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[World Cup] Psychic Octopus remains undefeated - Uruguay has a lot of keepers

AlegisAlegis ImpeckableRegistered User regular
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Always bet on the psychic octopus

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Die Präkognikraken


Raakam wrote: »


These men bet against the Psychic Octopus ...

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    Well done clone-me.

  • tsmvengytsmvengy Registered User regular
    I will not be denied!

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    Spoiler:

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    Apparently Fifas official stance is that implementing a CAMERA is too expensive and so the ref should stay as the decider because 'fans like to debate things'

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    Apparently Fifas official stance is that implementing a CAMERA is too expensive and so the ref should stay as the decider because 'fans like to debate things'

    Too expensive my ass.

  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    Well thats what Im saying. Theyre fucking loaded. Two cameras are not expensive. Its a one off cost.

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • AvegetableAvegetable Registered User
    Since we've been speaking of the sex appeal of Rooney, isn't the U20 worldcup of the ladies this year as well?

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!

  • Saint MadnessSaint Madness Registered User
  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    JUST WANT TO POINT OUT BENDTNER GOT A BETTER GOAL AND ASSIST TALLY AT THE WORLD CUP THAN ROONEY

    !!!!!!!!!

    Unlucky wrote: »
    So, after having read all of his stuff, Pony's officially my hero now. I wish I could be that callous towards humanity.
  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    No shame in losing to Germany.

    Im pretty sure Churchill would have something to say about that.
    Avegetable wrote: »
    Since we've been speaking of the sex appeal of Rooney, isn't the U20 worldcup of the ladies this year as well?

    Avegetable wrote: »
    No hes just tremendously hideous and vile with an unspeakably hot girlfriend.

    Holy crap, you're right. Just looked him up.
    Well... at least he makes it look like a sport for everyone, to put it in a positive light.
    Spoiler:

    Now check that out. He got to have sex with that.

    Money, money, money.

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User
    Well that was pretty humiliating. It was like the parting of the Red Sea there at times. Go on Mr German, have a shot on me. Whoops!

    Cristo wrote: »
    JUST WANT TO POINT OUT BENDTNER GOT A BETTER GOAL AND ASSIST TALLY AT THE WORLD CUP THAN ROONEY

    !!!!!!!!!

    Rooney at World Cups:

    9 games
    0 assists
    0 goals

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    That bench Beckham picture will never get old.

  • Space CoyoteSpace Coyote Registered User regular
    At least it didn't go to penalties, I don't think my heart could take it.

  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User
    Aw man, how did Özil only get 6 points in my fantasy game? He ran that match. No attacking bonus at all..

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    Rooney has never really excelled in big games, he's England's Ibrahimovic.

  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    What's the psychic octopus result for Mexico v Argentina?

    EDIT: Holy crap, Google is fast

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  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User
    I think the octopus only does Germany games.

    He's very patriotic.

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  • Space CoyoteSpace Coyote Registered User regular
    No shame in losing to Germany.

    Im pretty sure Churchill would have something to say about that.

    OK, there's no shame in losing to Germany at football, sauerkraut-making and wearing lederhosen. Losing to Germany at anything else is verboten.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    Rooney has never really excelled in big games, he's England's Ibrahimovic.

    Man Utd's runs in the Champions League over the past four years would beg to differ.

  • MyCoCoMyCoCo Registered User regular
    The anti-foreign sentiment has started already.

    Some guy to Harry Redknapp "Do you think it is time for an English coach?"

    Harry Redknapp "Uh...no?"

    I like Harry Redknapp.

  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    Damnt we needed this win so people would shut hte fuck up about 1966

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    I'm anti-technology from an equality standpoint (every game is as important as any other, to me) but it is becoming harder to maintain this stance.
    honestly the best solution is an extra assistant referee at either end, just off the pitch by one of the posts.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Damnt we needed this win so people would shut hte fuck up about 1966

    well now the germans can shut up about '66 so at least there's that.

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    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    I'm anti-technology from an equality standpoint (every game is as important as any other, to me) but it is becoming harder to maintain this stance.
    honestly the best solution is an extra assistant referee at either end, just off the pitch by one of the posts.

    Wasn't this done in the UEFA Cup this year? (I'm never, ever calling it the Europa League...)

