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[Mini-phalla] Cyberpunk - The Posthuman Order wins!

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You failed your kill, didn't you Cap?

    You bastard

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm a zombie doctor, not a zombie hitman.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    You failed your kill, didn't you Cap?

    You bastard

    Nobody did their kill, you goose.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    shalmelo wrote: »
    I'm a zombie doctor, not a zombie hitman.

    Damn it, Ringo. I'm a [REDACTED], not a killer!

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I admit Jdark, I was originally going to send someone to kill you, but I didn't want you to be the surviving member of your faction if they failed.

    Enjoy your Vlad! It was expensive!

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Welcome to Aethernet v1.01

    login as: the_lawinator
    the_lawinator@aether.net's password:
    Access denied

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    the_lawinator@aether.net's password:
    Access denied

    Trinux aether.cloud.burst 3.14.159-1086tsc #1 Tues Jun 22 00:00:01 BPST 3010 i1086 unknown

    The programs included with the Aether.ui GNU/Trinux system are free software;
    the exact distribution terms for each program are described in the
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    Aether.ui GNU/Trinux comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent
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    You have new mail.
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    the_lawinator@aether.net:~$ kill -9 %ringo

    kill: %ringo: no such job

    the_lawinator@aether.net:~$ exit

    aetsh: you have running jobs.

    the_lawinator@aether.net:~$ kill -9 *.*

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh god. Hope is back, and it means business.

  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ssssshhhh I am hacking the Gibson. :( :( :(

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Also, I'm entering Grid A9. Assuming I survive and my wish is granted, this game just got a whole lot more fun.

    Seriously, why is this in question?

    Ringo

    Hey look, it's my vote from 2 days ago.

    This guy did not fail his voting.

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have to admit, I found the last second vote shenanigans disappointing.

    The post vote shenanigans, however, have been glorious!

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Also, I'm entering Grid A9. Assuming I survive and my wish is granted, this game just got a whole lot more fun.

    Seriously, why is this in question?

    Ringo

    Hey look, it's my vote from 2 days ago.

    This guy did not fail his voting.

    To be honest, I completely forgot those still counted.

    Whoops

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo...

    Did...did you make me a crater?

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Personally I imagined it more like this

    PBF097-Astronaut_Fall.jpg

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Day Six: The Singularity

    The streets erupted into panic. Weapons fire echoed throughout the rapidly emptying city, as the Corporations fought to bring the situation under control.

    What were they fighting? They weren't sure. Chaos. Fear. Themselves.

    At the end of the day, they were fighting for their profits.

    The Infidel AI's possessed roamed the streets, it was said; their numbers increased nightly. They could see into your mind, ruin any technology they desired.

    The rumours flowed just as freely as the people, and the blood more freely than either of them...

    But it would not flow for much longer.


    Day Five Dead:
    TheLawinator, member of [strike]Macroware[/strike] the Infidel AI - Put down... mysteriously
    Kay, member of [strike]Vigint Postdyne[/strike] The Posthuman Order - Obliterated by a malfunctioning military satellite
    Psolms, member of [strike]Vigint[/strike] The Posthuman Order - Met Vlad and a drone
    Teucrian, member of ZenonAuto - Counter-attacked by Vlad
    REG Rysk, member of [strike]Vigint[/strike] the Infidel AI - Shot by a sniper
    Fiaryn, member of [strike]Macroware[/strike] Postdyne - Shot by a sniper
    Shalmelo, member of EG - Double-tapped by a sniper
    Egos, member of [strike]Postdyne[/strike] Macroware - Shot by a sniper
    Arivia, member of Postdyne - Pierced by a railgun


    The Resurrected:
    Adventfalls

    Panic has gripped the city! The hospitals are shut down; deceased players may no longer be resurrected.

    This is almost certainly the final night.

    Day Six has now begun. It will end in approximately 23 hours, at midnight BST.

    Update PMs will be out within two hours.

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh, so two secret factions in fact.

