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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That is a great story Tasteicle.

    My grandfather, upon hearing my mother was pregnant, "Well then, too bad."

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tasteticle that is hilarious.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    look this might be a thinly veiled drunkthread

    but

    there wasn't a fathers day thread anyway

    and some of you forumdads are pretty cool people

    so

    good on you

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tasteticle, I just got done watching that new The Good Guys show and I am picturing your dad as Dan Stark.

    Also giggling.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am only a father if you believe those darn "DNA" tests.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    also TONIGHT

    oh god TONIGHT

    we decided to treat him to dinner, and his fav food is BBQ honey garlic sausages

    so we all get together at my grandmothers house, and prepare this meal, along with salad

    my mom only has salad and explains that "Oh..I like the taste of sausage, it's just how it feels in my mouth...I don't like it"

    I am sitting across from my dad

    so he looks up at me, does the "blow job" motion with his hand and mouth, makes a shrug, and shakes his head "NOPE" and just goes back to eating

    I am just sitting there wide eyed, still staring at him, trying to give myself a stroke

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my dad is pretty awesome! he can be a bit distant, but he's always been supportive. we went to brunch today as a family. mimosas for all!

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    pfft science

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    tasteticle your dad is hereby an honorary forumdad

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zoel you are fired

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also I just got done eating the meal I made for father's day

    Baby spinach salad with roasted walnuts, bleu cheese and strawberries with homemade strawberry vinaigrette
    milk fed veal picata with cilantro(dude loves cilantro)
    risotto parmesan
    homemade berry sorbet


    they were glad they spent all that money on school

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band

    he said "son, when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"

    then he got shot in the alley and I am the night

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band

    he said "son, when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"

    then he got shot in the alley and I am the night

    yo homes to bel-air

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith, I appreciate that post.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    tasteticle your dad is hereby an honorary forumdad

    the last time I tried to explain to him the concept of these boards, because he had asked me, he cut me off to say "you stare at dick pics on the internet, got it"

    basically he just set me up so he could call me gay

    Tasteticle on

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Redeemer wrote: »
    My dad works as a set designer for movies

    But he also told me when I was 10 that every father's worst nightmare is his son turning out gay

    So... pros... cons
    Vivienne asked me once if I would be upset if I had a son and he was gay.

    I told her if he was gay that wouldn't matter and the only reason I wouldn't love my son was if he ended up not going for my favourite football team.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    pip for dadchef

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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just saw my dad three weekends ago, for the first time since 2008.

    It was pretty okay, if awkward.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the notion of me being a father is terrifying

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also I just got done eating the meal I made for father's day

    Baby spinach salad with roasted walnuts, bleu cheese and strawberries with homemade strawberry vinaigrette
    milk fed veal picata with cilantro(dude loves cilantro)
    risotto parmesan
    homemade berry sorbet


    they were glad they spent all that money on school

    Pip when I see something at a restaurant that says "home-made" is it made on site or at the chef's home?

    Cause I would be disappointed it it was the former.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    naporeon wrote: »
    I just saw my dad three weekends ago, for the first time since 2008.

    It was pretty okay, if awkward.

    I've seen mine twice, once at my sister's wedding and once at her graduation ceremony

    crazy awkward

    especially since he wore red suspenders and a fish shirt to the graduation ceremony

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    it could also mean he sleeps in the kitchen

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also I just got done eating the meal I made for father's day

    Baby spinach salad with roasted walnuts, bleu cheese and strawberries with homemade strawberry vinaigrette
    milk fed veal picata with cilantro(dude loves cilantro)
    risotto parmesan
    homemade berry sorbet


    they were glad they spent all that money on school

    Pip when I see something at a restaurant that says "home-made" is it made on site or at the chef's home?

