In Soviet Russia bear eat strawberry, sensually

Ruckus

Futore wrote: »

NAC, you're leaving out the best one

(your wife's a slut)

Faricazy

Usagi

Faricazy wrote: »

[IMG]

:^:

Faricazy

Spoiler:

because bongi will rape him on the way

Sheri

So they uh

They lived here

As stay-at-home moms and business people

And they uh

Wrote letters in invisible ink

And had kids I guess?

o.O

Ruckus

Faricazy wrote: »

It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

Naphtali

but its impossible to make that shot!

thorgot

the FBI weren't particularly helpful with my problem

and in return i gave them information

what a world

specifics:

Spoiler:

i'm not going to give you specifics, that would be silly

let's just say i am acquainted with one of these people

M.D.

thorgots grandma is one of them

Faricazy

thor you are useless to us

you will be eliminated

M.D.

tellin mah spies now, they flying to get you now

Sheri

thorgot wrote: »

the FBI weren't particularly helpful with my problem

and in return i gave them information

what a world

specifics:

Spoiler:

i'm not going to give you specifics, that would be silly

let's just say i am acquainted with one of these people

Is it the pretty one?

Gumpy

Someone spy on Thorgot

Give him some of his own medicine!

zimfan

Thorgot come on

at least give me specifics

Faricazy

zimfan honeypot operation is go

Sir Platypus

How many ships did you sink, thorgot?

vsove

Eleven years. Eleven years I've been on this job, and who do I arrest? Freakin' Ma and Pa Kettleski.

I'm too old for this shit.

Sara Lynn

wrong thread

so thor is boning a spy right

thorgot

Sheri wrote: »

thorgot wrote: »

the FBI weren't particularly helpful with my problem

and in return i gave them information

what a world

specifics:

Spoiler:

i'm not going to give you specifics, that would be silly

let's just say i am acquainted with one of these people

Is it the pretty one?

no

Tracey Lee Ann Foley



on the right, obviously

on the left is her husband

zimfan

Sara Lynn wrote: »

wrong thread

so thor is boning a spy right

Of course

RabidDeathMoose

Fact: All good cops are inherently "too old for this shit." regardless of context.

Abracadaniel

Squall wrote: »

so this is what smart hero was tweeting about

it was!

Faricazy

thorgot wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

thorgot wrote: »

the FBI weren't particularly helpful with my problem

and in return i gave them information

what a world

specifics:

Spoiler:

i'm not going to give you specifics, that would be silly

let's just say i am acquainted with one of these people

Is it the pretty one?

no

Tracey Lee Ann Foley



on the right, obviously

on the left is her husband

so you were in some sort of swingers deal with them or

thorgot

how would that be a problem for me

Faricazy

no more swingers deal

Futore

"Yes, I'd like to the head agent in charge of the Tracy Lee Ann Foley case. It's Mr. Thorgot.

Yes, I did call before. How can they not care about the Russians I've had sex with? But I've got some great pinko/stinko jokes."

Machismo

So were the kids born in the States? I guess they'd stay here sine they're American citizens. Do the agents serve the five years and get deported or stay here? I suppose the citizens would stay here and the non-citizens get deported.

Man, what a trip if you worked or knew one of these people. F-in nuts.

Also, what kind of dirt bag are you to be living and working in a country, owing so much to it, but be there for the expressed purpose of betraying, or at least, actively working against it. Jerks.

Faricazy

Machismo wrote: »

Also, what kind of dirt bag are you to be living and working in a country, owing so much to it, but be there for the expressed purpose of betraying, or at least, actively working against it. Jerks.

I'm not sure you know how spying works.

KrunkMcGrunk

THEPAIN73 wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cases

Jewel Staite was on this old nick show.

And she is like the best celebrity ever because of it.

Aww no way! Was she the cute girl with the scream power?

If nothing else, at least I know I'm consistent with my childhood crushes.

KrunkMcGrunk

Dang. Anna Chapman is p. fine.

MKR

Ruckus wrote: »

It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

Koshian

MKR wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

how could anyone care about this

I don't understand

Daric

Iolo wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

They're currently under arrest for being agents of a foreign government that didn't declare themselves to the US government.

It's a slightly lighter version of espionage, as I understand it. Namely, yes...they were spies. Did they actually get a hold of any information or harm anyone? Probably not. Are we still going to try them and/or kick them out? Yep.

Are you joking? How do you think Russia got plans for our fried-chicken-instead-of-bread sandwich!

http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/chicken-cordon-bleu-i/Detail.aspx

Ruckus

Koshian wrote: »

MKR wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

how could anyone care about this

I don't understand

You don't understand nerds expressing anger over science fiction inconsistencies on the internet?

MKR

Koshian wrote: »

MKR wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

how could anyone care about this

I don't understand

The acquisition and use of the plans in the destruction of the station were central to the plot. It's a bit more important than the parsecs thing.

Ruckus

MKR wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

MKR wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

how could anyone care about this

I don't understand

The acquisition and use of the plans in the destruction of the station were central to the plot. It's a bit more important than the parsecs thing.

Also, have you ever been involved in the construction of a commercial building? The blueprints are modified about a million and one times between the start of construction and completion.

vsove

I can see that making a great movie.

'Well, guys, we got the blueprints. Turns out that thing's got no weaknesses. *pulls blaster* So I'm shopping you all to the Empire. Amnesty, bitches!'

MKR

Ruckus wrote: »

MKR wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

MKR wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

how could anyone care about this

I don't understand

The acquisition and use of the plans in the destruction of the station were central to the plot. It's a bit more important than the parsecs thing.

Also, have you ever been involved in the construction of a commercial building? The blueprints are modified about a million and one times between the start of construction and completion.

I would expect an organization with the manpower and technology of the Empire to be able to work out all the bugs virtually.

KrunkMcGrunk

oh god please shut up

MKR

I don't think either of us were being serious.

I know I wasn't.