  • oldsakoldsak Registered User regular
    You gotta figure the octopus's keeper must have a gambling problem or something to even try this in the first place.

  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    MyCoCo wrote: »
    The anti-foreign sentiment has started already.

    Some guy to Harry Redknapp "Do you think it is time for an English coach?"

    Harry Redknapp "Uh...no?"

    I like Harry Redknapp.

    As if an English coach when make a difference when the English players can't.

    I mean Steve McLaren didn't do fuck all.

    Unlucky wrote: »
    So, after having read all of his stuff, Pony's officially my hero now. I wish I could be that callous towards humanity.
  • oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    Let's take the focus off of England, and put it where it belongs. Germany. They look fucking scary good.

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    I'm anti-technology from an equality standpoint (every game is as important as any other, to me) but it is becoming harder to maintain this stance.
    honestly the best solution is an extra assistant referee at either end, just off the pitch by one of the posts.

    Wasn't this done in the UEFA Cup this year? (I'm never, ever calling it the Europa League...)
    Yeah, it sucked.

  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User
    The radio phone-lines are going predictably mad. The English are obsessed with money. "If government is going to make cuts, why not cut players' salaries!?" That's.. that's not how it works.

    Damnt we needed this win so people would shut hte fuck up about 1966

    To be fair, that over-the-line shot only goes a teeny tiny way to making up for the 1966 not-over-the-line goal.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    I'm anti-technology from an equality standpoint (every game is as important as any other, to me) but it is becoming harder to maintain this stance.
    honestly the best solution is an extra assistant referee at either end, just off the pitch by one of the posts.

    Wasn't this done in the UEFA Cup this year? (I'm never, ever calling it the Europa League...)

    quite possibly, if it was I didn't notice, which would be a good sign to be honest.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    oldmanken wrote: »
    Let's take the focus off of England, and put it where it belongs. Germany. They look fucking scary good.

    URUGUAY vs GERMANY WC 2010 FINAL

    YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

    Unlucky wrote: »
    So, after having read all of his stuff, Pony's officially my hero now. I wish I could be that callous towards humanity.
  • lowlylowlycooklowlylowlycook Registered User regular
    They could really do with getting coaches for whom English is their first language. Must be a pain in the ass in the locker room that it takes so long to understand what the fuck hes saying.

    But what if there is a talented Scottish coach available?

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    Alegis wrote: »
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    Haha I love that they're wearing RAF uniforms.

    Quality fucking humour

    Unlucky wrote: »
    So, after having read all of his stuff, Pony's officially my hero now. I wish I could be that callous towards humanity.
  • Saint MadnessSaint Madness Registered User
    Alegis wrote: »
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    I say old chap, we've been routed.

  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    Cristo wrote: »
    oldmanken wrote: »
    Let's take the focus off of England, and put it where it belongs. Germany. They look fucking scary good.

    URUGUAY vs GERMANY WC 2010 FINAL

    YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

    Did a psychic octopus predict it?

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    They could really do with getting coaches for whom English is their first language. Must be a pain in the ass in the locker room that it takes so long to understand what the fuck hes saying.

    But what if there is a talented Scottish coach available?

    Linguistically, that wouldn't be an improvement on Capello to be fair.

    Unlucky wrote: »
    So, after having read all of his stuff, Pony's officially my hero now. I wish I could be that callous towards humanity.
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Huh, the women in front of them is wearing a Northern Ireland jersey.

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    Alegis wrote: »
    There is nothing better than people in costumes looking miserable.


    Last Halloween I was on my way home from work the morning after and I saw a smurf covered in his own vomit, crying.

  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    Æthelred wrote: »
    The radio phone-lines are going predictably mad. The English are obsessed with money. "If government is going to make cuts, why not cut players' salaries!?" That's.. that's not how it works.

    Damnt we needed this win so people would shut hte fuck up about 1966

    To be fair, that over-the-line shot only goes a teeny tiny way to making up for the 1966 not-over-the-line goal.

    TBH I'm just sick of the hype that comes up every time the WC rolls around and everyone starts talking about 1966 like its our divine right and then they go in and fucking fail. Didn't they go out first round last time or something? They had some terrible showing in some national showing, before this WC I mean. At least if we had won the WC this time 1966 can be a distant memory like it deserve to be at this point.

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
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