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Round 2: Zonugal vs Qorzm

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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal your trajectory is marvelous

    Make me proud and meet Marcus in the finals

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  • PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal are you available y/n.

    I want to give you all my love.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Lovefool is a great song

    Went with the creeper

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i am terrified of zonugal

    what the hell is he going to do to me? :<

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i am terrified of zonugal

    what the hell is he going to do to me? :<

    you should ask yourself what isn't he going to do to you

    shorter list

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ohh nooooo

    larlar don't say that

    Dubh wrote: »
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This was tough. Zonugal, you mad bastard, keep it up.

    That said I voted for Qorzm based on the backwards video. Specifically the water bottles.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I regret everything that video represents jdawg.

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  • KarnackKarnack Registered User
    edited June 2010
    wow

    zonugal, I feel like you're taking the creepy and weird that lady gaga could only dream about and running with it. and somehow it is working out for you

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    holy

    fuck

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I can't believe Qorzm is losing like this!

    I voted for him because backwards video and original rap are awesome

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal is riding a popularity wave that hit at just the right home.

    Perhaps that was his plan all along. Starting a month or so ago.


    LIZARDMAN!

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    how the FUCK am i supposed to compete with that monster

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal you are

    I don't even know

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    how the FUCK am i supposed to compete with that monster

    rane

    rane

    calm down

    trannydos is the ORIGINAL

    zonugal is stealing your best bits.

    show him who the real master is

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited June 2010
    seriously without the moustache, zonugal would be very convincing.

    which is why i voted for him.

    :winky:

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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    Zonugal is a marvellous motherfucker and ballsy as hell

    seriously how do you approach your friend

    "hey man, would you pretend fuck me on video while i'm dressed like a chick? also we're going to lipsync Lovefool by the Cardigans. it's for this internet contest that doesn't really have a prize or anything"

    Yep, its pretty much exactly that. I have a lot of people, mostly co-workers, who are jumping to be in one of these videos...

    For you see, I am lord with the lens over here in Ellensburg...

    I loved this about both videos.

    Hey man, I need you to do a truffle shuffle so I can use it in some internet battle.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PS: Qorzm, cut your hair.

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  • afrowomanafrowoman Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal....

    That was Horrifyingly Good... hope you win...


    .....Afrowoman

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I want to see Zonugal vs Chico so badly as the final battle.

    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal VS Marcus. It's the only way.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Qorzm, you just may have the sickest rhymes on all the forums,

    But Zonugal ruined you.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Zonugal VS Marcus. It's the only way.
    this is what i dream for more than anything

    i mean chico is great and all

    but a zonugal-marcus outrageous video battle just seems like the perfectest way to end an already awesome battle tourney

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I guess I am slated to lose this round. :(
    Spoiler:

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Fuzzy.


    Oh, you're up against Marcus?



    Well then...


    hmm.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    On the one hand I am scared of what will happen if I vote for Zon. On the other hand I am even more scared of what will happen if I don't vote for Zon.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    this was a really really hard choice

    but I went with Qorzm.

    Zonugal you frighten and disgust me.
    Spoiler:

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    gonna confess that I'm really disappointed that qorzm went down

    deep down I think what I wanted most was to run into him in the semis and fight him properly to make up for last year

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'll admit I expected something a bit more epic from Qorzm, like a rewind into a whole crowd of people holding up anti-Zonugal propaganda. It was still nice though.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal, what fresh hell hath thou wrought?!

    I like that you went out on a date before the sex thing. Like it was some elaborate plan of yours that involved getting a free dinner

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the one thing I would tell zonugal is to shorten some parts

    it is better than the first one but the sex scenes reminded me of the most boringest porn

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    natek wrote: »
    the one thing I would tell zonugal is to shorten some parts

    it is better than the first one but the sex scenes reminded me of the most boringest porn

    see i thought that was hilarious because he was just fake banging this dude for an internet contest for so long

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    natek wrote: »
    the one thing I would tell zonugal is to shorten some parts

    it is better than the first one but the sex scenes reminded me of the most boringest porn

    You mean

    You mean like his hem-line?

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    maybe I just wanted to see some reverse cowgirl or something

    such a good position

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    natek wrote: »
    maybe I just wanted to see some reverse cowgirl or something

    such a good position

    Totally my favorite position.

    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i have never been with a girl who particularly excels at reverse cowgirl

    like, they position themselves wrong and their legs get sore, or they can't figure out the rhythm or just generally can't work it out

    i'm like man, i thought this was supposed to be one of the basics

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    i have never been with a girl

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    i have been a girl

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    i nag irl

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