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Games and Technology: AWESOME POST in "[STEAM] Christ you guys Valve is not making Duke Nukem&q

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Post: [STEAM] Christ you guys Valve is not making Duke Nukem
Forum: Games and Technology
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Posted by: psychoticdream
Original Content:
Malkor wrote: »
FyreWulff wrote: »
It would be hilarious if those were in game, and only Mac players could unlock them.
If by hilarious you mean convenient because then I'd know who to shoot first.

that's what i was thinking


"hey look that guy is a mactard"

"SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM"

" but the others.."

"forget them! shoot the mactards!!"

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Uhhhhhh

  • The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    o_O

    Spoiler:
  • PaleCommanderPaleCommander Registered User
    edited June 2010
    If this had been a comic edit of "The Protip", I'd buy it hook, line, and sinker.

    As it stands, is there awesome here other than PC/Mac rivalry?

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the image is amusing

    the post is awful

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wow I mean the setup was there

    The reported quote could have quite possibly been a good joke

    Like using the Huntsman and changing your name to William Tell

    Or using the iPod would automatically unlock the spy's French beret

    But no instead the last quote was terrible

  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Is "Mactard" actually a thing people say?

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Is "Mactard" actually a thing people say?

    Probably

  • AnteCantelopeAnteCantelope Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This post makes me ashamed to prefer PC.

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  • PaleCommanderPaleCommander Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Is "Mactard" actually a thing people say?

    Probably

    What, you've never heard of the legendary MacTard clan, boasting such scions as Duncan MacTard?

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a clone playing a clone playing a clone playingRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    If Obs hadn't already been banned, I'd be expecting a page-long rant about this post.

    I mean, he might still come in and write a page-long rant.

  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Cyvros wrote: »
    If Obs hadn't already been banned, I'd be expecting a page-long rant about this post.

    I mean, he might still come in and write a page-long rant.

    He'll sense the disturbance in the iForce.

    Any sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from magic.
  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I remember one time I mentioned I was considering getting an Apple laptop and Obs PM'd me thinking we were like best buddies or something. D:

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    - @Ludious
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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a clone playing a clone playing a clone playingRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wow, I can't believe you found that.

    But yeah that's when he PM'd me and got kinda weird. <_<

    Edit - I've long since deleted the PM though. I guess memory lane stops there.
    Edit Edit - I also didn't pick up a laptop in the end of things because a week or two after that thread I lost mah job!

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a clone playing a clone playing a clone playingRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TURN THE CAMERA OFF. :cry:

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what an awful post.

    el oh el guys, macs are dum for gaming hurr hurr, we're stuck in the 90's and things never ever change ever! isn't it cool to hate macs now?

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a clone playing a clone playing a clone playingRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't know what the hell is cool anymore, and I work in consumer electronics.

    Actually, maybe that is why I don't know what's cool anymore. Don't know where the hipsters end and the geeks begin sometimes.

  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But now you're here Bel, to make things better!

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    by leading the crusade of nerd rage against the macs!

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    well at least the mac tf2ers won't be able to snipe

    [tiny]ha ha one button mouse joke hilarious as ever[/tiny]

  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    I herd macks only hav 1 mouse buton

    (Am I doing this right?)

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a clone playing a clone playing a clone playingRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    No, you capitalised the "I".

    Also, I think it should've been spelt "maus" or something equally retarded.

  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    what an awful post.

    el oh el guys, macs are dum for gaming hurr hurr, we're stuck in the 90's and things never ever change ever! isn't it cool to hate macs now?

    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Basically, (PlayStation) Home is Second Life Ultra Light? Most of the cool stuff, none of the creepy blimp on blimp fucking.
  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Round Rock, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    what an awful post.

    el oh el guys, macs are dum for gaming hurr hurr, we're stuck in the 90's and things never ever change ever! isn't it cool to hate macs now?

    That sounds like something a mactard would say.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It took me a while to figure out that the earbuds belonged to an iPod. I guess.. you had to be there or something.

  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I try my best not to harp on other people's reports, but seriously, what were you thinking? This is like grade school level humor.

  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Adus wrote: »
    I try my best not to harp on other people's reports, but seriously, what were you thinking? This is like grade school level humor.

    No see, Macs are terrible and so are the people who use them. The internet said so!

    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Basically, (PlayStation) Home is Second Life Ultra Light? Most of the cool stuff, none of the creepy blimp on blimp fucking.
  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    I herd macks only hav 1 mouse buton

    (Am I doing this right?)

    People keep writing shit like this for real and I keep thinking Mac mouses (mice?) do indeed only have one button. Things like the lack of right-clicking etc. Seriously? That's the big thing PCs have over Macs?

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Big Isy wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I herd macks only hav 1 mouse buton

    (Am I doing this right?)

    People keep writing shit like this for real and I keep thinking Mac mouses (mice?) do indeed only have one button. Things like the lack of right-clicking etc. Seriously? That's the big thing PCs have over Macs?

    Not to turn this into a PC vs. Mac thing but the big thing PCs have over Macs is higher processing power for cheaper, a larger software/gaming library, the ability to easily upgrade, better selection of cheaper peripherals, etc.

    Macs have their advantages too

    Regardless, this is a dumb post

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    It took me a while to figure out that the earbuds belonged to an iPod. I guess.. you had to be there or something.

    you had to be in the world, yes. not living under a rock, in a cave, in the middle of Australia.

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    It took me a while to figure out that the earbuds belonged to an iPod. I guess.. you had to be there or something.

    you had to be in the world, yes. not living under a rock, in a cave, in the middle of Australia.

    I'll keep my koala bears. You can keep smelling your farts, hipster.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    If knowing what iPod earbuds look like makes one a hipster, I guess I'm long overdue for a goatee

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    If knowing what iPod earbuds look like makes one a hipster, I guess I'm long overdue for a goatee

    More just because I don't care enough to look at a wonkin' huge picture of a TF2 and trying to figure out what the fuck it is that's awesome about it. Or because apple sucks. Right? Guys?

  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    I herd macks only hav 1 mouse buton

    (Am I doing this right?)

    It's almost like the Pyro has been designed from Day One as the Mac class

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Robman wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I herd macks only hav 1 mouse buton

    (Am I doing this right?)

    It's almost like the Pyro has been designed from Day One as the Mac class

    hurr hurr hurr

    (I am actually giggling over here)

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Robman; Making shitty threads funny.

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