Round 1: The Otaku Suppository vs Zonugal

MacGuffin

Oh my god Zonugal. That was fucked up.

Poorochondriac

MacGuffin wrote: »

Oh my god Zonugal. That was fucked up.

That's a weird typo for "totally awesome." The keys aren't even close together!

chrishallett83

Fucking hell Zonugal.

I've seen hardcore pornos that were less sexual than that. I think I'm actually pregnant to you somehow...

The paedostache sealed the deal man.

Sorry Otaku.

MacGuffin

Poorochondriac wrote: »

MacGuffin wrote: »

Oh my god Zonugal. That was fucked up.

That's a weird typo for "totally awesome." The keys aren't even close together!

I voted for him. It was awesome, it was also fucked up.

The Black Hunter

zonugal would win the final round with a showing like that

The Otaku Suppository

ASimPerson wrote: »

I feel kind of sorry for Otaku.

He has participated in every forum battle I have a record of. He is 0-3. If current trends hold, he'll be an unprecedented 0-4. Sorry dude.

I am the Detroit Lions of forum battles.

lostwords

zonugal, that was amazing! loved the whole outfit switching for each person. i never realized how long that song was, worth every second. now i can't get that song outta my head, thanks

Cowardly

Zonugal that is literally the best thing I have ever seen.

bwanie

Zonugal wrote: »

Houk wrote: »

PS if you do another video, see if you can't find a way to fix all those weird horizontal lines (an interlacing thing maybe?). It actually started to give me a headache by the end

Or maybe that was your crotch

I actually exported the video incorrectly but I was six hours in editing and I'd had four hours of sleep so...

It's a mistake not to be made again.

haha i thought 'man those are some pretty ace max-headroom/80's video effects'

i was really impressed.

Platypus Beirut

Zonugal knows what the crowd wants to see.

ChicoBlue

Holy shit.

bsjezz

oh my god zonugal

i just about sent cab merlot through my nose

edit: i'm not gonna lie, it was about 4 minutes too long. but i don't care

Beasteh

zonugal i'm not exactly sure what the fuck just happened but it got my vote

Vic

Holy fucking shit Zonugal, that was absolutely glorious.

Supraluminal

Was eating breakfast when I started watching Zonugal's entry. Big mistake.

Houk

did the breakfast pop a boner in your mouth?

it did, didn't it?

bsjezz

what i don't understand is how everyone is tricking other people into acting parts in their forum battles

Nogs

ZONUGAL HOLY FUCKING

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

sarukun

bsjezz wrote: »

oh my god zonugal

i just about sent cab merlot through my nose

edit: i'm not gonna lie, it was about 4 minutes too long. but i don't care

100% incorrect.

It was exactly the correct length.

Supraluminal

Houk wrote: »

did the breakfast pop a boner in your mouth?

it did, didn't it?

Breakfast boners left, right, and center. Makes chewing a bit disconcerting.

VisionOfClarity

Zonugal just became one of my favourite people.

Ever.

GSM

I am not from Canada, jeeze.

sarukun

Supraluminal wrote: »

Houk wrote: »

did the breakfast pop a boner in your mouth?

it did, didn't it?

Breakfast boners left, right, and center. Makes chewing a bit disconcerting.

If my breakfast doesn't pop at least five boners on the first bite, I feed it to the dog.

Arch

zonugal what is this

what are you doing

why do i like it so much

Spoiler:

where do you find those clothes girlfriend?

Squall

I

I need an adult

Campion

Zonugal's won't load on my phone and every YouTube video seems to have gone really really quiet.

Mr Fuzzbutt

Campion wrote: »

Zonugal's won't load on my phone and every YouTube video seems to have gone really really quiet.

I'm not sure whether you should consider yourself lucky or not.

Energeno

Zonugal by so many miles I lost count.
Journeyisshit

Squall

Energeno wrote: »

Zonugal by so many miles I lost count.
Journeyisshit

hellooooo infraction

Energeno

Squall wrote: »

Energeno wrote: »

Zonugal by so many miles I lost count.
Journeyisshit

hellooooo infraction

The truth has to come out.

Squall

Energeno wrote: »

Squall wrote: »

Energeno wrote: »

Zonugal by so many miles I lost count.
Journeyisshit

hellooooo infraction

The truth has to come out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ROVm31Mvs

VoproSTEIN

That ass...

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

I really liked Otaku's, and was expecting to vote for it.

But Zonugal, that is absolutely the hardest I've laughed at any forum battle ever. Sweet Jesus Zonugal. You ridiculous, glorious bastard.

Vargas Prime

My god. This is one of those Battle moments I love.

I watch Otaku's entry, and I can't imagine anything winning me over after the wonderful 80's montage (which so rightfully included Rocky IV).

Then I watch Zonugal's, and I think "OK, he's gonna use a Black Eyed Peas song I hate, so..."

But I stick with it and it is unbelievably more entertaining than it had any right to be.

Zonugal, you are a brave, brave man.

Keith

Anjin-San wrote: »

AxesOfEvil

I did dig Otaku's montage, but...Zonugal, that was really creepy. I like it. Probably more than I should.

scarlet st.

Vann Diras wrote: »

zonugal wins the entire thing

i don't even care

Keith

i want zonugal vs marcus

Arch

oh god that gif

Odin

hahaha, yes Zonugal