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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    What color is the boathouse at Hereford?
    How the fuck should I know?
    Where do I know you from?

    Vienna.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    of course

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    THEY CHOSE WRONG.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If you don't mind, I'm going to pass out.

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  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If they were smart like us, the would implant control chips into baby brains and put them up for adoption. Then when they turn 21, the chips activate and they become spies for our country.

    By the way, I do not have a chip in my head and it did not activate a few years ago.

    Also, get that metal detector away from me.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    there was this guy that would call the embassy saying the cia and kgb were after him.

    He said he had a chip implanted in his head that told him the names of all cia and kgb agents that were active and thus he was getting hunted. He said he wanted to talk to the President everytime he called and that he needed to be brought to washington D.C. and put under protection.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Did you save him Mr D

    You could have bopped the russians on the nose with that one

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh Ronin was on TV when I was flipping through channels before

    I guess I should have watched it, I just assumed it was some weeaboo shit

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    oh Ronin was on TV when I was flipping through channels before

    I guess I should have watched it, I just assumed it was some weeaboo shit

    i hate you so much

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The bloke they arrested in Cyprus was released on bail and was meant to check in on the 30th of june at a police station.

    So they release a spy on bail and instead of checking in as per the rules, he's fucking legged it.

    Good one guys. Did you actually think about this?

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    YOU'RE ALL BABIES.
    SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO WASTE.
    Koshian wrote: »
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    oh Ronin was on TV when I was flipping through channels before

    I guess I should have watched it, I just assumed it was some weeaboo shit

    i hate you so much

    it was also like half way through already

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    The bloke they arrested in Cyprus was released on bail and was meant to check in on the 30th of june at a police station.

    So they release a spy on bail and instead of checking in as per the rules, he's fucking legged it.

    Good one guys. Did you actually think about this?

    Wow. Really?

    What a moron.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    oh Ronin was on TV when I was flipping through channels before

    I guess I should have watched it, I just assumed it was some weeaboo shit

    i hate you so much

    it was also like half way through already

    Watch it the entire way through, it's a classic. Also has one of the best car chases ever filmed.


    And Robert DeNiro with Jean Reno and Sean Bean! All star cast, practically.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    The bloke they arrested in Cyprus was released on bail and was meant to check in on the 30th of june at a police station.

    So they release a spy on bail and instead of checking in as per the rules, he's fucking legged it.

    Good one guys. Did you actually think about this?

    Wow. Really?

    What a moron.


    They took his travel documents and most likely assumed that would be enough. Because a spy would never have spare passports/ID etc in case they need to get out of a country when their cover is blown

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    YOU'RE ALL BABIES.
    SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO WASTE.
    Koshian wrote: »
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    haha, wow. Nice.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am picturing him taking a ferry and standing triumphantly on the bow as it speeds towards his freedom.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    No questions. No answers.

    Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself

    We have a saying here; a still tounge makes a happy life.

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    The bloke they arrested in Cyprus was released on bail and was meant to check in on the 30th of june at a police station.

    So they release a spy on bail and instead of checking in as per the rules, he's fucking legged it.

    Good one guys. Did you actually think about this?

    Wow. Really?

    What a moron.

    Not if he makes it back to the motherland. Then he's just a guy with a big ass pair of balls.

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