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The Whining Forum: AWESOME POST in "Fuck Superman", by Fatboy Roberts
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Post: Fuck SupermanNo context necessary.
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I don't think I could actually talk to a person who said, out loud, in front of me, "Goku could beat up Superman."
Like, I would have to leave the immediate vicinity. Not because of rage, or anger. Just because I don't think that's a being I am ever going to be able to communicate with. I'd have an easier time understanding the monolith from 2001 than I could someone who would utter that sentence out loud in front of other people.
It's like someone walking into a restaurant. Not even a 5-star restaurant. It could be a Bennigans or a Applebee's. But he comes into the restaurant, and there is a ring of feces around his face. Like a salad-tossing clown. Obviously, he has been eating copious amounts of all manner of turdage. And he announces, while you are enjoying your awesome blossom, or your basket of bottomless fries, that your concept of food is fucking stupid and lame.
How do you even attempt to argue the alternative with someone who so thoroughly misunderstands food that he willingly sucks turd-cutter like a fat kid vampirically draining the frosting from the center of a twinkie?
"Goku could beat up Superman!"
How did you even get past the doorman with all that shit on your lips?
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So this is an instant 5 stars from me
That goes right into my "awesome euphemisms for butthole" file right next to "fartbox"
Dragonball Z stopped being interesting the moment you realized that ... fuck, it stopped being interesting when you realized every Arc boiled down to
*Greet Badguy
*Pawns get checked by bad guy
*Heroes train
*Pawns check enemy pawns
*Goku charges
*Pawns, knights, rooks, and bishops throw themselves at the bad guy's fist so Goku can charge up
*Goku shoots and wins.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
That's way too complex
Goku charges up for 15 episodes
Goku shoots and wins
That's the show
This belongs in the Library of Congress and should be preserved for posterity.
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
How many Dragonballs characters does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes thirty episodes.
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Needs one more tweak:
GDI I hate DBZ
Also: I used to hate DBZ, until I read the interview, then I stopped caring about it entirely.
Also also: Goku would totally win. Superman is a silly goose. (I still care enough about comic books to hate Superman. You heard me!)
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/superman_2_.jpg
I'll try it as a link, tis amusing.