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Weaver wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-147

Dr. ████████ ████ recently conducted an experiment in which he clothed himself with vintage (pre-1965) articles of clothing, with the caveat that he had three Bic Flair pens (invented in the 1970s) in his shirt pocket. What he saw while seated in front of SCP-147, he would later describe as "a bizarre episode of I Love Lucy featuring a surprising amount of gunplay."

pffftha ha ha ha

King Riptor

trentsteel wrote: »

FUCK THAT thing too fuck that if there is one I wish I didn't read it was that one with the spray-painted thing you have to constantly look at or it snaps your neck.

It took me like a week to realize it's a Boo from Mario

Antimatter

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113
oh hey I found my favorite

BugBoy

The process of transformation has been described as excruciatingly painful. The initial bonding process causes tissue damage similar to third-degree burns, penetrating into subcutaneous fat and muscle tissue in rare cases. The "wave" described in the second stage causes extreme nausea and vomiting, along with feeling similar to burning across the skin and through internal organs. Restructuring of the nervous system causes intense stimulation of all sensory nerves, including those that transmit pain and sexual arousal. The third-stage process of transformation has a failure rate of approximately 25%. In about half of failed transformation, partial or complete obliteration of the genitals is experienced, along with lacerations of the skin and abdominal organs as they transform at slightly different rates. An additional half of failed cases result in death of the subject by severe organ trauma or internal bleeding, or partial or complete paralysis. Minor tissue damage, usually to the skin, occurs in nearly 75% of all cases. The failure rate increases exponentially for multiple exposures, often resulting in permanent damage even after successful transformation. Note that there is a significant risk of [DATA EXPUNGED] after multiple exposures.

gah

King Riptor

trentsteel wrote: »

There is a list of ones that were basically removed and they never want to see any like them again.

The one I read was about some super-powerful kid-thing with a bushy fox tail.

I love the fact that rather and pretend they never got posted they kill them in fantastically elaborate fashions

BugBoy

Living Lego

the last bit is hilarious

mensch-o-matic

Weaver wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134

AUCH GOD UNBLINKING BLACK EYED KID NOOOO

this is up there with the asthma cube when it comes to shit that freaks me out

Weaver

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation

Ruby Rhod

Some of these... Do I really want to go down this rabbit hole?

mensch-o-matic

of course you do

i especially recommend perusing the keter section at night

Ruby Rhod

I don't know what that word means. I think I am glad I don't know what that word means.

.avi

i dont get it

Franko

i still have no idea wtf a tvtrope is

Grey Ghost

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

I don't know what that word means. I think I am glad I don't know what that word means.

Keter is the designation for the objects that are fully willing and able to cause the destruction of all life on earth

Abracadaniel

Franko wrote: »

i still have no idea wtf a tvtrope is

Chekov's Gun

Spoiler:

I know, not really a tv-specific trope but w/e

Weaver

watched the new star trek last night again and noticed a couple of things

Spoiler:

When Checkov is laying out his plan to sneak on the Narada, he says "If Mr. Scott can get to warp factor 4..." Readout on the viewscreen behind them reads warp 4.3 and accelerating

Then later as Kirk is sneaking though the ship, before he runs into Nero, towards the bottom of the screen you can see him holding the Romulan gun that he later gets when he goes all "I got your gun" on Ayel

NotASenator

I haven't read the thread, am I still the only person who thinks this website is stupid as hell?

Abracadaniel

Harmless bits of a collaborative fiction

NotASenator

I guess so.

Dichotomy

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055

Weaver

Raiden333

So, any of you guys read http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn yet?

Probably the best termination story on that site. It's about Dr. Kondraki's termination of a very cliche vampire.

682 (The unkillable lizard) gets loose, fun abounds.

EXCERPT FROM POST-INCIDENT INTERVIEW 083-CLEF-01

Interviewer: Seriously? No mistakes?

Clef: I can't really see that Dr. Kondraki made any mistakes in his termination protocol up to this point, no.

Interviewer: Seriously?

Clef: None at all. He had a primary kill mechanism, a backup plan, and a tertiary plan as well. The fact that his plan didn't survive first contact with the enemy wasn't his fault. The deaths of MTF-Rho-2 were a sad and unforeseeable consequence of the Euclid-class SCiPs being moved…

Interviewer: I see. So tell me, Dr. Clef, what if all of this wasn't part of some plan, and he'd been making it up as he went along?

Clef: <laughs> In that case, sir, I'd say that Dr. Kondraki was a suicidal fool. But he certainly wouldn't have…

Interviewer: …

Clef: … he did?

Interviewer: I have here a copy of Dr. Kondraki's termination procedure proposal. Step one is his plan to use cat urine and a pistol loaded with silver bullets. Backup plans two, three, four, And five are listed as, and I quote, 'Wing It,' 'Make Something Up,' 'Cross That Bridge When I Come To It,' and 'Put My Head Between My Knees And Kiss My Ass Goodbye.'

Clef: [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]

101

ahahaha, thats great

deowolf

Dichotomy wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055

he he

Cristoval

Just gonna post this here, as I'm sure there is a great SCP entry to be made of this.

Gizmodo wrote:

"This can't be real" was my first thought. Then I checked the source: The Guatemalan government. What you are looking at here is a sinkhole that just appeared in the Zone 2 of Ciudad de Guatemala. And it's very real.

A sinkhole is a natural depression caused by the removal of soil by water. This process can happen slowly, but sometimes the land just cracks open. In this case, the sinkhole happened suddenly. It was caused by massive waterfall from tropical storm Agatha, which is now hitting the area.

Sinkholes can go from slow depressions to apparently never ending holes like this one. Luckily, it happened in a street intersection and there are no victims.

Photo by Paulo Raquec

Centipede Damascus

oh wow

that is amazing

balerbower

the earth opened its mouth

Seriously

D:

They've come through

Centipede Damascus

that it appears almost perfectly circular is the most amazing part

Butler For Life #1

What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

BugBoy

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

you either swim....or you sink


YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Seriously

warehouse space

Butler For Life #1

BB, that's insensitive given the catastrophic damage it did to the locale and to local businesses!

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

balerbower

the countywide pisshole

Cabbs

Damnit, I assumed that sinkhole wasnt real. Silly SCP's.

But apparently it is. Did that happen today? or has it only just been reported.

EDIT: That picture of a goddamn endless hole means that I am now thinking about dwarf fortress. I mean jesus how big is the cavern underneath that thing.

Centipede Damascus

I hope they've put up a guardrail or a fence or something since that picture's been taken.

I hate to think about kids daring each other to spit a loogy in the pit or something

Cristoval

BugBoy wrote: »

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

you either swim....or you sink


YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

TrippyJing

Cristoval wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

you either swim....or you sink


YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

:^:

Weaver

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-732

Franko

When do the demons start crawling out of it

Alternate: someone photoshop some goatse on to it