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The Easily Identifiable NFL Thread [Season starts today, set your line-ups!]

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Santabreaker PresentslayerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Haha that was pretty good.

    What are the power rankings right now on ESPN?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    Haha that was pretty good.

    What are the power rankings right now on ESPN?

    The Onion had better rankings.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=5


    For example under NFC West - The 49rs:

    "Player To Watch: Veteran Brian Westbrook is always a threat to explode into a cloud of ligaments and bone"

    Which follows from the NFC East - The Eagles:

    "Weakness: With the loss of Brian Westbrook, the Eagles have a major hole at starting knee injury and concussion"



    I LOL'd so loud at work. I think I scared the guy in the office next to me.

  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This is hilarious hunter. :^:

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ahahahaha, those are hilarious.

    I love the Raiders:

    Strength: Just nice to see them outside getting some fresh air
    Weakness: As a team, every single player on this roster fucking sucks

    and this is great for the Chargers:

    Weakness: Nate Kaeding purposely kicks field goals wide right or left, as he hates football

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  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    LOL@ The Raiders one.

    That is a quality preview.

    EDIT: Strength: Head coach Gary Kubiak is more than living up to his nickname as "The John Elway's Backup Of Coaching"; if quarterback Matt Schaub continues to improve at the rate he did between 2007 and 2009, he will throw for 6,000 yards and 90 touchdowns this year

    HAHAH DUAL EDIT FOR THE BILLS:
    Player To Watch: Starting quarterback Trent Edwards. Wait, him again? God, these guys are so fucked

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jesus Christ the Cowboys.

    Dallas Cowboys


    Strength: Yes, there are positives, but reading them will only make you angry and listing them will only make us angry

    Weakness: Other than being the most infuriating, knuckle-whitening, I-want-to-throw-a-brick-through-my-television-set-when-I-watch-them team in the league, are a little weak at free safety

    Intangibles: Fuck the Dallas Cowboys and every fucking thing they stand for; special teams

    Biggest Question: Can they finally get over the hump and get back to the Super Bowl, and do they know how much that would depress the entire U.S. populace?

    Almost lost my shit

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah that onion preview really is the best thing.

  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    New Orleans

    "Intangibles: City loves the team and all, but would gladly sacrifice every Saints win for functional houses and an oil-free Gulf

    Biggest Question: Can the Saints play well enough to reinvigorate the job outlook and restore industry to a broken and defeated metropolitan area?"

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Colts

    Biggest Question: Why is this consistently excellent team so unbelievably boring to watch?

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm going to go ahead and make a new thread.

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