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Annnnnnd, we're boned. That makes the Infidel AI:

    Capfalcon
    Jdarksun
    Simonwolf

    There's a reason I didn't tell you I was killing Rysk, Cap.

    Because of this

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The good news is none of them have the superweapons.

    The bad news is they all have infinite money and homing vlads

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jeez, I get brought back for THIS?!

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King The Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jeez, I get brought back for THIS?!

    For more pain and suffering it seems!

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    Panic has gripped the city! The hospitals are shut down; deceased players may no longer be resurrected.
    Jeez, I get brought back for THIS?!

    Well, at least you won't come back again!

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Neither will you, Capfalcon

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ooOOoooooOOoo

    Burnage. Phalla.

    :D

    ooOOooOOOoooOO

  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Panic has gripped the city! The hospitals are shut down; deceased players may no longer be resurrected.
    Jeez, I get brought back for THIS?!

    Well, at least you won't come back again!

    You're threatening a man who's only gotten to play two days of this Burnage phalla.

    Capfalcon, you are horrible.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You're threatening a man who's only gotten to play two days of this Burnage phalla.
    ooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

    But I only played one day, damn it, and now I'll never get to play another.

    ooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Panic has gripped the city! The hospitals are shut down; deceased players may no longer be resurrected.
    Jeez, I get brought back for THIS?!

    Well, at least you won't come back again!

    You're threatening a man who's only gotten to play two days of this Burnage phalla.

    Capfalcon, you are horrible.

    Really? Come on, it was a joke. You were "complaining" about being brought back.

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Annnnnnd, we're boned. That makes the Infidel AI:

    Capfalcon
    Jdarksun
    Simonwolf

    There's a reason I didn't tell you I was killing Rysk, Cap.

    Because of this
    Wrong again, bro. I am still as 100% vanilla as I have been all game.

    I am quite willing to have egg on my face after killing you!

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Are the kills in today's narration described in full? Or are only the actions that resulted in the actual 'kill' (so not all landed attacks on the dead) listed?

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Are the kills in today's narration described in full? Or are only the actions that resulted in the actual 'kill' (so not all landed attacks on the dead) listed?

    Clarification denied.

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Burrrrrrnaaaaaaage

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    All updates should now be out; you'll notice a lack of credits, due to all shops now being closed.

    Good luck.

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Does use of Injector Blade trigger a counter attack?

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Does use of Injector Blade trigger a counter attack?

    Yes.

  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ooooooOOOOOoooooo

    Resistance is futile.

    Except for that reducing this shell to ash.

    That was pretty effective.

    oooooOOOOOOooooo

  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    OoOOoooOO

    EXTERMINATUS

    oooOOooOOo

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Is there a typo in the following list, or did Vigint really start with 6 players? I suspect somebody in this list is actually [strike]Zenonauto[/strike] Vigint (or possibly [strike]Zenonauto Vigint[/strike] the Infidel AI / [strike]Zenonauto Vigint[/strike] The Posthuman Order).



    2: Alegis, member of Vigint - Obliterated by a malfunctioning military satellite on day four
    8: REG Rysk, member of [strike]Vigint[/strike] the Infidel AI - Shot by a sniper
    9: [strike]Delmain[/strike] Aegis, member of Vigint - Double-tapped by a sniper on day two
    11: Kay, member of [strike]Vigint Postdyne[/strike] The Posthuman Order - Obliterated by a malfunctioning military satellite
    19: Psolms, member of [strike]Vigint[/strike] The Posthuman Order - Met Vlad and a drone
    22: Phyphor, member of [strike]Vigint[/strike] ZenonAuto - Punched to death on day four

    Alegis was [strike]ZenonAuto[/strike] Vigint. My mistake on not updating that even though it's now been pointed out repeatedly.

  • The Cow KingThe Cow King The Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Vote close may be slightly late tonight. We'll see.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cap'n Crunch!

    Wait hold on

    falcon cruuuuuuuunch

    dang it

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well, I don't like dying, so...

    !Sir Fabulous

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The Sir Fab vote is goving the game away. Vote Cap for survival.

    See you guys on the other side.

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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