So I'm watching the colbert report

Air

This shit is awful
I thought it was supposed to be in par with the daily show or something
but all these jokes are terrible and followed by ridiculous cheering
it's like watching married with children but without the jokes
and just al walking through the door over and over
isn't this well regarded and all that

Umaro

Raneados

air doesn't get it

surprising

Olivaw

Mr Fuzzbutt

I saw it once. It was okay I guess.

moocow

I don't get this thread

Air

I blame sleep deprivation

Umaro

Get outta here Adrian.

#pipe

here. this. Watch this.

Ashcroft

They stopped showing Colbert here. But they didn't unblock watching it online at the same time. It's very frustrating.

Larlar

You know what else sucks? Pants.

Larlar

Oh, and taxes.

And people who stand on the left side of an escalator.

Larlar

Stale donuts.

Larlar

[vidURL=""]This episode of Star Trek.[/vidURL]

That Dave Fella

People who stand still on travelators.

Walk you silly geese.

ChicoBlue

Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

Larlar

ChicoBlue wrote: »

Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

Real men beat them running on the opposing escalator.

ChicoBlue

I'm a fake man.

Mr Fuzzbutt

ChicoBlue wrote: »

Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

Larlar

Raneados

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »

ChicoBlue wrote: »

Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

that's when you use the age-old secret technique of shouting and pushing

to victory

Larlar

Raneados wrote: »

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »

ChicoBlue wrote: »

Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

that's when you use the age-old secret technique of shouting and pushing

to victory

And that's when he tried to eat me, your honor.

Seriously

Colbert's DPS is lower than Stewart's and he doesn't crit as much but when he does it can be up to 150% harder.

Raneados

Larlar wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »

ChicoBlue wrote: »

Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

that's when you use the age-old secret technique of shouting and pushing

to victory

And that's when he tried to eat me, your honor.

in my defense he was wearing whipped cream!

Larlar

Raneados wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »

ChicoBlue wrote: »

Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

that's when you use the age-old secret technique of shouting and pushing

to victory

And that's when he tried to eat me, your honor.

in my defense he was wearing whipped cream!

That was a white silk ascot. It's a classic accoutrement.

Seriously

But yeah

when you see some of his "skits" it's obvious that his gear has some redtext

Air

That Dave Fella wrote: »

People who stand still on travelators.

Walk you silly geese.

the point of travelators is only to save you from having to walk
or to walk but feel like you are gliding

what we really need are travelators that dont split up between every airport gate
one long stretch of uninterrupted automation with branches taking you to each gate

Larlar

Air wrote: »

That Dave Fella wrote: »

People who stand still on travelators.

Walk you silly geese.

the point of travelators is only to save you from having to walk
or to walk but feel like you are gliding

what we really need are travelators that dont split up between every airport gate
one long stretch of uninterrupted automation with branches taking you to each gate

and occasional bottomless pits for those not paying attention

Ashcroft

All travelators everywhere should run in reverse, and be inclined.

autono-wally, erotibot300

Seriously wrote: »

Colbert's DPS is lower than Stewart's and he doesn't crit as much but when he does it can be up to 150% harder.

but dmg > crit noob

autono-wally, erotibot300

Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard.

Rent

itt air feels the need to express his awful opinions, nobody cares

#pipe

Air wrote: »

That Dave Fella wrote: »

People who stand still on travelators.

Walk you silly geese.

the point of travelators is only to save you from having to walk
or to walk but feel like you are gliding

what we really need are travelators that dont split up between every airport gate
one long stretch of uninterrupted automation with branches taking you to each gate

Travelators serve duel purposes.

1. Added speed for people rushing to make it to their planes on time
2. Easier movement for people who need to move though the airport and are exhausted from travel and have heavy luggage

live and let live, dudes. If they're in your way, say excuse me and go past them.

Henroid

Rent wrote: »

itt air feels the need to express his awful opinions, nobody cares

Quoting for irony!

Henroid

Also, Air whatever your avatar / sig stuff is from, it sucks, I don't get it, something about Married with Children, etc.

#pipe

Darjeeling Limited is pretty good!

Mr Fuzzbutt

#pipe wrote: »

Darjeeling Limited is pretty good!

Jegus fuck that movie is boring.

Gatsby

Fuzzbutt why

I had so much hope for you

Mr Fuzzbutt

I just don't get it! Is it supposed to be funny? Are you supposed to care about the annoying characters? Where's the appeal?

Houk

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »

I just don't get it! Is it supposed to be funny? Are you supposed to care about the annoying characters? Where's the appeal?

The appeal is in this burlap sack. Here, take a look.

No, it's way down in there. Go ahead and lean in a little deeper.

grug

blessed visionary