day

but I get to the point where I think "What'll you write about?" and I just kinda go duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Grey Ghost

Try to write one about SE++

Indie Winter

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Try to write one about SE++

The Heat Death Of Human Interaction

Didgeridoo

Dichotomy wrote: »

I've considering making an entry or two a few times in my day

but I get to the point where I think "What'll you write about?" and I just kinda go duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was reading their FAQ page for new members, and to be honest they seem like they're kind of hostile

But they produce some pretty cool stuff as a community, so I guess I shouldn't question their methods!

Dichotomy

I can understand hostile

like how many people see this and go MAN IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT A MAGIC DICK

and how many times could you delete that shit before it embittered you

Butler For Life #1

SCP 979: Refers to itself as SE++. Appears to be a combination of various sentient personas, which it calls posters. Capable of communication via any internet-enabled device.

Has driven several Class-4 employees insane.

Attempts to destroy it with even the deadliest of SCP's have failed.

Scooter

My one dislike about this site is that since it refers to things by numbers almost everywhere, whenever it goes "don't cross SCP-XXX with SCP-YYY" I gotta go ugh and reread SCP-XXX to remember what it's talking about.

Dichotomy

they have some amusing joke entries, though

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-10101-j
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-014-j

Grey Ghost

Hahaha god dammit
I got Bel-Air'd

Bucketman

I would watch a bat shit crazy TV show based on this.

Like Super Jail meets Warehouse 13/Fringe

BugBoy

Dichotomy wrote: »

I can understand hostile

like how many people see this and go MAN IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT A MAGIC DICK

and how many times could you delete that shit before it embittered you

yeah, they got pretty angry

Centipede Damascus

There should be an SCP which is basically Bruce Lee.

They confined him because no one could beat his kung fu.

Dichotomy

but that's impossible

bruce lee jumped to the moon

that is where he is

Centipede Damascus

I'm sure an organization like this is in possession of at least one secret moon base.

#pipe

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

I think

Spoiler:

there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging

Spoiler:

they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

My best guess is that it's an innocence thing.

Spoiler:

The "seven seals" can only be born from an innocent and she has to be brutally raped or otherwise completely emotionally distraught and forcibly emasculated to prevent it. The article talks about her starting to become accustomed to the "procedure" so it's not working any more so they give her an amnesiac so that it's an entirely new horror to her every week. It's not the rape itself that prevents it, it's the horror of her plight

entirely fucked up.