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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    EU is gonna collapse.
    Woo back to getting real stamps when you cross the border!


    Seriously that pissed me off.

    "Americans?" *waves us through customs*

    Story time!

    My fiancee (then gf) and I were flying out of London (Heathrow? I'm pretty sure it was Heathrow) at gate let's say 25. I misremembered and thought it was gate 24. We got separated in the food court but each thought we'd just meet at the gate. Unfortunately, I went down the aisle towards gate 24.

    Now this would not be bad, except Gate 24 had an arrival and somehow I ended up in a place where I couldn't just turn around. And the arrival was from Pakistan. The only way back to the hub of the airport was through customs. And my flight was boarding now.

    So I had to run (we later figured out) 1/2 a mile in an airport's border control area and talk my way past customs without being delayed. Thankfully I have the advantage of being a white nerdy looking guy. They ended up just waving me through and I made my flight.

    Security!

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  • Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Seriously Arch, when are you gonna learn to word things better?

    you say that like i don't do this intentionally

    You mean sucking dick, or wording things poorly?

    Modern Man wrote: »
    Well, if my mom met the following criteria... I'd be in favor if waterboarding her.
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Man, what crazy timing for that thread considering I'm about to engage in D/S activities with someone later this evening.

    co-op mario world, right?
    "Mario, may I please have that mushroom?"

    "Luigi, I don't believe I gave you permission to speak. You know what this means right?"

    "*sigh* Yes, Mario."

    *Mario picks up Luigi and throws him into the lava*

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Seriously Arch, when are you gonna learn to word things better?

    you say that like i don't do this intentionally

    You mean sucking dick, or wording things poorly?

    yes

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Man, what crazy timing for that thread considering I'm about to engage in D/S activities with someone later this evening.

    co-op mario world, right?

    I was going to engage in D/S activities at work today. But I forgot to bring my D/S.

    PSN/WiiU - TheMakersMark | Steam/R* - firewaterword | Elite:Dangerous - Cmdr Jackmerius Buckshank
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Ghostbusters rocks.

    Hey Will, I don't think you answered me yesterday, but do you work for Raytheon directly?

    must have missed that. i do work for Raytheon directly. I'm at the woburn facility now, but previously worked in bedford, andover, and sudbury,

    My grandfather worked for them for almost 40 years, I think. I think he worked at Woburn.

    I don't know if you saw but amongst his belongings was a Sidewinder missile guidance chip from 1963 presented to 10,000 Raytheon employees when the missile was developed. It's in a glass case with his name and the date.

    There's a picture of it up on my facebook.

    huh. that's pretty cool. the facility in andover does a lot more of the fabs and materials, and bedford did a little, so it's more likely that he worked at one of those. i did a little cruise missile work at a previous job, but am solely on radar duty at ratheon.

    Yeah, when we were going through his stuff like 4 of us fought over who would take it, so his widow kept it rather than causing a fight. I imagine too, being from 1963, that even if there were 10,000 of them made for employees that not all 10,000 of those have survived the past 50 years. I was going to try and figure out if it was worth something.

    Uhhh,

    HEY MATT

    Can you get on my facebook page and pull the address of the guidance chip picture to show Will? I can't access FB from work.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Man, what crazy timing for that thread considering I'm about to engage in D/S activities with someone later this evening.

    co-op mario world, right?
    "Mario, may I please have that mushroom?"

    "Luigi, I don't believe I gave you permission to speak. You know what this means right?"

    "*sigh* Yes, Mario."

    *Mario picks up Luigi and throws him into the lava*

    needs more mushrooms being inserted into sewage pipes.

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  • LieberkuhnLieberkuhn __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2010
    I have 11g of paracetamol in the house

    I think I'm gonna need more

    While you eat, let's have a conversation about the nature of consent.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i had an erotic dream and it was awful

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  • Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i had an erotic dream and it was awful

    you sound like arch now

    Modern Man wrote: »
    Well, if my mom met the following criteria... I'd be in favor if waterboarding her.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Love and Your Breasts

    Welcome! This group is for women to discuss, cherish, connect with and contemplate their breasts. By changing or enriching your thoughts about your own breasts, you can enrich the lives of others, regenerate yourself from the inside out, and rapidly start a paradigm shift in this society, and the world. I will promptly schedule a meetup when we attract and create a body of women to start this off with.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i had an erotic dream and it was awful

    old ladies again?

