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Penny Arcade: The Series - First Hire

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Is he driving a Boxster? I mean it's no 911 but damn. PA has got to be making some bank.

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    I remember not a few years ago Gabe mentioned that he drove a Mercedes.

  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Khoo when is the IPO so I can buy stock

    oh who am I kidding, as if you guys needed more capital

  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Willeth wrote: »

    oh no! How will Mike bounce his ideas around now? :(

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    this is a teaser for the next episode

    expect lots of mourning

  • The InfraThe Infra Registered User regular
    An episode revolving entirely around the ball and the good times they had.

    Last scene is Mike bouncing the ball in slow-mo and smiling. Background music: "I'll be missing you" by Puff Daddy

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  • SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't live far from Nottingham, and every year they have a Robin Hood Festival. I really enjoy watching people fighting and the jousting, it's great fun.

    My Re enactment group takes part in that! There is one that happens at Rufford Abbey, this year it coincided with the release of the new Robin Hood film. The fights were great fun, my Norman group vs a Saxon group, us lot in heavy armour the others just in their tunics. Most of their tactics seem to involved jumping on our backs and using the weight of our armour to make us fall over!

  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    The Infra wrote: »
    An episode revolving entirely around the ball and the good times they had.

    Last scene is Mike bouncing the ball in slow-mo and smiling. Background music: "I'll be missing you" by Puff Daddy

    A greyscale picture of the ball and some years, The Millionaire, The Mansion, The Yacht in the background.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Willeth wrote: »
    The Infra wrote: »
    An episode revolving entirely around the ball and the good times they had.

    Last scene is Mike bouncing the ball in slow-mo and smiling. Background music: "I'll be missing you" by Puff Daddy

    A greyscale picture of the ball and some years, The Millionaire, The Mansion, The Yacht in the background.

    :^: I was going to make this post

  • Mike FehlauerMike Fehlauer Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff regular
    Blake T wrote: »

    Mike Why don't you use epee and foil blades in your swords then?

    Two reasons, I guess:

    1) Historical modeling. Rapier blades more closely resemble, well, rapier blades, than do epee or foil. SCA rapiers are pretty equivalent in terms of length, weight, and handling to the historical weapon. They're not sharp, of course, but they behave the same way. Epee and especially foil are much lighter, and particularly, much much whippier than the historical weapons.

    2) Fun. The relatively stiff rapier blades don't allow for whipping over what would otherwise be a proper & effective parry. So, they lead to more dramatic / fun exchanges than a typical sport fencing match.

    Really, my injuries were pretty unusual--a typical fighter practice or even war/tournament results in nothing more than a few bruises. No biggie whatsoever; certainly nothing exceptionally more significant than any other competitive physical activity.

  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    also if i recall correctly, safety reasons as well

    epee and foil blades (though flexible under thrusting) might break under the kind of impact you may find in an SCA tournament, which could be really dangerous.

    heck, I know a guy who got injured in modern sport fencing from a broken blade... the bulkier SCA blades aren't nearly as fragile.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    also if i recall correctly, safety reasons as well

    epee and foil blades (though flexible under thrusting) might break under the kind of impact you may find in an SCA tournament, which could be really dangerous.

    heck, I know a guy who got injured in modern sport fencing from a broken blade... the bulkier SCA blades aren't nearly as fragile.

    They are designed not to break like that now.

    And really the amount of force you have to apply to snap a blade is fucking ridiculous.

    Now I am thinking how much I miss fencing damn you guys!

  • SwissLionSwissLion KILLING THROWS Miami, FloridaRegistered User regular
    I maintain that you are in fact
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    He did not have bad knees.

    Plus I have a beard, not a moustache.

  • TiBTiB Registered User
    Awwww... Gabe's Hannah Montana ball broke.


    Now he's going to get, like, 27 of them in the mail

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Hey Mike, where do you get your rapiers and rapier accessories? Like, are they an online purchase sorta deal or is there some guy who blacksmiths with the SCA or something or what?

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    i know people who ordered swords online and were satisfied

    pretty sure a bunch of SCA people make swords, too

    don't most renfairs also have sword sellers as well

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Hey Mike, where do you get your rapiers and rapier accessories? Like, are they an online purchase sorta deal or is there some guy who blacksmiths with the SCA or something or what?

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    i wonder if they'll ship stuff dull instead of sharp

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    i refuse to even consider ordering a cold steel product based on the obnoxiousness of their advertising.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    i've known people to buy from museum replicas but i think results were mixed

    http://www.museumreplicas.com/

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    Having worked at a rennassance festable i can say its a lot of fun. And that really is the best place to get referrals to buying those kinds of things, but i would never buy a sword directly from one.

    Damn I wish I was more associated with people like the PA people instead of going off on this path of "oh hey time to go work in a dull world."

