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Round 2: Zonugal vs Qorzm

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Qorzm wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    in reverse, it's called a shuffle truffle

    or an elfurt elfus
    Sufle trufle??

    I phoneticized during the conversion.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like this Zonugal entry way more than his Round 1 entry

    great job, Zonugal! I am happy to have battled you

  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    sure you did, drunklar

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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    there are not words to be had about these entries

    you're just sayin' dat 'cause you got lyrics
    his rhymes were good but they were basically just name droppin' like Game
    I had higher hopes for you, Q

    I actually enjoyed both, Scarwet. Don't you be tellin' me that like it's a thang.

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    went with qorzm because of his sick beats and i was caught offguard by the backwardsness

    zon's was good but i guess i was hoping for more 80s sounding/dressed goodness!

    #canadian #sorry
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I didn't know it was backwards til he started catching cards, then I was all.


    oh... :oops:

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i actually thought that he was throwing the cards and the wind was throwing them back at him, when i first saw it

    #canadian #sorry
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    edited June 2010
    mully wrote: »
    went with qorzm because of his sick beats and i was caught offguard by the backwardsness

    zon's was good but i guess i was hoping for more 80s sounding/dressed goodness!

    his wardrobe isn't the impressive part anymore. now it's the... chiconess.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    yeah.. but we already have a chico! if i want to see a man-lady getting sexed, i can do that any time!

    #canadian #sorry
  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm not sure I can watch this video twice, Zonugal

    it's tearing me apart

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ZONUGAL OH MY GOD

    3DS: 3093 - 7107 - 5265 Steam: VALVeJunkie XBL/PSN: ValveJunky
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    edited June 2010
    mully wrote: »
    yeah.. but we already have a chico! if i want to see a man-lady getting sexed, i can do that any time!

    but you can never see [strike]him[/strike] it strangled

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have paused Zonugal's video at 1:25 so I could switch tabs and vote for him.

  • DarricDarric Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Voted Zonugal because oh man.

    Totally loved the reverse thing you did though, Qorzm. When I realized halfway through, I was tres impressed.

  • ZonugalZonugal Lord of the Dead The UnderworldRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Qorzm wrote: »
    I like this Zonugal entry way more than his Round 1 entry

    great job, Zonugal! I am happy to have battled you

    You sir are a troubadour of our ages.

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  • CowardlyCowardly Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Oh my god Qorzm I really wanted to vote for you. Your rap and video were just excellent.

    But oh my god

  • GumpyGumpy Beep BoopRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't know if Chico or Zonugal is creepier

    Its a choice I don't want to make

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zonugal's idea of battling a forumer is getting choked and fucked in the ass by said forumer with a smile on his face, and as such he gets my vote

    I loved the execution of your video qorzm but honestly as soon as the rap became a namedropfest ya lost me. if it'd been the exact same style/sound but with lyrics consistently burning zonugal, you woulda got my vote

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    yeah that was a LOT of cameo namedrops

    but it was good flow

    argh still can't choose

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    gave it to Qorzm

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ahaha the best, perhaps only reason zonugal's works is because he makes an uncomfortably attractive woman

    even with a moustache

    it makes NO SENSE

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  • GatsbyGatsby Brainstorm Oh man.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah that was just slightly disturbing

    I think Rane has a competitor now

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    ahaha the best, perhaps only reason zonugal's works is because he makes an uncomfortably attractive woman

    even with a moustache

    it makes NO SENSE
    yeah i didn't wanna say it but

    zonugal, never go to prison

    or to fiz's house

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i can't describe the thing my brain was doing watching qorzm's, not sure if it was running forward or backward. so very well done.

    zonugal.....christ man. i need to breathe.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zonugal gets the vote for being hilariously frightening

    and also for not calling me a loser!!!!!!

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Qorzm, this is by far your best entry yet. I mean, it was really, really fucking good.

    But Zonugal managed to outdo himself, which I swore was impossible. I can't not vote for that.

  • GatsbyGatsby Brainstorm Oh man.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That NSFW tag made me think "it can't really be that bad."

    Thanks for proving me wrong Zon

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal I just don't know what to say. I did vote for you however. I was laughing so hard Amy came in and asked what was going on. So I showed her your entry and she laughed so hard she cried.

  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    edited June 2010
    I want to see Zonugal vs. Chico

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    man I don't think I can get behind forum raps at all

    yeah, sorry but I'm not listening to two minutes of forumer names

    cameos are lazy

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    but as for zonugal's, i have to do something about this boner

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    but as for zonugal's, i have to do something about this boner

    your avatar is wonderful for this post

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ten wrote: »
    Zonugal is a marvellous motherfucker and ballsy as hell

    seriously how do you approach your friend

    "hey man, would you pretend fuck me on video while i'm dressed like a chick? also we're going to lipsync Lovefool by the Cardigans. it's for this internet contest that doesn't really have a prize or anything"

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm off to work all day. Thanks to anyone who voted for me! I really appreciate it!

    And thanks to the rest of you for watching!

  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal, please shave.

    You shut the fuck up.

    Zonugal, you keep doin' what you're doin'.

  • ZonugalZonugal Lord of the Dead The UnderworldRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    Zonugal is a marvellous motherfucker and ballsy as hell

    seriously how do you approach your friend

    "hey man, would you pretend fuck me on video while i'm dressed like a chick? also we're going to lipsync Lovefool by the Cardigans. it's for this internet contest that doesn't really have a prize or anything"

    Yep, its pretty much exactly that. I have a lot of people, mostly co-workers, who are jumping to be in one of these videos...

    For you see, I am lord with the lens over here in Ellensburg...

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I voted qorzm for two reasons

    one, I liked the backwards video

    two, chico's drawing of zonugal belongs in a museum

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
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