Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational [chat]

Look Out it's Sabs!

I played the first level as a marine in AvP classic.

I played it on easy because I am a fucking pussy.

Nerdgasmic

Sorry that you can't sleep, Cesca.

dlinfiniti

Ellie wrote: »

dlinfiniti wrote: »

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

heres some gloria gaynor for you

I was hoping for something a bit more Beyoncé, but my relationship is dead as disco, so Gloria is definitely more appropriate. Thanks.

Joker: Cute. How you doin'?

i suppose i shoulda labeled the beyonce i coupla pages ago
that was for you too
but here it is again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oILEuPPNDKk

Sarksus

Arivia wrote: »

Corbius wrote: »

I wouldn't worry about not finding another boyfriend ever Ellie. If you hang around [chat] long enough one of us pathetic nerd losers will willingly become your man-slave and obey your every wish.

i can get behind this

mind you i'm pretty big on the slave part

who's in

I throw in the pegging and a collar for free!

Senjutsu

BobCesca wrote: »

Senjutsu wrote: »

BobCesca wrote: »

obviously sleep is not for me tonight.

blergh.

how many of those sword of truth novels are you going to subject yourself to?

I think I'm finished. I honestly can't stand to read anymore of it.

It's amazing to me that you made it past the first book

I mean he wows the primitive natives by building them a roof

Captain Carrot

Ellie wrote: »

Senjutsu wrote: »

I am sorry to hear about your breakup Ellie, although you didn't sound too happy with the course of things

This was the first time that things really came to this sort of a head and I truly became discontent. I think I had either been complacent because I know he's not in the best place and figured he would come around, or because I felt I couldn't do better.

I don't think I can do better, to be honest. I think it will be years before I find another man dumb enough to be in a relationship with me. Yes, I know if I display this attitude, that will be true. But if you can't engage in a self-hate fest online where no one can see that face you make when you're trying not to cry, then where can you?

Dunno about your physical attractiveness, but you've certainly exhibited an astounding command of the English language and some fairly astute reasoning in one of the most difficult areas of life during the past couple of days. I think you have a lot more to offer than you believe.

Elendil

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Elendil wrote: »

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Blarrrgh. Bored.

Erlands? :winky:

I thought you'd never ask!

yesssss

Abdhyius

Got to admit that the Aquavit doesn't glide down as easily as the cognac

but it's still pretty good

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Sorry that you can't sleep, Cesca.

You're always sorry, Nerd. Is schadenfreude hard for you or something?

Arivia wrote: »

Corbius wrote: »

I wouldn't worry about not finding another boyfriend ever Ellie. If you hang around [chat] long enough one of us pathetic nerd losers will willingly become your man-slave and obey your every wish.

i can get behind this

mind you i'm pretty big on the slave part

who's in

I could dig being a man-slave.

Carrot: She posted pictures. She looks p good. So just get your hair done kurtz/kort/court and go get a boy, ellie!

Jacobkosh

Seriously let's land some borders

I need to kill things for the tall dollar

Corbius

Sarksus is all about pegging.

Jacobkosh

Senjutsu wrote: »

I mean he wows the primitive natives by building them a roof

hahaha holy shit really?

Cokebotle

I will now interrupt your usual [chat] meanderings with this important announcement.

WAFFLE-SICLE MAKERS



And now, we return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Sarksus

Corbius wrote: »

Sarksus is all about pegging.

It's on my OKCupid underneath religion.

Ellie

dlinfiniti wrote: »

i suppose i shoulda labeled the beyonce i coupla pages ago
that was for you too
but here it is again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oILEuPPNDKk

Oh, thanks! Usually by the time I finish typing a reply, I have two pages to read. (lol what price, verbosity?) <3

Joker: I giggled. Thanks, I needed that.

Arivia: I know, right?

You know, now that I think about it, this will allow me to make out with one of my friends without any sort of guilt.

The weekend is looking up. :^:

Senjutsu

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Senjutsu wrote: »

I mean he wows the primitive natives by building them a roof

hahaha holy shit really?

I am 100% serious

their roofs all leaked despite living on the plains for hundreds of years or whatever

so he teaches them how not to fail at basic roofing

and they make him part of their tribe

Ellie

Captain Carrot wrote: »

Dunno about your physical attractiveness, but you've certainly exhibited an astounding command of the English language and some fairly astute reasoning in one of the most difficult areas of life during the past couple of days. I think you have a lot more to offer than you believe.

Thank you. Sincerely, thank you. That was very kind of you.

Greeper

All of you bitches tell me

you love me

Senjutsu

plus it turns into an all-out BDSM fanfic in the back third

which is actually the only time the writing seems at all authentic

Corbius

Guilt free makeout sessions are one of God's greatest gifts Ellie, enjoy them.

Jokerman

Ellie wrote: »

dlinfiniti wrote: »

i suppose i shoulda labeled the beyonce i coupla pages ago
that was for you too
but here it is again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oILEuPPNDKk

Oh, thanks! Usually by the time I finish typing a reply, I have two pages to read. (lol what price, verbosity?) <3

Joker: I giggled. Thanks, I needed that.

Arivia: I know, right?

You know, now that I think about it, this will allow me to make out with one of my friends without any sort of guilt.
The weekend is looking up. :^:

We're friends, right? I can be your friend!

