lunch is ruined

nealcm

i was just about to pour doritos on my plate when one of my fingers felt doritos while holding the side of the bag.

sweet, a hole with teeth marks

how can i eat this sandwich without doritos

UEAKCrash

HOW ABOUT SOME OF MY DDIIIIICCCK WITH IT!?

I totally followed you here.

Also what type of sandwich, this is key.

ShrikeTheAvatar

just eat the chips from the side not near the hole

Romanian My Escutcheon

Or you could always, you know, eat the sandwich.

Besides, this is the kind of shit that Doritos can do to you.

Liiya

Buy some more Doritos.

mensch-o-matic

find whoever bit into your bag and bite them right back

nealcm

these are all good ideas

but so far mensch-o-matic's idea sounds the most logical

UEAKCrash wrote: »

HOW ABOUT SOME OF MY DDIIIIICCCK WITH IT!?

I totally followed you here.

Also what type of sandwich, this is key.

turkey and cheese

ThatDudeOverThere

man up and eat those fucking doritos

ShrikeTheAvatar

are we talking carnivore, herbivore, or omnivore teeth marks?

UEAKCrash

Oh shit man, Doritos would've gone so well with that.

Also I just realized I was talking to Savoo not you re: my dick. Heh.

Legba

Turkey and cheese is fine on its own, isn't it? Maybe a bit of pickle would be nice.

nealcm

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

man up and eat those fucking doritos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

nealcm

Legba wrote: »

Turkey and cheese is fine on its own, isn't it? Maybe a bit of pickle would be nice.

generally i have some doritos on the side AND put some ON the sandwich

shit's good man

ShrikeTheAvatar wrote: »

are we talking carnivore, herbivore, or omnivore teeth marks?

my limited experience as an expert in this subject tell me omnivore

just a guesstimate

FAQ

shoot up the place

nealcm

now THAT is logical

Legba

I'm not a big Doritos fan. I'm too much of a computer geek to eat anything that'll stain my keyboard.

Spoiler:

Or my dick.

Legba

Speaking of which, I'm going to make myself an omelette.

Isoldae

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

man up and eat those fucking doritos

The only logical thing to do.

Legba

I wish to inform those gathered that I now am eating a bad-ass omelette.

Bo-yah.

UEAKCrash

I just ate a salad.

It was good.

Platypus Beirut

Who are all the guys in this thread

Tonkka

Oooooo, an omelet.

Not a bad idea I will think on this.

FAQ

Platypus Beirut wrote: »

Who are all the guys in this thread

the next generation of posters

Legba

Managed to flip it just right, too. 9 times out of 10 I get too eager and end up with scrambled eggs and misc. innards.

Staleghoti

is there rat poo in the bag?

nealcm

i refuse to check

also i have made up for the lack of doritos with a brownie

hot damn this brownie

hot damn

Butler For Life #1

The day is saved by chocolate.

Baroque And Roll

holy goddamn a brownie sounds so good right now.

Staleghoti

I gotta take these empties back but there's so many it's gonna take two trips to get them all to the car!

dammit! All apartments should have a dumb waiter that goes directly to your car

nealcm

Baroque And Roll wrote: »

holy goddamn a brownie sounds so good right now.

it was fantastic

it was a middle piece too

cause fuck brownie edges

Butler For Life #1

nealcm wrote: »

cause fuck brownie edges

I just lost all respect I had for you.

Shameful.

The Geek

nealcm wrote: »

Baroque And Roll wrote: »

holy goddamn a brownie sounds so good right now.

it was fantastic

it was a middle piece too

cause fuck brownie edges

Smoke you meat popsicle, edge pieces are the best.

They make pans specifically so that every piece is an edge piece.

nealcm

i knew bringing this up would split this forum down the middle

but of all people i expected to be a brownie edge liker

not you butler

not you

Baroque And Roll

BFL#1 and Geek get it perfectly.

Edge brownies are the fucking BEST.

Staleghoti

How can you not like brownie edges?

I bet you don't like Meatloaf end pieces either...

Sarksus

I think I'm going to make a tuna fish sandwich with perfect chips.

The Geek

nealcm wrote: »

i knew bringing this up would split this forum down the middle

but of all people i expected to be a brownie edge liker

not you butler

not you

you vs. everyone is not "down the middle"

Butler For Life #1

nealcm wrote: »

i knew bringing this up would split this forum down the middle

but of all people i expected to be a brownie edge liker

not you butler

not you

I am what I am. I can't deny my true self.

Staleghoti

I want a turkey sandwich... on ryebread.... with lettuce... and mustard

Spoiler:

and AND

Spoiler:

I don't want any zombie turkeys! I don't want to turn into a turkey myself! and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

nealcm

i was not aware of the support brownie edges get

they just taste burnt and are all crunchy

i much prefer chewieness in my deserts

chewie 4 lyfe

Grey Ghost

I got a confession to make. I don't dig brownie edges either.