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In Soviet Russia bear eat strawberry, sensually

IoloIolo i not LRegistered User regular
edited July 2010 in Singularity Engine++
11 alleged deep-cover Russian spies are arrested in the US this week.

They have been here for years, living and working in New York, New Jersey, Seattle, and DC. They have even given birth to and raised children here.

One of them, Anna Chapman, a 28 year old operating an online real estate company and living in Manhattan, posted (seemingly ill-advised) photos on a Russian social networking site Odnoklassniki ("Classmates.")

What is the most striking thing about this whole story?

Anna Chapman is Kaylee.

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Washington Post story.
Washington Post photo gallery (w/ video ad beforehand)

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Bonus! (Even ever so slightly video game related)
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    so this is what smart hero was tweeting about

  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'd go deep under some covers with her

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    other countries have spies?! In America?!?!?!?!?!?

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  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    There would certainly be a red storm rising.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    I'd go deep under some covers with her

    Who wouldn't want to get behind an Iron Curtain with her?

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what wren said

  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2010
    This is freaking amazing

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    alt post: Niko, is your cousin Roman. Let's go to titty bar together.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    man what the fuck would you want to learn about america right now

    as a goddamn spy, what would make that spy think america was a hotbed of info

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man what the fuck would you want to learn about america right now

    as a goddamn spy, what would make that spy think america was a hotbed of info

    you go where your government sends you and you do the best you can

    real life isn't like Burn Notice

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Miss I'm going to have to check you for hidden recording devices.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wait what

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man what the fuck would you want to learn about america right now

    as a goddamn spy, what would make that spy think america was a hotbed of info

    What

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    this is an ARG for the Black Widow movie isn't it

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    here comes my metal detector

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  • Mr. GMr. G Are those your drums? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man what the fuck would you want to learn about america right now

    as a goddamn spy, what would make that spy think america was a hotbed of info

    Nuclear secrets would be nice

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Since it seems they didn't actually commit any espionage, is there a charge for intending to commit espionage? What are they arrested FOR right now?

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Oh, is it a charge for failing to disclose being a representative of a foreign government?

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Since it seems they didn't actually commit any espionage, is there a charge for intending to commit espionage? What are they arrested FOR right now?

    being dirty pinko commie bastards

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wed 30 Jun, 10:35 AM

    Posting messages on webcomic interboard. Man say silly thing about enjoyable black rapping stars that insults me but I tell him off, as I enjoy black rapping stars! Current stated mission objectives seem to have fallen by way-side? (should hypen be there???)

    • Attempt information gathering on massive American Superpower
    • Sabotage or Subterfuge Attempts on American Economic Interests
    • Shooting The Will.I.Am

    Big glaring one is center one. Went to a 7-11, don't have 14 dollars for slushie. Cried as brown man tell me to go back to home land and buy bullshit boorsch with monopoly money. Ruble not monopoly money! Ruble is aesthetically refined currency!!!!

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Since it seems they didn't actually commit any espionage, is there a charge for intending to commit espionage? What are they arrested FOR right now?

    hahahahaha, charges?


    Really?


    This is America.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    They're currently under arrest for being agents of a foreign government that didn't declare themselves to the US government.

    It's a slightly lighter version of espionage, as I understand it. Namely, yes...they were spies. Did they actually get a hold of any information or harm anyone? Probably not. Are we still going to try them and/or kick them out? Yep.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    other countries have spies?! In America?!?!?!?!?!?

    As an Israeli you cannot possibly condone this or understand how it would happen!

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    According to the 14 seconds of this story I was exposed to yesterday, they were supposed to be trying to get in with people who might give them information about upcoming policy or military decisions.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    siebel!

    siebel talked!

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wonder how they figured it out.

    Did she sleep with a really nasty looking dude who had read a few too many Clancys, saw Sneakers and just figured that there was no way this hot russian chick was in it for the dong?

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  • IoloIolo i not L Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    They're currently under arrest for being agents of a foreign government that didn't declare themselves to the US government.

    It's a slightly lighter version of espionage, as I understand it. Namely, yes...they were spies. Did they actually get a hold of any information or harm anyone? Probably not. Are we still going to try them and/or kick them out? Yep.

    Are you joking? How do you think Russia got plans for our fried-chicken-instead-of-bread sandwich!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow And now you know why They call me Mr. PerfectRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zimfan wrote: »
    This is freaking amazing

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    it says no something is baltai talking, I thought it was gavareet

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    man, this sounds like a pretty cushy gig to get as far as spy jobs go

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    They're currently under arrest for being agents of a foreign government that didn't declare themselves to the US government.

    It's a slightly lighter version of espionage, as I understand it. Namely, yes...they were spies. Did they actually get a hold of any information or harm anyone? Probably not. Are we still going to try them and/or kick them out? Yep.

    You have to declare yourself.

    You're telling me when my government send's SIS officer's abroad they have to tell the government of what ever country they're in that they're a spy?

    Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the whole exercise?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man what the fuck would you want to learn about america right now

    as a goddamn spy, what would make that spy think america was a hotbed of info

    Nuclear secrets would be nice

    to what end

    like the world's gonna become a fucking tom clancy novel

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to go to America and live there. You will get a job and a residence."


    "Ok. Then what?"


    "No, that's it. Feel free to get married and have kids if you want."

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Probably viral marketing for the Red Dawn remake

    RIP Swayze, you glorious hunk of manbeef

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    it says no something is baltai talking, I thought it was gavareet

    gavareet is "saying", baltai is "blab"

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