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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "Shit That Smells Good (not actual shit)", by Blaket

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This is a story all about how Sami's life got twisted upside down.

Thanks to Blaket for compiling it.
Post: Shit That Smells Good (not actual shit)
Forum: Social Entropy++
Assigned Moderators: WhipstitchZombie, Larlar, Bogey, Knob, potatoe, Orikaeshigitae

Posted by: Blaket
Original Content:
Found it!

Sami wrote: »
So today I slipped a little bit closer into the gay abyss and bought

Chanel-chance.jpg

It smells great, but man is it ever faggy.
Sami wrote: »
So today I slipped a little bit closer into the gay abyss and bought

Chanel-chance.jpg

It smells great, but man is it ever faggy.

Is that a cologne for men?

Cause it looks like perfume.
Sami wrote: »
Yeah I know, but it totally is.
men don't smell like shit in a pink box, sami

god what are they teaching you at that school
Sami wrote: »
Turns out it actually is women's perfume and the uber-fairy that was working at Saks lied to me. When I saw the box I gave him a :| face and asked

"Are you sure that it's a cologne for men?"
"Jus' becuz somethin' is pink don' mean ees no for men ;)" (yes, he actually sounded like a cuban pool boy)

I should have walked away then. Dammit.

And then finally, the nightcap of a post.

BEAST! wrote: »
dude, my MOM wears that perfume

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