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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Beach [Chat] Bingo", by Inquisitor
I hold you close to me and my breath is hot on your neck. I close my eyes and our lips meet, our tongues dancing a passionate tango. My free hand probes your hard muscles before fumbling open the zipper of your pants, your quivering member issue forth from the folds of cloth. You move to speak but with a quick motion i place a finger gently over your lips. Wanting you with every ounce of my being I drop to my knees. The testicles are like an egg, and I must be careful not to crack the shell. I take your whole sack into my mouth, tonguing each ball vigorously before gagging on your hair. You never would shave for me. You dick.
couple of [chat]s ago I made the same joke, but asking why Bob didn't leave him
something like "he and Bob have had some serious discussions about this" and "you wonder how the hell he got her to say yes" for two different pictures
your libido is monstrous and unkillable, I'm sure even in the event of a tactical nuclear strike it'd manage to emerge intact from the rubble, mutated into an unquenchable many headed beast, each one with an equally suggestive and talented mouth, like some kind of sex hydra.
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Never thought I'd see that on the internet.
5 star
I'm sure Inquisitor feels the same way.
But yeah, DETAILS.
amazing
couple of [chat]s ago I made the same joke, but asking why Bob didn't leave him
something like "he and Bob have had some serious discussions about this" and "you wonder how the hell he got her to say yes" for two different pictures