I can be more then yo friend.
8-)

Spoiler:

ok yeah, i'ma stop. Rapidly aproaching crossing the line from cute to sad

Edit:
Annnd worst TOTP ever....

Abdhyius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCdQhhaP_ms

This will make everyone feel better.

BobCesca

Senjutsu wrote: »

BobCesca wrote: »

Senjutsu wrote: »

BobCesca wrote: »

obviously sleep is not for me tonight.

blergh.

how many of those sword of truth novels are you going to subject yourself to?

I think I'm finished. I honestly can't stand to read anymore of it.

It's amazing to me that you made it past the first book

I mean he wows the primitive natives by building them a roof

It's pretty damn awful. The stupid thing is, I know eventually I'll buy the rest of the series and read them 'cos my brain is OCD that way.

Jacobkosh

I like how "detached," "logical" _J_ gets snarky when a thread labeled philosophy isn't about something he wants to talk about

it's why I think this robot shit is really just playing right into his hands and people probably should not do it. it's just contributing to his imposture.

Zampanov

Cokebotle wrote: »

I will now interrupt your usual [chat] meanderings with this important announcement.

WAFFLE-SICLE MAKERS



And now, we return to your regularly scheduled programming.

WHAT

Look Out it's Sabs!

An elevator killed me WTF

HappylilElf

Captain Carrot wrote: »

Ellie wrote: »

Senjutsu wrote: »

I am sorry to hear about your breakup Ellie, although you didn't sound too happy with the course of things

This was the first time that things really came to this sort of a head and I truly became discontent. I think I had either been complacent because I know he's not in the best place and figured he would come around, or because I felt I couldn't do better.

I don't think I can do better, to be honest. I think it will be years before I find another man dumb enough to be in a relationship with me. Yes, I know if I display this attitude, that will be true. But if you can't engage in a self-hate fest online where no one can see that face you make when you're trying not to cry, then where can you?

Dunno about your physical attractiveness, but you've certainly exhibited an astounding command of the English language and some fairly astute reasoning in one of the most difficult areas of life during the past couple of days. I think you have a lot more to offer than you believe.

She does. The self awareness it takes to realize that one has limitations is more than the majority of people I meet seem to have. I think she's probably just vastly underestimating herself which, well, yeah- just boke up with someone so that'll happen.

Anyways, the important part: Sorry you're sad, Ellie.

If it's any consolation (and it's probably not, like at all (sorry about that)) things will get better. It'll just take some time

Sarksus

Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »

An elevator killed me WTF

The elevator did what had to be done to a Hawaiian pizza lover.

dlinfiniti

Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »

An elevator killed me WTF

you're not supposed to pry open the door
they open on their own
if they don't that means the elevator isnt there yet

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

"Wiping the slae"

What is that Sarks?

Sarksus

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

"Wiping the slae"

What is that Sarks?

Typo.

Corbius

Sarksus wrote: »

Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »

An elevator killed me WTF

The elevator did what had to be done to a Hawaiian pizza lover.

Sarksus do your nightmares involve being force fed Hawaiian pizza by a naked old crone?

Senjutsu

Jacobkosh wrote: »

I like how "detached," "logical" _J_ gets snarky when a thread labeled philosophy isn't about something he wants to talk about

it's why I think this robot shit is really just playing right into his hands and people probably should not do it. it's just contributing to his imposture.

I've decided not to engage him any more

not worth getting trolled

Shazkar Shadowstorm

poo poo poo

Elldren

Senjutsu wrote: »

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Senjutsu wrote: »

I mean he wows the primitive natives by building them a roof

hahaha holy shit really?

I am 100% serious

their roofs all leaked despite living on the plains for hundreds of years or whatever

so he teaches them how not to fail at basic roofing

and they make him part of their tribe

Oh dear christ

Zampanov

Corbius wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »

An elevator killed me WTF

The elevator did what had to be done to a Hawaiian pizza lover.

Sarksus do your nightmares involve being force fed Hawaiian pizza by a naked old crone?

Let me get a clarification here: nightmares are supposed to be the bad ones?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Sarksus wrote: »

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

"Wiping the slae"

What is that Sarks?

Typo.

Oh god I don't wanna be one of those posters

OptimusZed

Zampanov wrote: »

Cokebotle wrote: »

I will now interrupt your usual [chat] meanderings with this important announcement.

WAFFLE-SICLE MAKERS



And now, we return to your regularly scheduled programming.

WHAT

The reverse waffle cone may soon be a reality.

Elldren

Senjutsu wrote: »

plus it turns into an all-out BDSM fanfic in the back third

which is actually the only time the writing seems at all authentic

Honestly he should have just stickled to it

Loren Michael

man I think _J_ is one of my favorite posters

Sarksus

Corbius wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »

An elevator killed me WTF

The elevator did what had to be done to a Hawaiian pizza lover.

Sarksus do your nightmares involve being force fed Hawaiian pizza by a naked old crone?

I don't have nighmares, only anxiety-ridden dreams, which are filled with office parties where all that's available is Hawaiian and deep dish and if I don't eat the girl I like who bought the pizzas will be offended and we won't be friends much less together in a relationship and the guy I hate will play up his philistine love for terrible pizza in order to win her and I will wake up in a sweat choking on the smell of burnt pineapple.