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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm just gonna buy a pair of skinny jeans and a fixie.


    clearly this is the best plan.

    SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm just gonna buy a pair of skinny jeans and a fixie.


    clearly this is the best plan.

    There's always a Craigslist add for tugjobs. At 50 bucks a pop you could make your money back in a few weeks.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    stale

    stale

    calm down


    this is obviously just monkeyfeet trying to get at you

    stay focused.

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  • jackaljackal Registered User regular
    The homeless guy's name is Roy Brown. How anyone could put Roy Brown in prison is beyond me.

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  • SASA Registered User
    Stale I will steal your car and drive it off a cliff into a quarry.

    However, it doesn't have wheels.

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Obviously the only solution I can see that makes any real sense to me, is to go find another 2008 R/T and steal his rims and tires.


    Who's free this weekend? You'll... uhh... need to drive.

    A friend of my sister moved into Philly a little while ago (I'm not sure where exactly). She came out one morning and her grill, driver's side headlight, and driver's side mirror were gone. We're all assuming someone got into an accident with damage to the front driver's side and decided it was too much trouble to find a junk yard.

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan Registered User regular
    SA wrote: »
    Stale I will steal your car and drive it off a cliff into a quarry.

    However, it doesn't have wheels.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    it is always sad when people steal from other people

    at least steal from corporations

    damn

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    when I worked night shift at a convenience store I'd easily steal about $15-20 worth of product a night

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    man you guys, last night I snuck into this garage and spotted these primo fucking tires

    so I snagged those motherfuckers

    I think they belonged to some crippled dude too

    fistpound ya

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man you guys, last night I snuck into this garage and spotted these primo fucking tires

    so I snagged those motherfuckers

    I think they belonged to some crippled dude too

    fistpound ya

    you're mexican

    it's expected

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man you guys, last night I snuck into this garage and spotted these primo fucking tires

    so I snagged those motherfuckers

    I think they belonged to some crippled dude too

    fistpound ya

    you're mexican

    it's expected

    Nah. Now if your tires were just slashed, that'd be a different story.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man you guys, last night I snuck into this garage and spotted these primo fucking tires

    so I snagged those motherfuckers

    I think they belonged to some crippled dude too

    fistpound ya

    you're mexican

    it's expected

    He needed them for his phat ride, esse

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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS
    Pony wrote: »
    This is something that some people did to be dicks. They weren't trying to make money (they'd have stolen all the other valuable things Stale mentioned).

    No, this was a couple of dudes who thought that this would be funny.

    White dudes

    you know this is a crime of privilege

    white people are so awful

    P.S. that blows stale. Rockin car though.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Backwardsname wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    This is something that some people did to be dicks. They weren't trying to make money (they'd have stolen all the other valuable things Stale mentioned).

    No, this was a couple of dudes who thought that this would be funny.

    White dudes

    you know this is a crime of privilege

    white people are so awful

    P.S. that blows stale. Rockin car though.

    Actually, since it's a frame on blocks and not on the suspension at all, it would be fairly difficult to rock.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Backwardsname wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    This is something that some people did to be dicks. They weren't trying to make money (they'd have stolen all the other valuable things Stale mentioned).

    No, this was a couple of dudes who thought that this would be funny.

    White dudes

    you know this is a crime of privilege

    white people are so awful

    P.S. that blows stale. Rockin car though.

    Actually, since it's a frame on blocks and not on the suspension at all, it would be fairly difficult to rock.

    boooo get off the stage

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    anybody who fucks with vehicles deserves the death sentence

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Anyone who advocates the death sentence deserves the death sentence!

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    wrong, fucking with transportation is bullshit

    just kill'em all

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    thievery in general is a pretty low thing, man.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    you guys don't even know
    maybe that poor mexican was stealing tires to feed his starving family
    he is like a modern day Jean Valjean

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    aint no vitamins in tyres

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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS
    FAQ wrote: »
    aint no vitamins in tyres

    Ain't no Y in tires either, you foreign fuck

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Could this be the Ghost of the Opossum Overlord getting vengeance upon you stale?

    Heres an idea that I dont think I saw.

    Buy some Piece of shit car for 500 dollars, take the tires put them on your car, then sell the junk car to a scrap yard for 100 or so bucks.

