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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Dr. ████████ ████ recently conducted an experiment in which he clothed himself with vintage (pre-1965) articles of clothing, with the caveat that he had three Bic Flair pens (invented in the 1970s) in his shirt pocket. What he saw while seated in front of SCP-147, he would later describe as "a bizarre episode of I Love Lucy featuring a surprising amount of gunplay."

    pffftha ha ha ha

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    FUCK THAT thing too fuck that if there is one I wish I didn't read it was that one with the spray-painted thing you have to constantly look at or it snaps your neck.

    It took me like a week to realize it's a Boo from Mario

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113
    oh hey I found my favorite

  • BugBoyBugBoy I like big bugs and I cannot lieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The process of transformation has been described as excruciatingly painful. The initial bonding process causes tissue damage similar to third-degree burns, penetrating into subcutaneous fat and muscle tissue in rare cases. The "wave" described in the second stage causes extreme nausea and vomiting, along with feeling similar to burning across the skin and through internal organs. Restructuring of the nervous system causes intense stimulation of all sensory nerves, including those that transmit pain and sexual arousal. The third-stage process of transformation has a failure rate of approximately 25%. In about half of failed transformation, partial or complete obliteration of the genitals is experienced, along with lacerations of the skin and abdominal organs as they transform at slightly different rates. An additional half of failed cases result in death of the subject by severe organ trauma or internal bleeding, or partial or complete paralysis. Minor tissue damage, usually to the skin, occurs in nearly 75% of all cases. The failure rate increases exponentially for multiple exposures, often resulting in permanent damage even after successful transformation. Note that there is a significant risk of [DATA EXPUNGED] after multiple exposures.

    gah

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    There is a list of ones that were basically removed and they never want to see any like them again.

    The one I read was about some super-powerful kid-thing with a bushy fox tail.

    I love the fact that rather and pretend they never got posted they kill them in fantastically elaborate fashions

  • BugBoyBugBoy I like big bugs and I cannot lieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Living Lego

    the last bit is hilarious

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »

    AUCH GOD UNBLINKING BLACK EYED KID NOOOO

    this is up there with the asthma cube when it comes to shit that freaks me out

  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Some of these... Do I really want to go down this rabbit hole?

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    of course you do

    i especially recommend perusing the keter section at night

  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't know what that word means. I think I am glad I don't know what that word means.

  • .avi.avi regular
    edited May 2010
    i dont get it

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i still have no idea wtf a tvtrope is

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    I don't know what that word means. I think I am glad I don't know what that word means.

    Keter is the designation for the objects that are fully willing and able to cause the destruction of all life on earth

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    PSN: GrahamCR
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    i still have no idea wtf a tvtrope is

    Chekov's Gun
    Spoiler:

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    watched the new star trek last night again and noticed a couple of things
    Spoiler:

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    Steam: weavermatic
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I haven't read the thread, am I still the only person who thinks this website is stupid as hell?

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Harmless bits of a collaborative fiction

    sites: personal | tumblr | abracadaniel dot com | coolguy.me
    services I recommend: tonx coffee *highly recommended* | everlane
    Secret Satan Wishlists: Regular List Coffee Stuff
    FUNTENDO DS BROCODE: 2337-4364-1683
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I guess so.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    Steam: weavermatic
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So, any of you guys read http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn yet?

    Probably the best termination story on that site. It's about Dr. Kondraki's termination of a very cliche vampire.

    682 (The unkillable lizard) gets loose, fun abounds.
    EXCERPT FROM POST-INCIDENT INTERVIEW 083-CLEF-01

    Interviewer: Seriously? No mistakes?

    Clef: I can't really see that Dr. Kondraki made any mistakes in his termination protocol up to this point, no.

    Interviewer: Seriously?

    Clef: None at all. He had a primary kill mechanism, a backup plan, and a tertiary plan as well. The fact that his plan didn't survive first contact with the enemy wasn't his fault. The deaths of MTF-Rho-2 were a sad and unforeseeable consequence of the Euclid-class SCiPs being moved…

    Interviewer: I see. So tell me, Dr. Clef, what if all of this wasn't part of some plan, and he'd been making it up as he went along?

    Clef: <laughs> In that case, sir, I'd say that Dr. Kondraki was a suicidal fool. But he certainly wouldn't have…

    Interviewer: …

    Clef: … he did?

    Interviewer: I have here a copy of Dr. Kondraki's termination procedure proposal. Step one is his plan to use cat urine and a pistol loaded with silver bullets. Backup plans two, three, four, And five are listed as, and I quote, 'Wing It,' 'Make Something Up,' 'Cross That Bridge When I Come To It,' and 'Put My Head Between My Knees And Kiss My Ass Goodbye.'

    Clef: [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ahahaha, thats great

  • deowolfdeowolf Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Just gonna post this here, as I'm sure there is a great SCP entry to be made of this.
    Gizmodo wrote:
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    "This can't be real" was my first thought. Then I checked the source: The Guatemalan government. What you are looking at here is a sinkhole that just appeared in the Zone 2 of Ciudad de Guatemala. And it's very real.

    A sinkhole is a natural depression caused by the removal of soil by water. This process can happen slowly, but sometimes the land just cracks open. In this case, the sinkhole happened suddenly. It was caused by massive waterfall from tropical storm Agatha, which is now hitting the area.

    Sinkholes can go from slow depressions to apparently never ending holes like this one. Luckily, it happened in a street intersection and there are no victims.

    Photo by Paulo Raquec

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh wow

    that is amazing

  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the earth opened its mouth

  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    D:

    They've come through

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that it appears almost perfectly circular is the most amazing part

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Member of Twin Club Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy I like big bugs and I cannot lieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

    you either swim....or you sink


    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    warehouse space

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Member of Twin Club Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BB, that's insensitive given the catastrophic damage it did to the locale and to local businesses!

    YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the countywide pisshole

  • CabbsCabbs Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Damnit, I assumed that sinkhole wasnt real. Silly SCP's.

    But apparently it is. Did that happen today? or has it only just been reported.

    EDIT: That picture of a goddamn endless hole means that I am now thinking about dwarf fortress. I mean jesus how big is the cavern underneath that thing.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hope they've put up a guardrail or a fence or something since that picture's been taken.

    I hate to think about kids daring each other to spit a loogy in the pit or something

  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

    you either swim....or you sink


    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    Tomato2.jpg

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cristoval wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

    you either swim....or you sink


    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    Tomato2.jpg

    :^:

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When do the demons start crawling out of it

    Alternate: someone photoshop some goatse on to it

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