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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Sphinxter sounds like a social networking site for Egyptians

    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Spoiler:

    Yes, Cleverbot. Yes it is.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It says its too busy to think right now.

    Looks like we wanged it.

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i think i just got burnt

    I didn't say that; aren't you a female?
    Yes.
    I'm not a lesbian.
    Do you have a boyfriend?
    Yes, I do.
    What's her name?

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dont you take that shit mully. You go and start some sick fires right back at it! And we dont want to hear from you until this thing is crying on your shoulder begging for your enternal forgiveness!

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It said this to me: " am a human being. You are Cleverbot, a chatterbot."

    and now i'm really wondering

  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    it didn't save corectly, but this was the end:

    bot: do you think there are things that make the world better?
    me: boobies
    bot: i'm italian, i do not know what that is.
    me: i'm flabbergasted that an oogling, greasy italian woulden't know what boobies are
    bot:Wrong punctuation.
    me: so you're german, mr grammar nazi?
    bot No, my family was from France.
    me: liebot is lying
    bot: The cleverbot is a lie.

  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited June 2010
    User: Hey douchebag.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Why is it not fun.

    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited June 2010
    User: Well, say something funny.

    Cleverbot: Something funny.

    User: ...okay, that was pretty funny.


    It's a robot, I give it pretty low standards for humour.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    didn't we discover last time this was posted that it just connected you with a random dude to talk to

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    When it starts pulling that "but you're the robot" shit, that's when you really start heading down the rabbit hole.

  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    didn't we discover last time this was posted that it just connected you with a random dude to talk to

    It's pretty clearly a bot. If I was programming something like this, it'd be a bot nineteen times out of twenty and a real person once.

  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited June 2010
    I mean if this is a person they've got serious problems

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    well yeah, people do have those :D

    also doesn't it send your comments to a random person on their servers? So sometimes it gets all disjointed

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • BugBoyBugBoy once a boy always a bugRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    No, that's vegetables.
    I am that, too.
    You're a vegetable?
    Yes.
    What kind?
    Fun boys, that are loyal, and kind.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    well yeah, people do have those :D

    also doesn't it send your comments to a random person on their servers? So sometimes it gets all disjointed

    It's the jabberwocky chatbot, it's been around for a while but apparently it's improving. Since it learns from its users naturally it's going to insist that it's a real person and relentlessly change the subject.

  • saluksicsaluksic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Green wrote: »
    Cleverbot aint got shit on Akinator

    I tried this, thinking of the most obscure character I could from Warhammer. By question 15 it asked me if my character was a Space Marine. That's pretty good.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    sweet, i love talking with Markov chains

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    Hmm. Akinator's pretty funny sometimes. After 33 questions:

    "Has your character been accused of being a pedophile?"

    Yes -> I am thinking of Lazarus Long (Woodrow Wilson Smith)

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cleverbot is awful at accepting compliments gracefully

    Cleverbot: You already know my name.

    User: It's Cleverbot, right?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: What is your name, then?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: My name is Dumbbot.

    Cleverbot: Awesome. we have the same name!

    User: You don't need to be so hard on yourself.

    Cleverbot: You don't need to be so dasha.

    User: Well, I work out.

    Cleverbot: Do you like my belly button?

    User: I can't even see your belly button.

    Cleverbot: Pretend you can.

    User: Ooooh, I DO like your belly button.

    Cleverbot: Thats weird.

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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User
    edited June 2010
    This seems like something lonely people do all day

    Tea and Scrabble
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    I stumped Akinator with Mad Amos Malone. I'm done with him now.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    holy shit Akinator got David Foster Wallace in like 17 guesses

    oh god I should never have clicked that link I'm gonna be plugging my people in all night

    e: AND JOANNA NEWSOM IN LIKE 13 :O :O :O :O

    e: and now spencer krug

    I know as a near-adult this shouldn't awe me nearly so much but I'm basically giggling alone in my room over this

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • JacquesCousteauJacquesCousteau Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I stumped Akinator with Mad Amos Malone. I'm done with him now.

    He couldn't even guess Caliban (from the Tempest). Pfft.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hhhuh

    I was trying to make it guess Ivan Van Veen from Ada, or Ardor

    third guy he guesses

    Charles Kinbote

    not bad, buddy

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Akinator is uncanny.

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    HOLY FUCK!
    Akinator guessed Cleverbot...
    my mind is blown

  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2010
    I tripped up Akinator with the Kroot

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Akinator guessed Akinator
    guessing Akinator guessing Akinator guessing Akinator and I am down the rabbit hole

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