STUPID DONKEY! SWITCH IT OFF!

Faricazy

how many is several

i want to be sure i'm in the clear

Mysst

man, i'm just talking about looking at, not like, her show

she's annoying as shit

PiptheFair

an unreasonable amount

Faricazy

three babies? four babies?

do toddlers count?

Aneurhythmia

Toddlers count against your baby count.

PiptheFair

pick a number

does that number seem like too many babies to rape?

well there you go

Wimble

I can't count that high

Clint Eastwood

Fari will rape all the babies

lostwords

Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

Hunter

Faricazy wrote: »

Pretty sure it's real, it's from FHM.

Lots of trimming though I suppose.

It's from Maxim, and the joke is they were photoshopped pictures of chicks you want to see dressed up in that way but it would never happen in a billion years.

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

So you admit to raping babies, the only question is how many babies have you raped.

PiptheFair

lostwords wrote: »

Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

pro baby rape

lostwords

Like a bajillion lil babbies

Josiah_9

PiptheFair wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

pro baby rape

I think it is a platform that would bring in the swing vote.

Faricazy

i raped less babies than lost

Hunter

Lost is raping babies err'day

CorporateLogo

From the title I thought this would be about Shrek

RabidDeathMoose

Well it briefly was about Rachel Ray so in a way that's pretty damn close.

Rage

Hunter wrote: »

That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.

This, yes

And she's married to Santa Claus. I mean c'mon.

PiptheFair

Rage wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.

This, yes

And she's married to Santa Claus. I mean c'mon.

santa who is also a fishing boat captain

Viscount Islands

Chef Ramsay is a fucking boss.

Bogey

Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

Viscount Islands

Hell's Kitchen doesn't seem to get very good quality of chefs, compared to other shows like Top Chef.

PiptheFair

the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

Rage

Bogey wrote: »

Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

It's not hard to make, it's just reallllly easy to screw up.

Poor Mikey. I kind of liked him. He was a Dapper Dan man.

Shane_Tyree

Rage wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

It's not hard to make, it's just reallllly easy to screw up.

Poor Mikey. I kind of liked him. He was a Dapper Dan man.

As easy as aioli?

Bucketman

Serious Ramsay's best appearance is on Conan during the last week of late night.

Come on Norm!

Bogey

Top Chef Masters finale tonight! Go, Susur!!

I'll watch it after Chicago wins Lord Stanley's Cup.

Hunter

PiptheFair wrote: »

the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

PiptheFair

Hunter wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

I'm entirely too hairy

Hunter

PiptheFair wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

I'm entirely too hairy

I've dated Italian girls before

Faricazy

PiptheFair wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

I'm entirely too hairy

Acceptable in Europe.

Faricazy

Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.

Spoiler:

My money's on Rick.

Fiz

Nooo, not Mikey. I am a sucker for guys like that. With all the tattoos and mohawks and inability to cook.

If he could cook he'd just make me fatter

Faricazy

oh man!

THEPAIN73

I think Blue Jay is gonna win.

Just saying.

Bogey

Faricazy wrote: »

Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.

Spoiler:

My money's on Rick.

That food was amazing, I wish they had spent more of the show's time featuring the preparation.

Also, I felt either of the other 2 deserved to win more than the other guy.

Faricazy

Bogey wrote: »

Faricazy wrote: »

Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.

Spoiler:

My money's on Rick.

That food was amazing, I wish they had spent more of the show's time featuring the preparation.

Also, I felt either of the other 2 deserved to win more than the other guy.

That complaint against Susur's precision, wasn't that fish cut by his sous?

Marcus's food is pretty crazy though, I think he plays up the African angle a bit too much considering the ingredients in his food are top of the line and for the most part prohibitively expensive. Foie AND uni? Mannn.

Faricazy

bogey did you see sytycd

Bogey

If that's So You Think You Can Dance, then no, I don't watch that show.

Why do you ask? Was there something really cool that I missed?