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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    NAC, you're leaving out the best one
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    (your wife's a slut)

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    loose-lips.jpg[IMG]

    :^:

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
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    Spoiler:

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So they uh

    They lived here

    As stay-at-home moms and business people

    And they uh

    Wrote letters in invisible ink

    And had kids I guess?

    o.O

  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    loose-lips.jpg

    It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    but its impossible to make that shot!

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the FBI weren't particularly helpful with my problem

    and in return i gave them information

    what a world

    specifics:
    Spoiler:

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    thorgots grandma is one of them

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    thor you are useless to us

    you will be eliminated

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    tellin mah spies now, they flying to get you now

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    thorgot wrote: »
    the FBI weren't particularly helpful with my problem

    and in return i gave them information

    what a world

    specifics:
    Spoiler:

    Is it the pretty one?

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Someone spy on Thorgot

    Give him some of his own medicine!

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Thorgot come on

    at least give me specifics

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    zimfan honeypot operation is go

  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    How many ships did you sink, thorgot?

  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Eleven years. Eleven years I've been on this job, and who do I arrest? Freakin' Ma and Pa Kettleski.

    I'm too old for this shit.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wrong thread

    so thor is boning a spy right

  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    the FBI weren't particularly helpful with my problem

    and in return i gave them information

    what a world

    specifics:
    Spoiler:

    Is it the pretty one?

    no

    Tracey Lee Ann Foley

    spies.jpg

    on the right, obviously

    on the left is her husband

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    wrong thread

    so thor is boning a spy right

    Of course

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fact: All good cops are inherently "too old for this shit." regardless of context.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    so this is what smart hero was tweeting about

    it was!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    thorgot wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    the FBI weren't particularly helpful with my problem

    and in return i gave them information

    what a world

    specifics:
    Spoiler:

    Is it the pretty one?

    no

    Tracey Lee Ann Foley

    spies.jpg

    on the right, obviously

    on the left is her husband

    so you were in some sort of swingers deal with them or

  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    how would that be a problem for me

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    no more swingers deal

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "Yes, I'd like to the head agent in charge of the Tracy Lee Ann Foley case. It's Mr. Thorgot.

    Yes, I did call before. How can they not care about the Russians I've had sex with? But I've got some great pinko/stinko jokes."

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So were the kids born in the States? I guess they'd stay here sine they're American citizens. Do the agents serve the five years and get deported or stay here? I suppose the citizens would stay here and the non-citizens get deported.

    Man, what a trip if you worked or knew one of these people. F-in nuts.

    Also, what kind of dirt bag are you to be living and working in a country, owing so much to it, but be there for the expressed purpose of betraying, or at least, actively working against it. Jerks.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Machismo wrote: »
    Also, what kind of dirt bag are you to be living and working in a country, owing so much to it, but be there for the expressed purpose of betraying, or at least, actively working against it. Jerks.
    I'm not sure you know how spying works.

  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cases

    Jewel Staite was on this old nick show.

    And she is like the best celebrity ever because of it.

    Aww no way! Was she the cute girl with the scream power?

    If nothing else, at least I know I'm consistent with my childhood crushes.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dang. Anna Chapman is p. fine.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ruckus wrote: »

    It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

    George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »

    It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

    George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

    how could anyone care about this

    I don't understand

  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Iolo wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    They're currently under arrest for being agents of a foreign government that didn't declare themselves to the US government.

    It's a slightly lighter version of espionage, as I understand it. Namely, yes...they were spies. Did they actually get a hold of any information or harm anyone? Probably not. Are we still going to try them and/or kick them out? Yep.

    Are you joking? How do you think Russia got plans for our fried-chicken-instead-of-bread sandwich!

    http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/chicken-cordon-bleu-i/Detail.aspx

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »

    It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

    George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

    how could anyone care about this

    I don't understand

    You don't understand nerds expressing anger over science fiction inconsistencies on the internet?

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »

    It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

    George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

    how could anyone care about this

    I don't understand

    The acquisition and use of the plans in the destruction of the station were central to the plot. It's a bit more important than the parsecs thing.

  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »

    It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

    George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

    how could anyone care about this

    I don't understand

    The acquisition and use of the plans in the destruction of the station were central to the plot. It's a bit more important than the parsecs thing.

    Also, have you ever been involved in the construction of a commercial building? The blueprints are modified about a million and one times between the start of construction and completion.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I can see that making a great movie.

    'Well, guys, we got the blueprints. Turns out that thing's got no weaknesses. *pulls blaster* So I'm shopping you all to the Empire. Amnesty, bitches!'

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ruckus wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »

    It always bugged me that they built that gigantic battlestation moon that probably cost more than the mineral value of a small planet, but neglected to put grate or baffles or something that would prevent it from being blown up with a single fucking torpedo. But no, I guess the cold vacuum of space in the interior of the Death Star has to occasionally be exchanged with cold vacuum of space from outside the Death Star. You know, for cooling purposes.

    George Lucas is good at getting together the right talent for some top-quality special effects and making a watchable story, but such an obvious oversight shouldn't be surprising.

    how could anyone care about this

    I don't understand

    The acquisition and use of the plans in the destruction of the station were central to the plot. It's a bit more important than the parsecs thing.

    Also, have you ever been involved in the construction of a commercial building? The blueprints are modified about a million and one times between the start of construction and completion.

    I would expect an organization with the manpower and technology of the Empire to be able to work out all the bugs virtually.

  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh god please shut up

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't think either of us were being serious.

    I know I wasn't.

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