Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
How does one battle Sabremau? How does one wound someone who can change the fabric of time and space to his every whim?
You out edit him.
Goddamn, he isn't even battering an eyelid. That's it, I'm done. Brought the best I had and it wasn't enough.
The forbidden arts of cookery can be unleashed.
Its big. Not just big, but huge. Four separate layers, each dripping with buttermilk icing, as sickly as it is delicious.
Critics will argue for over a thousand years at the profound statement made by this construct. This Babelcake. Too large to fit in any container, towering over lesser foods like a lighthouse over a stormy sea. With no one face to capture within its wavy surfaces, the Babelcake instead has a question mark, to reflect Sabres mysterious, yet delicious qualities.
It is only now that I realise the only way to slay this beast is for me to devour it and have the resulting heart-failure kill me within a week. I tried to reach beyond the abilities of an amateur baker, to go to places where those with actual cooking ability dare to tread and I will be punished for my arrogance. There is no victory for me this day.