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Round 3: SabreMau vs Gumpy

LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
edited June 2010 in Singularity Engine++
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Gumpy:

How does one battle Sabremau? How does one wound someone who can change the fabric of time and space to his every whim?

You out edit him.

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Goddamn, he isn't even battering an eyelid. That's it, I'm done. Brought the best I had and it wasn't enough.

Unless...
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The forbidden arts of cookery can be unleashed.
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Its big. Not just big, but huge. Four separate layers, each dripping with buttermilk icing, as sickly as it is delicious.

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Critics will argue for over a thousand years at the profound statement made by this construct. This Babelcake. Too large to fit in any container, towering over lesser foods like a lighthouse over a stormy sea. With no one face to capture within its wavy surfaces, the Babelcake instead has a question mark, to reflect Sabres mysterious, yet delicious qualities.

It is only now that I realise the only way to slay this beast is for me to devour it and have the resulting heart-failure kill me within a week. I tried to reach beyond the abilities of an amateur baker, to go to places where those with actual cooking ability dare to tread and I will be punished for my arrogance. There is no victory for me this day.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    WHOO HERE WE GO

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    GIANT CAKE.

    ?

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    chrome is not liking sabremau's videos

    will have to wait until tomorrow

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am not going to vote
    I just can't

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I voted for Gumpy

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SabreMau, I was brushing my teeth, and you made me inhale toothpaste while I was laughing. I had no idea how much that burns. But thanks to you, my breath is super ultra mega minty, so you get my vote.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hmmm

    I chooooose

    gumpy!

    gumpy I choose you

    say something your accent

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SabreMau's video went to a very weird place

    Thankfully it was a place I liked because I voted for him

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That was exactly the cake I imagined you baked Gumpy. Well done.

    How did it taste?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I felt like Sabre was floundering about a bit. Gumpy set out to bake an epic cake, and delivered.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau 두둠칫 映画館Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The last part of the video was about half of my original idea, scaled back because I realized I'd aimed for something way too ambitious in the first place. The rest I came up with in about a day and a half.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    went for gumpy

    food entry bro!

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  • JakorianJakorian Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gumpy and his delicious looking cake gets my vote.

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gumpy because I want more cakes to be brought into this world

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hmm that cake looks horrifying

    and i want to eat it

    but man the ending bit of sabre's video made me chortle

    i will think

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  • DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I had a secret hope that SabreMau's video was one big Star Control 2 reference after seeing the Accolade-esque logo and the related videos. Alas.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gumpy.

    I had to vote against Monty Python. I demand some of that cake as restitution.

    EDIT: Fix'd, for you grammatical tyrants in the audience.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What.

    No.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i voted for gumpy because that's a cake and i'm hungry

    not for cake, but

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  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User
    edited June 2010
    i voted gumpy because gumpy is love and vote and rusty metal hands

    also, cake! i like guys who bake, especially if they're british :D

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Seriously to move that cake I actually needed to chip bits off around the edge

    Its a pretty huge cake

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like that gumpy knew he couldn't compete on traditional terms and so chose an unvonventional entry.

    not sure I can vote for a cake I can't eat some of though

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hahaha

    sabremau for 16 tonnes

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Need to sleep on this one.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Darric wrote: »
    I had a secret hope that SabreMau's video was one big Star Control 2 reference after seeing the Accolade-esque logo and the related videos. Alas.

    i thought it was gonna be a 'all your base' bit.

    sabre gets the vote though.

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That's not a very beautiful cake.

    But I'd like to eat it nonetheless.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Darric wrote: »
    I had a secret hope that SabreMau's video was one big Star Control 2 reference after seeing the Accolade-esque logo and the related videos. Alas.

    I would have voted for that shit without even thinking about it.

    Instead I'm going to vote for it anyway.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gumpy, Gumpy all the way.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gumpy you totally copied my forum battle entry!
    Gotta vote for a cooking brother

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Plus I am a total fan of edited Garfield comics

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    blaket has framed garfield comics

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Framed edited garfield comics.


    Seriously, I love this site.

    http://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Had to give it to Gumpy for Hideous Monster Cake. But it's such a pity that Sabre couldn't realise his original vision!

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Natek I like you because you are less lazy than me and are posting great garfield comics.

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I made those, blaket

    with my bear hands

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gumpy has developed the perfect win-win scenario

    even if he loses he still gets a cake

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