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So I'm watching the colbert report

AirAir Registered User regular
edited June 2010 in Singularity Engine++
This shit is awful
I thought it was supposed to be in par with the daily show or something
but all these jokes are terrible and followed by ridiculous cheering
it's like watching married with children but without the jokes
and just al walking through the door over and over
isn't this well regarded and all that

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    air doesn't get it

    surprising

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I saw it once. It was okay I guess.

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't get this thread

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I blame sleep deprivation

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Get outta here Adrian.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • AshcroftAshcroft Y E N S No creditRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    They stopped showing Colbert here. But they didn't unblock watching it online at the same time. It's very frustrating.

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    You know what else sucks? Pants.

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Oh, and taxes.

    And people who stand on the left side of an escalator.

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Stale donuts.

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    [vidURL=" episode of Star Trek.[/vidURL]

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    People who stand still on travelators.

    Walk you silly geese.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

    Real men beat them running on the opposing escalator.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm a fake man.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

    Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

    Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

    E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

    Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

    Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

    E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

    that's when you use the age-old secret technique of shouting and pushing

    to victory

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

    Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

    Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

    E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

    that's when you use the age-old secret technique of shouting and pushing

    to victory

    And that's when he tried to eat me, your honor.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Colbert's DPS is lower than Stewart's and he doesn't crit as much but when he does it can be up to 150% harder.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

    Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

    Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

    E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

    that's when you use the age-old secret technique of shouting and pushing

    to victory

    And that's when he tried to eat me, your honor.

    in my defense he was wearing whipped cream!

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Whenever I see a set of stairs next to an escalator I wait for someone to get on the escalator and then I race them on the stairs and I usually beat them because I am STRONG AND FAST

    Whenever I see escalators and there aren't many people around, I wait for someone to go up and then race them, going up the down escalator.

    Then some fatty always appears out of nowhere and blocks my way, and then I have to ride back down looking sheepish.

    E: Oh damn you, Mr Lar.

    that's when you use the age-old secret technique of shouting and pushing

    to victory

    And that's when he tried to eat me, your honor.

    in my defense he was wearing whipped cream!

    That was a white silk ascot. It's a classic accoutrement.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But yeah

    when you see some of his "skits" it's obvious that his gear has some redtext

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    People who stand still on travelators.

    Walk you silly geese.

    the point of travelators is only to save you from having to walk
    or to walk but feel like you are gliding

    what we really need are travelators that dont split up between every airport gate
    one long stretch of uninterrupted automation with branches taking you to each gate

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Air wrote: »
    People who stand still on travelators.

    Walk you silly geese.

    the point of travelators is only to save you from having to walk
    or to walk but feel like you are gliding

    what we really need are travelators that dont split up between every airport gate
    one long stretch of uninterrupted automation with branches taking you to each gate

    and occasional bottomless pits for those not paying attention

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Y E N S No creditRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    All travelators everywhere should run in reverse, and be inclined.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    Colbert's DPS is lower than Stewart's and he doesn't crit as much but when he does it can be up to 150% harder.

    but dmg > crit noob

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    itt air feels the need to express his awful opinions, nobody cares

    Rent on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Air wrote: »
    People who stand still on travelators.

    Walk you silly geese.

    the point of travelators is only to save you from having to walk
    or to walk but feel like you are gliding

    what we really need are travelators that dont split up between every airport gate
    one long stretch of uninterrupted automation with branches taking you to each gate

    Travelators serve duel purposes.

    1. Added speed for people rushing to make it to their planes on time
    2. Easier movement for people who need to move though the airport and are exhausted from travel and have heavy luggage

    live and let live, dudes. If they're in your way, say excuse me and go past them.

    #pipe on
  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    itt air feels the need to express his awful opinions, nobody cares

    Quoting for irony!

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also, Air whatever your avatar / sig stuff is from, it sucks, I don't get it, something about Married with Children, etc.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Darjeeling Limited is pretty good!

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Darjeeling Limited is pretty good!

    Jegus fuck that movie is boring.

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fuzzbutt why

    I had so much hope for you

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just don't get it! Is it supposed to be funny? Are you supposed to care about the annoying characters? Where's the appeal?

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just don't get it! Is it supposed to be funny? Are you supposed to care about the annoying characters? Where's the appeal?
    The appeal is in this burlap sack. Here, take a look.

    No, it's way down in there. Go ahead and lean in a little deeper.

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited June 2010
    blessed visionary

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