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Tommy2Hands

So I had an idea for an SCP a few days ago

basically, it would be the sleeping face of the earth, somewhere under a glacier at the north pole

the notees section of the page could maybe imply that most planets are actually sentient?

I dunno, I was kinda heat strokin out at the time

Melding

Metalbourne wrote: »

Its not awesome. And "don't take it seriously" isn't the perfect cure for shitty writing. I'd be a fool for taking any of these seriously, but somehow I'm supposed to take the really bad ones extra-not-seriously.

The only thing I'm not taking seriously around here is you.

Well, i would be quite annoyed if you took a light hearted statement as serious.

So I guess that is good we are both being silly on this here internet forum.

Also Tommy, it's not a bad idea per-say, but it's not exactly good either.

Tommy2Hands

I think it's mostly because it needs a little more meat to it, right?

I'll figure it out later maybe

Melding

yeah, the execution would be the life or death of it. pardon the pun.

Tommy2Hands

boooo

Melding

Are they saying Boo or boo-urns?

Orikaeshigitae

I'm writing a lot of this shit lately. Thoughts on the head?

Koshian

I like it!

I think adding an interrogation/experiment log or two would really make it though

Orikaeshigitae

I went ahead and posted it.

I really try to avoid logs, because for the most part they'd be unnecessary. The draw of the coffee maker, 682, the vending machine, etc, is the community adding to the logs as a group. Here, I'm trying to make the article stand alone, and so a log wouldn't have much point.

Koshian

ah, fair enough

the idealized delusional reality thing is a neat idea and it'd be cool to see that expanded upon a bit, I think

Tommy2Hands

Oh jeez Orik, that fly thing is really creepy

Orikaeshigitae

thanks, but sadly it's close to another article on the wiki and would be deleted.

kosh: i've elaborated as far as is realistic, i think. i'm not sure how much else they would learn about the inner life of someone who is unresponsive.

Tommy2Hands

yeah, it's pretty similar to the human cocoon one but I would really rather not talk about that because the idea that someone stays alive through that is a thing that will keep me awake and swinging my fists at invisible bugs for the next week

#pipe

Orikae I want you to know that the lobotomy ice pick is officially giving me the heebs.

Orikaeshigitae

Thanks. I didn't post it because admins were like 'so it's a thing what makes you go crazy for no reason?'

i appreciate that it's creepy, though.

Spoiler:

go upvote 195

#pipe

I think it's mainly the fact that it's a tool for cracking through the thin bone at the back to the eye socket, then swiping around inside a brain.

Also the Operating Table/invisible nurses thing the creepiest ever

#pipe

I made a thing

Orikaeshigitae

It seems solid. I'd remove the addendum at the end and post it.

Orikaeshigitae

I did another thing.

Orikaeshigitae

My SCP fever has not abated.

These are fun.

Thoughts on my DNA thing?

Snowbeat

aannnnnddd we're back on the air, people

King Riptor

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

My SCP fever has not abated.

These are fun.

Thoughts on my DNA thing?

It's okay. The film reel is better though. Partially because I'm thinking of Troy McClure narrating them