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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I was in Berkley last weekend watching the England match, and bought some chronicallisious cheese.

    Ros, which is this amazingly aged basque sheep's cheese apparently, and some garrotxa.

    God you are so elitist fire, real american know Kraft makes the only fucking cheese someone should eat and it comes in singles.

    Oh man I'm hells of elitist for sure. I don't even know the last time I bought american cheese. If, like, ever. Maybe unknowingly.

    But I mean shit it's cheese. Proof of god's love.

    Oh I drank a bunch of Coors in Colorado so I guess I get some cred with the filthy proletariat.

    COORS? That's elitist beer, real americans drink Pabst or Keystone.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    anyone ever take a poop that looks like hershey's kisses

    I can't imagine how you'd get the foil to wrap properly

    you and preacher had the same thought

    mull over that for a little bit

    CHANUS DO NOT AGREE WITH THS POST
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    elldren! Your av!

    It's a ninja!

    she's not very good at hiding

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I was in Berkley last weekend watching the England match, and bought some chronicallisious cheese.

    Ros, which is this amazingly aged basque sheep's cheese apparently, and some garrotxa.

    God you are so elitist fire, real american know Kraft makes the only fucking cheese someone should eat and it comes in singles.

    Oh man I'm hells of elitist for sure. I don't even know the last time I bought american cheese. If, like, ever. Maybe unknowingly.

    But I mean shit it's cheese. Proof of god's love.

    Oh I drank a bunch of Coors in Colorado so I guess I get some cred with the filthy proletariat.

    more like natty light brah

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    elldren! Your av!

    It's a ninja!

    When I'm not looking directly at your av, I think you're Ludious.

    Because of the colors and his old wizard av.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    nexus what do I need for tonight character wise?

    I know nothing I've never done this and I'm scared

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Serving PBR in classy bars as a "thing" is so silly. But you can't argue with a shot and a PBR for a fiver around happy hour.

    Oh I think I drank Keystone while visiting some degenerate friends up in Chico a few years ago. Maybe natty ice too.

    Oh and one time I drank like 10 Mickey's grenades and caused a ruckus.

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ProfM you can work for me

    I'm going to send instructions and 300'000 dollars in small bills soon

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    anyone ever take a poop that looks like hershey's kisses

    I can't imagine how you'd get the foil to wrap properly

    you and preacher had the same thought

    mull over that for a little bit
    no

    mine was much better

    pooping wrapped hershey kisses is much funnier than wrapping poop

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Serving PBR in classy bars as a "thing" is so silly. But you can't argue with a shot and a PBR for a fiver around happy hour.

    i can too argue with it

    PBR is gross

    end of argument

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Serving PBR in classy bars as a "thing" is so silly. But you can't argue with a shot and a PBR for a fiver around happy hour.

    Well you could argue, because you might as well drink hobo piss and save the money.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    THIS CHAT IS BULLSHIT

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ProfM you can work for me

    I'm going to send instructions and 300'000 dollars in small bills soon

    If only the guys from Cypress Hill hadn't already claimed the name Stoned Assassins

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ProfM you can work for me

    I'm going to send instructions and 300'000 dollars in small bills soon

    Whoa what do you think Mori is suddenly VH now?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    nexus what do I need for tonight character wise?

    I know nothing I've never done this and I'm scared

    condoms and lube

    The last one is important! Nexus can be a little rough but don't hesitate to remind him when you need to reapply.

    Good luck!

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    but I will post in it anyway because my chat is lonely

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    agador

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    30's on my Chevrolet, call me supa-dupa
    Garage like Roots, got more whips than Kunta

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    THIS CHAT IS BULLSHIT

    I agree, jeeps was superior.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's a little known fact, but SF has some quality hobo piss.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    THIS CHAT IS BULLSHIT
    god you were like, a half hour late

    do try to keep up

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    THIS CHAT IS BULLSHIT

    WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Skippy no one cares about your chat

    your chat is a gutter chat

    I kick your chat when it begs me for spare posts

    fuck off, you filthy chat

    and get a job

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    nexus what do I need for tonight character wise?

    I know nothing I've never done this and I'm scared

    condoms and lube

    The last one is important! Nexus can be a little rough but don't hesitate to remind him when you need to reapply.

    Good luck!

    come on

    like I need advice on that

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    nexus what do I need for tonight character wise?

    I know nothing I've never done this and I'm scared

    just yourself and any ideas you have to make your duder more fun

    don't sweat the numbers just focus on the kind of guy you want to build and the rest is easy

    CHANUS DO NOT AGREE WITH THS POST
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's a little known fact, but SF has some quality hobo piss.

    Damn gays, with their bull dike leaders ruining the country by being useless and fascist, and now quality hobo piss.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Skippy no one cares about your chat

    your chat is a gutter chat

    I kick your chat when it begs me for spare posts

    fuck off, you filthy chat

    and get a job

    [chat]terdemalion

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i cannot think of a single sustainable plan for getting out of this job.
    You could, you know, find another one, then quit that one. I mean call me crazy but.
    That is crazy. I have no employable skills or money.
    Nobody has employable skills.

    The way you get another job is to tailor your resume to the job you're applying to, stretch the truth until it barely resembles what it actually is, then nail the interview. It's all about faking it until you make it.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    nexus what do I need for tonight character wise?

    I know nothing I've never done this and I'm scared

    condoms and lube

    The last one is important! Nexus can be a little rough but don't hesitate to remind him when you need to reapply.

    Good luck!

    come on

    like I need advice on that

    <3 variable

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Skippy no one cares about your chat

    your chat is a gutter chat

    I kick your chat when it begs me for spare posts

    fuck off, you filthy chat

    and get a job

    I made you something beautiful

    I followed the rules

    I worked hard

    NICE GUYS FINISH LAST

    I'M GOING TO NEG THIS CHAT INTO ANAL SEX

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    nexus what do I need for tonight character wise?

    I know nothing I've never done this and I'm scared

    just yourself and any ideas you have to make your duder more fun

    don't sweat the numbers just focus on the kind of guy you want to build and the rest is easy

    I want to call him Agador Astley

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wishful thinking Hakks

    CHANUS DO NOT AGREE WITH THS POST
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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    It's a little known fact, but SF has some quality hobo piss.

    Damn gays, with their bull dike leaders ruining the country by being useless and fascist, and now quality hobo piss.

    We're voting to bring back public flogging. But as a reward this time.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Skippy no one cares about your chat

    your chat is a gutter chat

    I kick your chat when it begs me for spare posts

    fuck off, you filthy chat

    and get a job

    I made you something beautiful

    I followed the rules

    I worked hard

    NICE GUYS FINISH LAST

    I'M GOING TO NEG THIS CHAT INTO ANAL SEX

    THE ONLY RULE IS TO NEVER FOLLOW THE RULES

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    And now I know for sure that Hakkes has never let someone put it in her butt.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    nexus what do I need for tonight character wise?

    I know nothing I've never done this and I'm scared

    just yourself and any ideas you have to make your duder more fun

    don't sweat the numbers just focus on the kind of guy you want to build and the rest is easy

    I want to call him Agador Astley

    AGA-ROLL

    CHANUS DO NOT AGREE WITH THS POST
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    what is this?

    this is bullshit

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