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STUPID DONKEY! SWITCH IT OFF!

StaleStale Registered User regular
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
So, Hell's Kitchen is rolling once more. Are you watching?


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Siobhan needs to stop being a princess and man up

Autumn needs to shut the fuck up and learn her fucking place

Andrew needs to calm down and try not spergin all the damn time

Fran... Fran needs to fucking go home

Jason is no Robert

Mikey needs to explain how he can wake up with perfect hair

Scott isn't as smart as he thinks he is

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what ever happened to the big fat guy that couldn't finish two seasons? Did he ever finish a season?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I watched this last week, it's pretty hilarious.

    I'm about to switch over to some hoops though.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Holli looks ready to suck chef's pointed dick all the way to the top

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what ever happened to the big fat guy that couldn't finish two seasons? Did he ever finish a season?

    Robert


    He was my favorite until he pulled a bitch move and left for health reasons

    then he came back next season and acted like a little cunt and quickly lost

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited June 2010
    HELL YES I AM WATCHING!

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I loved that Holli said she'd look the best in her heels, and promptly fell on her ass

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ramsay is an angry man

    a wealthy, angry man

  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am going to be watching this

    woo reality shows

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    He seems pretty nice on the F word.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I prefer Kitchen Nightmares.

    At least on there you occasionally feel like he's a good guy trying to help out a struggling family business.

    By swearing at them and insulting them.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Midgard I hear some secret agents only get cars.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Was the first advice given to Andrew to never smile ever again?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ehh, there is only room in my heart for one cooking reality show, and thats top chef. DC season at the end of this month!

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The british version of Kitchen Nightmares was far superior. It doesn't feel the same without him narrating.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That Holli looks like a cheap version of Allison Brie.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    I can't watch this show because the retards make me too angry.

    If anything, Ramsey has laudable self-control.

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    American Gordan Ramsay shows are so heavily edited, it's really jarring

    British Kitchen Nightmares is pretty fun

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    The british version of Kitchen Nightmares was far superior. It doesn't feel the same without him narrating.
    The American version always ends in happy families and unicorns and butterflies.

    The British version ends in failure a good bit of the time because they don't listen to him.

  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited June 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    The british version of Kitchen Nightmares was far superior. It doesn't feel the same without him narrating.

    The British Hell's Kitchen is actually pretty fucking cool too, it's got that.... that other guy in it

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    advertisements for Masterchef


    They did a casting here, made people stand in the rain with a prepared dish for 3 hours. I didn't go.


    I should have.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Top Chef Masters has been pretty awesome this season. I love the entire champions round gang.

    Top Chef DC next week!

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I didn't even know there was a british hell's kitchen!

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  • BrogeyBrogey Aca-awesome! Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    I watched last week's episode, thought the stunt Gordon pulled at the start was pretty great!

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I never watched the second half of that Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution show

    I can only assume that the townsfolk deep fried and ate him

  • BrogeyBrogey Aca-awesome! Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Top Chef Masters has been pretty awesome this season. I love the entire champions round gang.
    Yes!

    Also, I want a Susur reality show where they introduce him to all sorts of cultural situations that he has to figure out.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    The british version of Kitchen Nightmares was far superior. It doesn't feel the same without him narrating.
    The American version always ends in happy families and unicorns and butterflies.

    The British version ends in failure a good bit of the time because they don't listen to him.

    Yeah they didn't even show a chef get fired till like the third season in the US but several times Gordan still predicted eventual failure upon leaving.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ramsay is an angry man

    a wealthy, angry man

    I've met him, and he's quite a nice guy, even gave me a few shirts. (My mum knows his family, he gets sent loads of shirts my companies, he gives them out to friends or whoever) Doesn't swear nearly that much in real life.

    I was tempted to say to him that no matter how much he swears and points, he still does a womans job, but he probably would have lamped me.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Top Chef Masters has been pretty awesome this season. I love the entire champions round gang.
    Yes!

    Also, I want a Susur reality show where they introduce him to all sorts of cultural situations that he has to figure out.

    I was reading some background stuff on Susur and the man is just crazy amazing.

    Apparently he once tasked a cook he was training with destemming 100,000 chilis.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    he's a raging egomaniac cunt

    you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    he's a raging egomaniac cunt

    you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray

    If you ever meet Paula Dean tell her I'm will to divorce my wife to marry her.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    he's a raging egomaniac cunt

    you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray

    If you ever meet Paula Dean tell her I'm will to divorce my wife to marry her.

    you'll have to get through me

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    or wait for my eventual death via heart attack

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    or wait for my eventual death via heart attack

    You will go out in a blaze of frosted glory

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    or wait for my eventual death via heart attack

    Hell of a way to die though.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Tell Giada that while I find her tomato-based fetishes odd, it is not enough to prevent me from wanting to rail her.

  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.

    he's a raging egomaniac cunt

    you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray

    I'd be too busy staring at her huge ass to learn anything.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anthony Bourdain said that the cursing, angry part of Gordon is just something he does in the kitchen. Outside, he's as nice and helpful as can be.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I hate Hardees but GOD DAMN

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