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Games and Technology: AWESOME POST in "[STEAM] - Another Giant Fucking Sale. Half-Life 33%

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Post: [STEAM] - Another Giant Fucking Sale. Half-Life 33% Off!
Forum: Games and Technology
Assigned Moderators: apotheos, A duck!, Echo

Posted by: John Zoidberg
Original Content:
Zampanov wrote: »
psyck0 wrote: »
Should I get Max Payne? I have never played it.

Yep.

The answer stared back at me, like a dead rat in the sewer, bloated with the death and decay of the rotting city above it. I opened Steam, much like opening a carefully wrapped birthday present. But instead of a new pair of socks or a gaudy tie I found an offer for a game at a cheap price.

I smiled. Something I thought I would never do again. Not since that day.

I added it to my cart. I could imagine the game nestled in its virtual warehouse, hoping and pleading for someone to relieve it from this formless existence. I paid in full and started the download.

The percentage creeped up in number, like a timebomb ticking down to its fateful and eventual conclusion.

The game was on.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    anyone who votes less than 5 is a terrorist.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Is this a play on Max Payne dialog or something? Because I haven't played Max Payne.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    5 stars for this post.

    0 stars for Henroid never having played an amazing game.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Because I haven't played Max Payne.

    facepalming so hard

    5 stars

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This should not have taken 6 posts.
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    The thread is ranked 4, WHO VOTED LESS THAN 5!?!?!?!?!

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  • ShrieveShrieve Game Designer CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Good, looks like my vote bumped the thread to 5. AS IT SHOULD BE.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I chuckled, three stars
    Shrieve wrote: »
    Good, looks like my vote bumped the thread to 5. AS IT SHOULD BE.

    :rotate:

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  • ShrieveShrieve Game Designer CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NOOOO. Squall rained on my parade. D:

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Aaaaaaaand we're back.

    Henroid: Max Payne is a heavily noir influenced game. So yes. And play Max Payne you creti- silly goose

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    5 stars for this post.

    0 stars for Henroid never having played an amazing game.

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Is this a play on Max Payne dialog or something? Because I haven't played Max Payne.

    jesus christ henroid

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Max Payne is awesome. I love Soliloquies, and the ones from Max Payne are the best.

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum ??? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    5 stars.

    Also, I feel like playing Max Payne now.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Max Payne is fast becoming my Deus Ex. Everytime I read a line from it, I gotta install teh bugger again.

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  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's impossible to read that without hearing Max's voice in your head.

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