  • LynLyn seattle, waRegistered User
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Is he driving a Boxster? I mean it's no 911 but damn. PA has got to be making some bank.
    During our first date I asked Mike if he was a player, solely based on the car he drove (I mean, who drives a porsche, really?) He looked me in the eyes, straight faced and said "Darlyn, the only game I play is D&D." Seriously. He got a second date (obviously).

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius Registered User regular
    Does he say Darlyn like a cowboy? I couldn't NOT drawl that name.



    That is a nice line though. You guys are so cute in this episode. Congrats.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Lyn wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Is he driving a Boxster? I mean it's no 911 but damn. PA has got to be making some bank.
    During our first date I asked Mike if he was a player, solely based on the car he drove (I mean, who drives a porsche, really?) He looked me in the eyes, straight faced and said "Darlyn, the only game I play is D&D." Seriously. He got a second date (obviously).

    That is undeniably adorable.


    I'll admit, I'm a bit jealous right now.

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Lyn wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Is he driving a Boxster? I mean it's no 911 but damn. PA has got to be making some bank.
    During our first date I asked Mike if he was a player, solely based on the car he drove (I mean, who drives a porsche, really?) He looked me in the eyes, straight faced and said "Darlyn, the only game I play is D&D." Seriously. He got a second date (obviously).

    That is so rad.

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Using that line.

    I'm not even kidding.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    i know people who ordered swords online and were satisfied

    pretty sure a bunch of SCA people make swords, too

    don't most renfairs also have sword sellers as well

    Yes they do

    I have all sorts of places and contacts to get all sorts of swords, I'm just kinda curious

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    For stage combat weaponry I know my number one recommendation is baltimore knife and sword they make fantastic swords

    Starfire also makes pretty good stage swords, and those are cheaper

    But this is mostly talking broadswords and such, I'm terribly rooted in the middle ages

    Edit: sword, not steel, apparently. Also I'm in love with this katzbalger: http://www.baltimoreknife.com/shortswords.htm

  • Mike FehlauerMike Fehlauer Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Hey Mike, where do you get your rapiers and rapier accessories? Like, are they an online purchase sorta deal or is there some guy who blacksmiths with the SCA or something or what?

    Good question! Real quick, though: there's a difference between SCA combat-capable rapiers, "real" combat-capable rapiers, and wall-hanger/hip-hanger/decorative rapiers. SCA rapiers are designed to flex and have blunt (oval, dulled diamond, or square cross-section) edges. "Real" combat rapiers are stiff and sharp, with full tangs. Wall-hangers are typically stamped (rather than forged) steel, high in chrome content, with decorative handles. Each one has its place, but it's important to match the product to your intended purchase.

    In short: if you're interested in fighting with the weapon, ask local fighters for advice before making a purchase. They can guide you to reputable suppliers (Alchem, Darkwood, and so on) and away from dangerous pakistan-stamped junk.

    If you're interested in "real" combat-capable weapons, I strongly recommend Albion. They're expert bladesmiths, and know their history. If those guys are too expensive (and they are), then anything made by Angus Trim or Christian Fletcher is your next best bet. Those guys make beautiful, and functional, swords. They're collaborating on a new venture called Valiant Armoury; check it out.

    My rapier and (new, not seen in the episode) dagger are custom-made from Alchem. My first rapier was a 1032B-GT "schlaeger". The rest of my gear has been cobbled together from various sites & renn faires over the past 20 years. With the exception of my boots, which are Frye harness boots acquired this Christmas courtesy of Darlyn.

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    awww :(

    I wish I could marry Mike...

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    I am pretty sure I have used that exact buckler that Alchem has on their site

    Well, the one we have is considerably more dented to hell, but it looks incredibly familiar

  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    also if i recall correctly, safety reasons as well

    epee and foil blades (though flexible under thrusting) might break under the kind of impact you may find in an SCA tournament, which could be really dangerous.

    heck, I know a guy who got injured in modern sport fencing from a broken blade... the bulkier SCA blades aren't nearly as fragile.

    They are designed not to break like that now.

    And really the amount of force you have to apply to snap a blade is fucking ridiculous.

    Now I am thinking how much I miss fencing damn you guys!

    I'm glad this is the case.

    The safer blades.

    Not the you feeling bad.

    Well... maybe.

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  • UsagiUsagi Got catz in my zone Ca-catz in my zoneRegistered User regular
    This whole ep was amazing

    The secret Kurtz slinking away through the glass moment was so adorable

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  • Mike FehlauerMike Fehlauer Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff regular
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh excuse me but this thread is for discussing PATV

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh excuse me but this thread is for discuBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh excuse me but this thread is for discu-
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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    Willeth wrote: »
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh excuse me but this thread is for discu-
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