    Cause I would be disappointed it it was the former.

    likely on site as the health department would throw a shitfit if it was actually made at home

    at least here, I don't really know how health departments work abroad

    think of it as "scratch" only without the tricky part of first inventing the universe

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the notion of me being a father is terrifying

    "God dad is the worst. What is this shit? I just wanted some chicken fingers. JUST SOME CHICKEN FINGERS."

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    tasteticle your dad is hereby an honorary forumdad

    the last time I tried to explain to him the concept of these boards, because he had asked me, he cut me off to say "you stare at dick pics on the internet, got it"

    basically he just set me up so he could call me gay

    is this your dad
    goodguys3.jpg

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I would like some chicken fingers now.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the notion of me being a father is terrifying

    "God dad is the worst. What is this shit? I just wanted some chicken fingers. JUST SOME CHICKEN FINGERS."

    my kids would get a ration of raw wheat and a quart of water and they will like it

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also I just got done eating the meal I made for father's day

    Baby spinach salad with roasted walnuts, bleu cheese and strawberries with homemade strawberry vinaigrette
    milk fed veal picata with cilantro(dude loves cilantro)
    risotto parmesan
    homemade berry sorbet


    they were glad they spent all that money on school

    Pip when I see something at a restaurant that says "home-made" is it made on site or at the chef's home?

    Cause I would be disappointed it it was the former.

    likely on site as the health department would throw a shitfit if it was actually made at home

    at least here, I don't really know how health departments work abroad

    think of it as "scratch" only without the tricky part of first inventing the universe
    Yeah I figured. I was just pointing out that it's a bit silly! Because I usually expect most things to be made from scratch from a restaurant.

    I mean you don't see home-made steak do you?

    It kinda implies that somewhere in the menu there is a microwave meal.

    Blake T on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My dad got a blow up pool today, he seemed pretty pleased with it.

    Melding on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    I just saw my dad three weekends ago, for the first time since 2008.

    It was pretty okay, if awkward.

    I've seen mine twice, once at my sister's wedding and once at her graduation ceremony

    crazy awkward

    especially since he wore red suspenders and a fish shirt to the graduation ceremony

    Last time I saw my dad was '95? '96 maybe?

    The last thing he said to me was "Yeah, I don't really want to be your dad anymore, i'll see you later."

    He took the role of fatherhood with the same severity as the guy who works the fries down at wendy's.

    Good times.

    Fedora on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also I just got done eating the meal I made for father's day

    Baby spinach salad with roasted walnuts, bleu cheese and strawberries with homemade strawberry vinaigrette
    milk fed veal picata with cilantro(dude loves cilantro)
    risotto parmesan
    homemade berry sorbet


    they were glad they spent all that money on school

    Pip when I see something at a restaurant that says "home-made" is it made on site or at the chef's home?

    Cause I would be disappointed it it was the former.

    likely on site as the health department would throw a shitfit if it was actually made at home

    at least here, I don't really know how health departments work abroad

    think of it as "scratch" only without the tricky part of first inventing the universe
    Yeah I figured. I was just pointing out that it's a bit silly! Because I usually expect most things to be made from scratch from a restaurant.

    I mean you don't see home-made steak do you?

    It kinda implies that somewhere in the menu there is a microwave meal.

    lot's of restaurants will use prepared foods or processed something or other to cut corners and save time

    most places don't make their own desserts or breads for instance

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    My dad got a blow up pool today, he seemed pretty pleased with it.

    if you got him an inner-tube and a 12 pack, I'm pretty sure he woulda cried with joy

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cheesecake factory we are on to you

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This thread title just means it will turn into a sex thread.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What is the most popular processed item pip?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So sex guys.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah what about it huh?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    What is the most popular processed item pip?

    fries, pre-cut meat/fish, sauces most likely

    it's hard to qualify in a general sense

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    My dad got a blow up pool today, he seemed pretty pleased with it.

    if you got him an inner-tube and a 12 pack, I'm pretty sure he woulda cried with joy

    He already has both of these things.

    Melding on
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