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Weaver

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-887-log

Centipede Damascus

hahaha, there's some good stuff in there

Sample 887-5005: Five pages, English. 272 different misspellings of the word "anthropomorphization".

Raiden333

I think my favorite experimentation log is that of "Fred" an entity who inserts himself into stories

Link to the Experiment Log is in the article there. My favorite part:

Date: ██/██/████
Test Material: Ulysses, by James Joyce

Results: SCP-423 immediately returned to the journal, where it wrote out "Ow, ow, bad idea."

Notes: "Note this as a potential punishment for SCP-423 if it misbehaves." - Dr. E. Mann

Koshian

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-347

Harrier

The Midgard Serpent, apparently

I'm such a sucker for mythology. I love these most of all.

Antimatter

Koshian wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-347

ahahaha

Bucketman

Koshian wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-347

nice find Koshian.

OR SHOULD I SAY #347?!

Antimatter

Bucketman wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-347

nice find Koshian.

OR SHOULD I SAY #347?!

kosh is clearly 347 after being exposed to 113, poor girl

Ruby Rhod

The invisible Kosh!

Projeck

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-168

ahahaha

King Riptor

NotACrook wrote: »

I haven't read the thread, am I still the only person who thinks this website is stupid as hell?

Yes you are.

It's okay though with medication and time you'll regain your ability to like awesome things.

Seriously

It's okay I get what it is trying to do it is a decent enough cause it doesn't bother me live and let live

Raiden333

Projeck wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-168

ahahaha

That reminds me of http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-808

She's a good example of how a nerd-wank fantasy can turn into a decent article via some good writing.

Dichotomy

Cristoval wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

you either swim....or you sink


YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504

Raiden333

yeah I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making.

Seriously

But I didn't know that!

That page is moderately amusing

#pipe

that's the joke

Dichotomy

#pipe wrote: »

that's the joke

you suck, mcbain

Didgeridoo

Aw man

I tried to apply for membership on the SCP site, and was rejected

I'm not good enough for their club :cry:

TankHammer

I like getting lost on that site but it's much easier to let other people hunt-down the good entries and link them.

BugBoy

seriously?

they're a wiki, what gives them the right to do that

Didgeridoo

Well I mean it's their site so I guess they can do what they want

But still,

awww, maaaaaaan

Dichotomy

you have no rights on the internet

#pipe

Didge that reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WicOCdOUWQo

and now I'm laughing

Didgeridoo

#pipe wrote: »

Didge that reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WicOCdOUWQo

and now I'm laughing

Ha ha, I hadn't seen this before, thanks for posting it, Pipe!

Periodically I forget how funny Kevin Smith is and then I rediscover him and my day is all sunshine and smiles afterwards

#pipe

I go on smodcast kicks

where I'm totally in the mood and listen to one a day for 2 weeks

then I get sick of it and unsubscribe for a couple months

then when I resubscribe I've got a back catalogue to listen to!

Reynolds

I knew I had been to this page before. I had the one about the evil tumor-causing cigar bookmarked. Most amusing at the moment? SCP-062

Dr. Tong wrote:

Yes, it is fun to joke around about whether or not SCP-062 would be able to run Crysis. However, if I find any more bored guards trying to install the damn game onto SCP-062 one more time… You just don't want to do it. Okay?

Ten

#pipe wrote: »

I go on smodcast kicks

where I'm totally in the mood and listen to one a day for 2 weeks

then I get sick of it and unsubscribe for a couple months

then when I resubscribe I've got a back catalogue to listen to!

Oh man, that reminds me, I haven't listened to smodcast since I got here

I really should start hitting the gym so I can listen to them

And I never caught up with Tweet Me Harder either

trentsteel

Hey we should all make an entry, combine our collective brain power and make something great and terrifying using some random picture of modern art.

trentsteel

Hmmm...I wonder if it would be too weird of me to add an entry about Ob-Chompin...the extra-dimensional being that I once hallucinated as a teenager on mushrooms that lurked just outside our universe waiting to swallow people that got too high.

trentsteel

Hey, here's one that I thought was fake but it turns out to be real:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

Gatsby

trentsteel wrote: »

Hey we should all make an entry, combine our collective brain power and make something great and terrifying using some random picture of modern art.

I am fully behind this idea

trentsteel

Gatsby wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Hey we should all make an entry, combine our collective brain power and make something great and terrifying using some random picture of modern art.

I am fully behind this idea

Excellent.

Ok, someone find some fucked up pictures while Gatsby and I apply for membership

trentsteel

The hell...how am I supposed to know the password already....damn form

Graves

trentsteel wrote: »

Hmmm...I wonder if it would be too weird of me to add an entry about Ob-Chompin...the extra-dimensional being that I once hallucinated as a teenager on mushrooms that lurked just outside our universe waiting to swallow people that got too high.

Description- scp-732 is an extra-dimensional being resembling a large Willy Wonka "Gobstopper" according to accounts from witnesses. He lurks in forests, preying on abusers of recreational drugs and devouring them with his three rows of razor sharp teeth.

Attempts to contain Ob-Chompin have been unsuccessful due to his otherworldy physical nature.

Bucketman

trentsteel wrote: »

Gatsby wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Hey we should all make an entry, combine our collective brain power and make something great and terrifying using some random picture of modern art.

I am fully behind this idea

Excellent.

Ok, someone find some fucked up pictures while Gatsby and I apply for membership

Portal to the candy dimension

trentsteel

Graves wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Hmmm...I wonder if it would be too weird of me to add an entry about Ob-Chompin...the extra-dimensional being that I once hallucinated as a teenager on mushrooms that lurked just outside our universe waiting to swallow people that got too high.

Description- scp-732 is an extra-dimensional being resembling a large Willy Wonka "Gobstopper" according to accounts from witnesses. He lurks in forests, preying on abusers of recreational drugs and devouring them with his three rows of razor sharp teeth.

Attempts to contain Ob-Chompin have been unsuccessful due to his otherworldy physical nature.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS THAT

trentsteel

GRAVES HOW

Excellent, Bucketman, continue with a couple more and then we'll go from there

Graves

I too have seen this creature.

Dichotomy

we tried to get scp-682 really high so ob-chompin would get rid of him but it backfired spectacularly and a bunch of dudes died