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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    I worked some more overtime this morning, took a nap for a couple hours, and now I'm fiddling with various computery things.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Should I go the pier, sit by the ocean, and read about the adventures of an 18th century captain in the royal navy?

    I am pretty sure the answer is yes.

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  • SASA Registered User
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Should I go the pier, sit by the ocean, and read about the adventures of an 18th century captain in the royal navy?

    Topper Bottoms, stern, yet sensual, Captain of the U.S.S. Rough Service?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Should I go the pier, sit by the ocean, and read about the adventures of an 18th century captain in the royal navy?

    Are you serious?
    Why are you even asking this
    That sounds rad as shit

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    SA wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Should I go the pier, sit by the ocean, and read about the adventures of an 18th century captain in the royal navy?

    Topper Bottoms, stern, yet sensual, Captain of the U.S.S. Rough Service?

    Be careful SA because you're in the DAAAAAAANGER ZONE

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Should I go the pier, sit by the ocean, and read about the adventures of an 18th century captain in the royal navy?

    Topper Bottoms, stern, yet sensual, Captain of the U.S.S. Rough Service?

    Be careful SA because you're in the DAAAAAAANGER ZONE

    What about Seamen First Class Dick McSuckin?

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name Registered User regular
    Calling Kenny Loggins

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    Good point.

    I'm outta here.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Actually, I'm really bored. I'm worried about what I am going to do with my summer. My mom is just going to make me clean the house everyday.

    She said something about washing the walls not too long ago.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Actually, I'm really bored. I'm worried about what I am going to do with my summer. My mom is just going to make me clean the house everyday.

    She said something about washing the walls not too long ago.

    Don't worry about it.

    That's just prep for re-painting the entire house.

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  • SASA Registered User
    get a job, you bum

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    In this economy?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    SA wrote: »
    get a job, you bum

    Trying to. No luck.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Sell drugs

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    :(

    And I actually have washed the walls before. My mother's diabolical hygienic bidding.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    wash the walls

    what

    what the fuck is making the walls dirty enough to warrant washing

    Play LoL
    STEAM
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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    sweet lovin

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Bathroom walls, maybe

    or if you plan on painting

    sometimes walls just need washing

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wash the walls

    what

    what the fuck is making the walls dirty enough to warrant washing

    Cum stains from the porno shoots.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Bathroom walls, maybe

    or if you plan on painting

    sometimes walls just need washing

    look man, I don't know about you

    but I ain't putting my feet and like throwing chocolate and shit at the things that hold my ceiling up

    that's poor planning

    Play LoL
    STEAM
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I got a grandmother that washes walls. Wash a wall, you'll be shocked how dirty it is. She also washes the the tops of doors, so there you go.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wash the walls

    what

    what the fuck is making the walls dirty enough to warrant washing

    Cum stains from the porno shoots.

    goddamn terrible aim

    tell that fucker to practice with a tarp up

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • UsagiUsagi Got catz in my zone Ca-catz in my zoneRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Should I go the pier, sit by the ocean, and read about the adventures of an 18th century captain in the royal navy?

    Topper Bottoms, stern, yet sensual, Captain of the U.S.S. Rough Service?

    Be careful SA because you're in the DAAAAAAANGER ZONE

    Lana

    LAAANNNAAAAA

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wash the walls

    what

    what the fuck is making the walls dirty enough to warrant washing

    Dust. I guess. If it were my own house I'd never wash the walls.

    But it isn't my own house so ugh . . . Other things my mom has made me do:

    -Pick out the plant debris from the river-pebble path in our backyard
    -separate the leaves from the mulch
    -pull out individual blades of grass from her flowerbeds

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Could be a smoker or just an obsessive cleaner.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    On this week's Episode of Monk.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    I spend most of my day right next to a great huge open window. The roof of the building next to mine is right under my window and sometimes a squirrel will run around up there.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    The latter.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    muse your mother is insane

    Play LoL
    STEAM
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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So you didn't have to use your AK huh?
    Well, I sprayed and prayed, but no AKs were involved.

    This is a quality post. Had me laughing!

    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wash the walls

    what

    what the fuck is making the walls dirty enough to warrant washing

    Cum stains from the porno shoots.

    goddamn terrible aim

    tell that fucker to practice with a tarp up

    Set up one of those carnival games where you shoot a clown in the mouth with a water gun to fill the balloon, except with an ass or pair of titties.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    It was overcast here today

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wash the walls

    what

    what the fuck is making the walls dirty enough to warrant washing

    Dust. I guess. If it were my own house I'd never wash the walls.

    But it isn't my own house so ugh . . . Other things my mom has made me do:

    -Pick out the plant debris from the river-pebble path in our backyard
    -separate the leaves from the mulch
    -pull out individual blades of grass from her flowerbeds

    Do you have to cut the lawn with fingernail clippers and a ruler?

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    bongi wrote: »
    It was overcast here today

    IN ENGLAND?


    REALLY?


    By the way Bongi, can you guys tell your oil company to stop fucking up our Gulf coast, some of us want to vacation there without tar balls and dead oily birds all over the place.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    bongi wrote: »
    It was overcast here today

    so you live in england is what you're saying

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    My mom's stupid home decorating hobbies have annoyed us all.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    It was overcast here today

    IN ENGLAND?


    REALLY?


    By the way Bongi, can you guys tell your oil company to stop fucking up our Gulf coast, some of us want to vacation there without tar balls and dead oily birds all over the place.

    or you know

    live here

    and actually still have jobs and money

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    I stayed in all fucking day it was fantastic.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    It was overcast here today

    IN ENGLAND?


    REALLY?


    By the way Bongi, can you guys tell your oil company to stop fucking up our Gulf coast, some of us want to vacation there without tar balls and dead oily birds all over the place.

    or you know

    live here

    and actually still have jobs and money

    You would think english oil would be more polite and ask to ruin the environment before hand, but no. This stuff is like the chavs of oil.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    isn't the ceo off on a yachting trip or some shit now

    fuckin

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