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Forum Battle 2010 - RANEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDOS

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    maybe you should plan your adventures better, ave

    forum battles should be #1 on your priority list

    natek on
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ave, st. said you could tell me some stuff about Mage: Ascension. Or was that blvd? I never know.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    oh zonugal

    your immortal pelvis the ultimate grail

    villagers trying to create an irresistible beat so that you may initiate the rapture with your bulbous undercarriage

    One day a village will capture such a rhythm that will ascend me to Valhalla itself. I believe that day is soon before us.

    In the mean time I will just have to settle for the Black Eyed Peas.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zonugal will you just make more videos of you dancing in front of a green screen to fun songs?

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    natek wrote: »
    zonugal will you just make more videos of you dancing in front of a green screen to fun songs?

    zonugal can't dance in front of a green screen, you silly goose.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    zonugal will you just make more videos of you dancing in front of a green screen to fun songs?

    zonugal can't dance in front of a green screen, you silly goose.

    You'd only be able to see his head and hands.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    pink screen?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal has an outfit that will fuck with any sort of screen you try to put him in front of.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    there are no colors that zonugal hasn't worn

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Zonugal has an outfit that will fuck with any sort of screen you try to put him in front of.

    skin color screen

    so you only see his outfit, eyes, hair and stache

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    After Marcus & I battle if I find some spare time during the summer I'll continue to do music videos if it would delight the masses. I'd even go as far as to say that I'd take requests as to what songs are defiled/enhanced by my grooves.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dear Forum Battle Thread,
    I need your help! I need to go to sleep so's I can be in for a 7:00 a.m. shift tomorrow morning. And I guess I will do that. But one of the waitresses texted me asking if I could pull a double and cover her 2:00 pm shift for her because her mom is visiting from Korea! What should I do? PLEASE HELP! :P

    Sincerely,
    Kyle Hunter Bailey

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Every Breath You Take - The Police

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    just have a narrator read some James Joyce love letters and you dance to them

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Dear Forum Battle Thread,
    I need your help! I need to go to sleep so's I can be in for a 7:00 a.m. shift tomorrow morning. And I guess I will do that. But one of the waitresses texted me asking if I could pull a double and cover her 2:00 pm shift for her because her mom is visiting from Korea! What should I do? PLEASE HELP! :P

    Sincerely,
    Kyle Hunter Bailey

    tell her you can't because you have early work tomorrow

    it's unfortunate that the girl might miss her mom but maybe she should learn how to plan ahead so she doesn't have work when her immediate relatives are visiting from other countries

    Raneados on
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    there are no colors that zonugal hasn't worn

    zonugal doesn't wear purple

    he wears ultra violet.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal's real name is Roy G. Biv.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    yeah, who the hell doesn't plan ahead when a family member is visiting from korea?

    if it is a surprise visit then that is just crappy momming

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Dear Forum Battle Thread,
    I need your help! I need to go to sleep so's I can be in for a 7:00 a.m. shift tomorrow morning. And I guess I will do that. But one of the waitresses texted me asking if I could pull a double and cover her 2:00 pm shift for her because her mom is visiting from Korea! What should I do? PLEASE HELP! :P

    Sincerely,
    Kyle Hunter Bailey

    tell her you can't because you have early work tomorrow

    it's unfortunate that the girl might miss her mom but maybe she should learn how to plan ahead so she doesn't have work when her immediate relatives are visiting from other countries

    but what if her mother is Kim Jong Il

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Dear Forum Battle Thread,
    I need your help! I need to go to sleep so's I can be in for a 7:00 a.m. shift tomorrow morning. And I guess I will do that. But one of the waitresses texted me asking if I could pull a double and cover her 2:00 pm shift for her because her mom is visiting from Korea! What should I do? PLEASE HELP! :P

    Sincerely,
    Kyle Hunter Bailey

    Kyle,

    Do it if she's hot and single. Do it if you want the money that badly. Don't do it for any other reason. Koreans never reciprocate kindness. It's an emotion they don't understand or feel, so an act of generosity is fruitless.

    Forum Battle Thread

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Whenever I did rainbows as a kid I disobeyed and never included indigo or violet, I just went red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple

    indigo is dumb.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    maybe I will show her my moonrocket.

    maybe i will show the whole restaurant my moonrocket

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    gonna go listen to that song again now

    not because I want to, though

    :(

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've thought about doing a music video to a Journey song, to ruin it for all of you forever, but I can't decide which song would be most appropriate & suited for my talents.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    don't stop believing

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the one thing i will take away from all this

    is learning after effects.

    seriously, this software is a beast and so mind blowing amazing in what it can do.

    it is so fun that i think im going to continue with learning even afterward just for fun, and who knows maybe itll help land me a job sometime in the future.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    any way you want it, zonugal

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wonder if I could broke this rule...
    Journey
    We will in no way tolerate the demeaning of this exalted super-band.

    Do you think the mods would punish me for ruining a Journey song to such a degree?

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    natek wrote: »
    any way you want it, zonugal

    that's the way he needs it, natek

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I wonder if I could broke this rule...
    Journey
    We will in no way tolerate the demeaning of this exalted super-band.

    Do you think the mods would punish me for ruining a Journey song to such a degree?

    It's Bogey's rule and, as his lawyer, I say he would deem it a fitting tribute.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bogey loves seeing your pelvis thrust into the camera, I think he will be fine with it

    natek on
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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    natek wrote: »
    yeah, who the hell doesn't plan ahead when a family member is visiting from korea?

    if it is a surprise visit then that is just crappy momming
    I've done surprise visits from Korea. Twice. The first time I called home from the airport and when they asked, "So when are you coming home?" I was able to answer, "As soon as you drive out to the airport and pick me up." The second time I just took light rail and a bus home from the airport. Both times were good times.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you are a terrible mom, sabremau

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sabre I am covering a shift for your daughter tomorrow. I hope you are greatful. You owe me.

    Futore on
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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Sabre I am covering a shift for your daughter tomorrow. I hope you are greatful. You owe me.

    감사 합니다.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Sabre I am covering a shift for your daughter tomorrow. I hope you are greatful. You owe me.

    God damn it, Futore, did you not listen to the wisdom of the Forum Battle Thread?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    holy moly

    Sliders seasons 1-3 are on hulu

    welp glad i got my battle done

    Raneados on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    I loved that show so much until the Professor died.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    John Rhys-Davies is a stone-cold motherfucker

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    holy moly

    Sliders seasons 1-3 are on hulu

    welp glad i got my battle done

    FUCK

    you serious?!

    REMBRANDT!

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