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elephant [chat]

skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicketRegistered User regular
edited June 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
elephants are pretty great

they will protect your feet (and if you mouth [BUT DO NOT SAY] elephant shoes it looks like [BUT WOULD NOT SOUND LIKE] you are saying I love you)

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elephants are good test takers

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they are clever and can blend in with local wildlife

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they also love wold cup and come equipped with their own vuvuzelas

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man there is an elephant in this chat and no one is adressing it!

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    mighty elephant

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    That is a rad OP and you are rad.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But they're afraid of mice.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Alas for Elephants they have one natural enemy:

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    But they're afraid of mice.

    Lies spread by elephantists, real elephants eat mice and small children.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    elephants never forget

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That's ok. Elephants have an alliance with cats.

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  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Is there a terrible children's movie about an elephant and a mouse becoming friends? I will totally make that movie. I have no talent and no resources, who wants to help?

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    elephants never forget

    One forgot my birthday once.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That's ok. Elephants have an alliance with cats.

    But the mice have an alliance with commoners:

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Is there a terrible children's movie about an elephant and a mouse becoming friends? I will totally make that movie. I have no talent and no resources, who wants to help?

    Dumbo isn't a terrible movie you goose.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The Cat wrote: »
    That is a rad OP and you are rad.

    thank you!

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But the Elephants can trample the commoners

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Kindle price has dropped.

    iPad?

    I could still by several hundred books for the price of one though.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ok, I'm gonna go absorb some solar electromagnetic radiation.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Skippy you aren't really rad.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Skippy you aren't really rad.

    you are cruel sarks

    cruel

    :(

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey Tim I'm sorry I didn't catch your response, glad you liked the doggies!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Skippy you aren't really rad.

    He's got a creepy lip thing going on. It's hella creepy.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Why the fuck has science not invented a cheap and effective cure for chiggers?

    Goddamn the itching uggggggggh

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Skippy you are rad. Sarks s just jealous.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Why the fuck has science not invented a cheap and effective cure for chiggers?

    Goddamn the itching uggggggggh

    Racist.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Why the fuck has science not invented a cheap and effective cure for chiggers?

    Goddamn the itching uggggggggh

    Where did you get them?

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Why the fuck has science not invented a cheap and effective cure for chiggers?

    Goddamn the itching uggggggggh

    Where did you get them?

    Went camping on Saturday with some friends.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Holy shit, both the Nook and the Kindle got price drops!

    It's like they're just giving 'em away!

    Competition is awesome.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Skippy, you're the greatest.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Seriously though if you spend any amount of time outdoors around here you are guaranteed to get chiggers and man that itching is annoying as fuck.

    Look I don't mind feeding them some of my skin cells but can the least they can do is not make me itch.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Skippy you aren't really rad.

    you are cruel sarks

    cruel

    :(

    Skippy I think you are just swell!

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i am having a weird forum glitch

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    Spoiler:

    anyone know what the hell is going on?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    thank you sotar and nerd

    let us celebrate with delicious pastries

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Great OP, skippy!

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    thank you sotar and nerd

    let us celebrate with delicious pastries

    sweet, I know a pretty decent place for those.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Holy shit, both the Nook and the Kindle got price drops!

    It's like they're just giving 'em away!

    Competition is awesome.

    wow that's much cheaper than I thought they would be even after a drop.

    mmmmm. now I can reasonably try and decide which I'd rather have.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "elephant shoes" doesn't sound like "I love you"...

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Why the fuck has science not invented a cheap and effective cure for chiggers?

    Goddamn the itching uggggggggh

    Where did you get them?

    Went camping on Saturday with some friends.

    Nah. I mean like... where is the infestation?

    Cause bleach usually works. But if you got them in an unfortunate place, I wasn't gonna recommend using it. ;)

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well, I just used the last flush in the toilet

    should have known we'd be punished for having the hubris to install running water

    especially removing the old toilet

    I need to figure something out vis-a-vis pooping now

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    "elephant shoes" doesn't sound like "I love you"...

    yeah it's if you mouth elephant shoes or elephant juice it looks like you're saying I love you

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Why the fuck has science not invented a cheap and effective cure for chiggers?

    Goddamn the itching uggggggggh

    Where did you get them?

    Went camping on Saturday with some friends.

    Nah. I mean like... where is the infestation?

    Cause bleach usually works. But if you got them in an unfortunate place, I wasn't gonna recommend using it. ;)

    Ahh no the ones that are annoying me the most right now are around my ankles.

    I may try bleach

    Although at this point I may have scratched them enough that pouring bleach on them might be a bad idea.

    But I will keep that in mind in the future!

    Man sometimes after camping I have had damn near a hundred of those fuckers on me.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    thank you sotar and nerd

    let us celebrate with delicious pastries

    sweet, I know a pretty decent place for those.

    I'll get us some Zippys!

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