    Cheaper than buying new tires

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    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Pip is mexican?!

    But I hung out with that guy!

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    No, Bogey.

    You hung out with a monster.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    Pip is mexican?!

    But I hung out with that guy!

    You are now at 10% Mexican and rising.



    This time tomorrow, your moustache will be down to your shoulders.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Pip is mexican?!

    But I hung out with that guy!

    You are now at 10% Mexican and rising.



    This time tomorrow, your moustache will be down to your shoulders.

    He needs some Mex-Away

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • SASA Registered User
    I saw the ghostbusters ecto1 today on Roswell rd

    maybe ghosts stole your tires

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Pirate Ghosts?

    Or maybe Ghost Pirates.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Registered User regular
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Pirate Ghosts?

    Or maybe Ghost Pirates.

    G-g-g-g-ghost pirates?!

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Could this be the Ghost of the Opossum Overlord getting vengeance upon you stale?

    Heres an idea that I dont think I saw.

    Buy some Piece of shit car for 500 dollars, take the tires put them on your car, then sell the junk car to a scrap yard for 100 or so bucks.

    Cheaper than buying new tires

    It's a lease


    on turn-in, next year, I will be charged to replace them at 100% of list price for OEM 20" Chrome rims and Z-Speed tires.


    I either pay now, or pay later. There is no solution that doesn't end up with me getting fucked in this situation.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Could this be the Ghost of the Opossum Overlord getting vengeance upon you stale?

    Heres an idea that I dont think I saw.

    Buy some Piece of shit car for 500 dollars, take the tires put them on your car, then sell the junk car to a scrap yard for 100 or so bucks.

    Cheaper than buying new tires

    It's a lease


    on turn-in, next year, I will be charged to replace them at 100% of list price for OEM 20" Chrome rims and Z-Speed tires.


    I either pay now, or pay later. There is no solution that doesn't end up with me getting fucked in this situation.


    Will your insurance not cover any of it?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Could this be the Ghost of the Opossum Overlord getting vengeance upon you stale?

    Heres an idea that I dont think I saw.

    Buy some Piece of shit car for 500 dollars, take the tires put them on your car, then sell the junk car to a scrap yard for 100 or so bucks.

    Cheaper than buying new tires

    It's a lease


    on turn-in, next year, I will be charged to replace them at 100% of list price for OEM 20" Chrome rims and Z-Speed tires.


    I either pay now, or pay later. There is no solution that doesn't end up with me getting fucked in this situation.


    Will your insurance not cover any of it?

    "The cost of replacement does not equal 25% of the vehicles total value, therefore this is classified as vandalism. It's covered by a $2500 deductible."

    So I pay the first $2500, they'll pick up the rest.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    conversely, if they had been decent smart thieves and just stolen the entire fucking car, like they SHOULD HAVE

    the deductible would be $500, and I'd get a new car.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    SINCE YOU ASSHOLES UNLOCKED THE DOORS, TURNED OFF THE ALARM, ROLLED THE WINDOWS DOWN, AND MOVED IT....




    JUST STEAL THE FUCKING THING YOU JACKASSES





    FUCK YOU

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    This sounds like the time for a crazy get rich quick steal your own car kind of scheme

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Could this be the Ghost of the Opossum Overlord getting vengeance upon you stale?

    Heres an idea that I dont think I saw.

    Buy some Piece of shit car for 500 dollars, take the tires put them on your car, then sell the junk car to a scrap yard for 100 or so bucks.

    Cheaper than buying new tires

    It's a lease


    on turn-in, next year, I will be charged to replace them at 100% of list price for OEM 20" Chrome rims and Z-Speed tires.


    I either pay now, or pay later. There is no solution that doesn't end up with me getting fucked in this situation.


    Will your insurance not cover any of it?

    "The cost of replacement does not equal 25% of the vehicles total value, therefore this is classified as vandalism. It's covered by a $2500 deductible."

    So I pay the first $2500, they'll pick up the rest.



    Man, even our insurance isn't that fucking shit.


    That is really fucking sucky of them.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I'm tempted to just light it on fire and claim I'm being the target of terroristic threats

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Arthur.


    I will pay you 500 American dollars, cash, to burn my car to the ground tonight.






    cash


    un-marked, non-sequential 20s.

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