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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    do not think about what you will do from your perspective

    think about what you will do from the perspective of the person you dislike

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    use their hatred to fuel your actions

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I am pretty sure banging your mother's friends for revenge automatically gives them an extra one point.

    You'd be banging an 9 if you tap that while drunk.

    Totally respectable.

  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    Listen if they're a 5 max on the hot scale then make yourself a 10 on the drunk scale

    Dammit Tommy this is simple maths, sheesh

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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Outlander ZerypheshRegistered User regular
    Is this the thread for people who have had shitty weeks? 'cause, yah... :(

    EDIT: Though the Forum Battle did lift my spirits somewhat...

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    seriously I am like the darth sidious of revenge fucking here

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Didn't someone here sleep with their ex-wife's best friend or something?

  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    And then the rest of her friends? I distinctly remember that story coming from here.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    I don't have work OR school tomorrow

    Woo!

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Didn't someone here sleep with their ex-wife's best friend or something?

    I remember the story where a guy got dumped by his girl then proceeded to bang her mom and her sister or some jazz like that.

    Had a Silver Surfer avatar, but I can't remember his name.

    This Sig is for Munkus <3
  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Outlander ZerypheshRegistered User regular
    The only truly amazing story from these here forums was the tale of the killer vibrator.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    No we've had some pretty amazing stories.
    Uncle PK had some fantastic ones.

    Then there's always "THEY FUCKED ON THE BOAT"

    This Sig is for Munkus <3
  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Outlander ZerypheshRegistered User regular
    Of course, I am not a religious forum-reader so I probably missed many an epic tale. I could go for a jaunty, if slightly disturbing, tale at the moment to improve my spirits.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    we have had many great stories

    most of which now reside in the awesome posts forum

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    It's not really stories, but this thread is always good for cheering me up.
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=28870

    This Sig is for Munkus <3
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    yessss love that thread

    too bad like half the images are busted

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Pony's story about taking shrooms and imagining raping his friend's sixteen yearold sister was great and plenty disturbing

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Pony's story about taking shrooms and imagining raping his friend's sixteen yearold sister was great and plenty disturbing

    That story was pretty fucking funny.


    Of course only at the end when it was clear he was tripping balls on mushrooms and hadn't actually raped a teenage girl.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    it cheers me up that i spent this weekend in the very spirit of america:

    fighting, drinking, and blowing shit up.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    They fucked on the boat.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Jenna Fisher got married again! Fuck. All my efforts wasted!

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I'm still sick. Really sick.

    I had dry heaves a bit ago and vomited out the prescription meds I had taken a bit earlier. Great, now I'll never get better!

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    darkprimus you gonna die

  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I'm still sick. Really sick.

    I had dry heaves a bit ago and vomited out the prescription meds I had taken a bit earlier. Great, now I'll never get better!

    That is why you need to snort all your drugs, even the non-narcotics.

  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    I like the look on fat people's faces while trying to waddle through this heat.

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    my cat bit me yesterday and it was all swollen for awhile and I was worried it'd get infected but it's doing ok now

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    the infection has made its way to your brain, shoe

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    shoe are you sure you don't own a snake

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    shoe's near future:

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    my cat is not a snake!

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I'm alone in the house right now, that is nice. I never get to be alone, ever. Lately I've been having to make excuses to stay home and be alone:

    "I can't go with you I feel sick."

    "I really have to finish this."

    and today I was given the option. I didn't have to come up with some washed up 'reason' for solitude.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    darkprimus you gonna die

    I hope not. I haven't gotten to play Mass Effect 3 yet.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    hugs always make me feel better
    always
    i can be as mad as hell at you
    but if you walk up to me and hug me tight
    i am happy as a clam

    also, same here muse, home alone (which i never am)
    but i invited over kochikens to play some dang ol' little big planet with me

    i can only take so much solitude, now that i'm used to living with someone
    which is kind of strange since i'm an only child

    #canadian #sorry
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    There should be a service, "Ten bucks 3 minutes worth of hug."

    Not prostitutes. Hugs. I'd like hugs.

    I am happy to be alone because everyone in this family is stay at home. My mom is a housewife. My dad is unemployed and doing what work he has at home. And of course my sister doesn't have anyplace she needs to be. So you have 4 people in the same small place together, 24/7, 7 days a week. I don't know how many weeks it has been going on like this, it is driving me crazy.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    I am not sure I would use a pay hug service


    I don't like random hugs, I like specific hugs from specific people.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    H-hot people?

    As long as the people aren't really ugly or creepy looking why not?

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    I mean as in not strangers

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Pay for hugs?

    No thanks, I got some bitches on the side who'll give that shit out for free.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    darkprimus you gonna die

    I hope not. I haven't gotten to play Mass Effect 3 yet.

    it will come out the day after you die

    you will die at 11:59 the night before its release

    in line for a midnight release party

    with a supermodel who promised to bang you if you didn't die before playing Mass Effect 3

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    darkprimus you gonna die

    I hope not. I haven't gotten to play Mass Effect 3 yet.

    it will come out the day after you die

    you will die at 11:59 the night before its release

    in line for a midnight release party

    with a supermodel who promised to bang you if you didn't die before playing Mass Effect 3

    If this actually happens you are gonna feel soooooo bad.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
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