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i had an erotic dream and it was awful

    Was she fat?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i had an erotic dream and it was awful

    did you have a nightly emission

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Good question! I've only ever had second-hand Blackberries and they failed in short order. What's a good, rugged smartphone that comes kinda cheap?

    I have no idea

    I have only ever owned an iphone

    I've had a 1G and a 3GS and enjoyed both, but the only real work I do on them is email/web stuff

    so I dunno if there's something out there that would fit better what you need

    when my current job offered me a phone I asked for a Droid with the physical keyboard, but our IT didn't support the OS yet :(

    I think they just want me to be able to answer emails in the field, so it doesn't need to be anything fancy.

    well, get the nicest phone your allowance will pay for, then :D

    with the new iphone out, I bet the price on the 3GS has dropped if you're interested in that.

    if not, a regular black berry with the rolly ball thing should be hella cheap

    Just checked out my provider's site, they're offering sales on the Blackberry 8900 (wifi), 9700, and 8520 (wifi).

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i had an erotic dream and it was awful

    I had a dream the other night that I was desperately trying to watch porn on the internets and all the sites had been shut down.

    It was awful.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I get the feeling that chu is right now writing up a lengthy description of his fucked up sex dream...

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    I was expecting [chat]spergers.

    'sperg sense... tingling...

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm sorry to hear that you felt awful, chu. :(

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I had a dream last night featuring a map with the state "Wiscontario"

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Got a mailing from my eye doctor, thought, "Oh man, insurance must not have gone through, another bill :("

    Turns out instead it is a $50 check. Apparently I'd paid too much and insurance actually covered more than I'd expected?

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  • Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i had an erotic dream and it was awful

    I had a dream the other night that I was desperately trying to watch porn on the internets and all the sites had been shut down.

    It was awful.

    maybe they had all changed to .xxx and you were still trying .com!

    Modern Man wrote: »
    Well, if my mom met the following criteria... I'd be in favor if waterboarding her.
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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Lieberkuhn wrote: »
    I have 11g of paracetamol in the house

    I think I'm gonna need more

    Say hello to your liver

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I get the feeling that chu is right now writing up a lengthy description of his fucked up sex dream...

    I was gonna go buy some cigarettes but I'm waiting for this instead

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    it might have been a province

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm sorry to hear that you felt awful, chu. :(

    don't appologize until after he tells what happened.

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i had an erotic dream and it was awful

    I had a dream the other night that I was desperately trying to watch porn on the internets and all the sites had been shut down.

    It was awful.

    maybe they had all changed to .xxx and you were still trying .com!

    Damnit! That always happens.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, I never have dreams.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • LieberkuhnLieberkuhn __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2010
    Lieberkuhn wrote: »
    I have 11g of paracetamol in the house

    I think I'm gonna need more

    Say hello to your liver

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    Hello! You look like cheese. <3

    While you eat, let's have a conversation about the nature of consent.
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm sorry to hear that you felt awful, chu. :(

    don't appologize until after he tells what happened.

    Why?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I never have dreams.

    That's impossible. You'd be dead.

    Maybe he is...

    dun dun dun

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I never have dreams.

    That's impossible. You'd be dead.

    Maybe he is...

    dun dun dun

    That would explain why he doesn't age...

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm sorry to hear that you felt awful, chu. :(

    don't appologize until after he tells what happened.

    Why?

    so that he has to tell us what happened!

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ahahaha

    this is the pic for San Diego Professional Mothers

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    Love and Your Breasts

    Welcome! This group is for women to discuss, cherish, connect with and contemplate their breasts. By changing or enriching your thoughts about your own breasts, you can enrich the lives of others, regenerate yourself from the inside out, and rapidly start a paradigm shift in this society, and the world. I will promptly schedule a meetup when we attract and create a body of women to start this off with.

    the internet is the worst thing

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I never have dreams.

    That's impossible. You'd be dead.

    Nerdmethean: The Created

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I never get people who talk about dreams. They are fairly personal things.

    I also wish she'd stop telling the dream at dinner parties.
    Spoiler:

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ahahaha

    this is the pic for San Diego Professional Mothers

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    subtitle: watch the amazin woman juggle with a live baby!
    not shown: chainsaw

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So bored at work. It's a slow day, not that I'm complaining.

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