Pure UnGodly Decadence [The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt]

Solid Bones

I don't like bacon.

Does that make me un-American?

Faricazy

a baconery

Uriel

Faricazy wrote: »

BAKERY

GO TO A BAKERY

NOT THE SUPERMARKET

NOT THE DELI

NOT A MAGAZINE

A BAKERY

Toledo truly is lost to the world.

There are no bakeries.

UnbreakableVow

Faricazy wrote: »

BAKERY

GO TO A BAKERY

NOT THE SUPERMARKET

NOT THE DELI

NOT A MAGAZINE

A BAKERY

Man, who's got time for that

GeoMitch

It makes you not a fatty internet dude

e: Solid Bones

#pipe

Elvis had you all beat anyway



My favourite thing about the Fool's Gold sandwich: When you ordered one, it came with a bottle of champagne.

Uriel

Solid Bones wrote: »

I don't like bacon.

Does that make me un-American?

Try the Oscar Meyer brand, that is my favorite.

Faricazy

Uriel wrote: »

Toledo truly is lost to the world.

There are no bakeries.

Bullshit.

UnbreakableVow

Come to think of it, I can't think of any bakeries in my town either

Except for the bakeries within the supermarket

Uriel

Faricazy wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

Toledo truly is lost to the world.

There are no bakeries.

Bullshit.

Okay it's true there are.

Just not that I know where they are and I am LAZY.

GeoMitch

Me too.

Perhaps...

perhaps bakeries don't exist

Solid Bones

Uriel wrote: »

Solid Bones wrote: »

I don't like bacon.

Does that make me un-American?

Try the Oscar Meyer brand, that is my favorite.

I don't think the brand is going to help me.

I have tried many kinds. The most bearable are those drowned in peppercorns.

satansfingers

Uriel wrote: »

Faricazy wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

Toledo truly is lost to the world.

There are no bakeries.

Bullshit.

Okay it's true there are.

Just not that I know where they are and I am LAZY.

http://maps.google.com/maps?um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=toledo+bakery&fb=1&gl=us&hq=bakery&hnear=Toledo,+OH&view=text&ei=N4E1TOXKO8aqlAf6n4HWBw&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=1&ved=0CCwQtwMwAA

Zonugal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPCB5sAQKa0

Uriel

satansfingers wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

Faricazy wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

Toledo truly is lost to the world.

There are no bakeries.

Bullshit.

Okay it's true there are.

Just not that I know where they are and I am LAZY.

http://maps.google.com/maps?um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=toledo+bakery&fb=1&gl=us&hq=bakery&hnear=Toledo,+OH&view=text&ei=N4E1TOXKO8aqlAf6n4HWBw&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=1&ved=0CCwQtwMwAA

I am not driving to monroe street for fucking BREAD.

PwnanObrien

I once bought some cheap ass turkey bacon and thought it was going to be hilariously awful.

...and it was amazing and lasted for weeks of just...bacon every other breakfast.

satansfingers

there are so many dots not on monroe st

why are you so terrible

satansfingers

PwnanObrien wrote: »

I once bought some cheap ass turkey bacon and thought it was going to be hilariously awful.

...and it was amazing and lasted for weeks of just...bacon every other breakfast.

turkey bacon is fucking gross

i once went to a deli and attempted to order turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a hero and received fucking TURKEY BACON and got home and was like WHAT IS THIS SHIT

PwnanObrien

satansfingers wrote: »

PwnanObrien wrote: »

I once bought some cheap ass turkey bacon and thought it was going to be hilariously awful.

...and it was amazing and lasted for weeks of just...bacon every other breakfast.

turkey bacon is fucking gross

i once went to a deli and attempted to order turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a hero and received fucking TURKEY BACON and got home and was like WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Exactly. It was a contradiction that lasted a month and a half.

Uriel

satansfingers wrote: »

there are so many dots not on monroe st

why are you so terrible

Oh shit I just noticed I can click those ones.


There is one on Holland Sylvania.

satansfingers

i'm glad to have taught google maps to someone who i can only assume is a hobo seeking shelter in a library or something

Uriel

They were tiny, I could barely see thems.

Faricazy

hobos have at least been to bakeries

they followed the delicious smell

ChicoBlue

I don't think I've ever been in a bakery.

Bread is not really something I think about.

Faricazy

if you think about food you should think about bread

you people

Uriel

ChicoBlue wrote: »

I don't think I've ever been in a bakery.

Bread is not really something I think about.

Apparently this is a grave transgression in the eyes of SOME.

Munkus Beaver

That burger in the OP looks disgusting.

I mean, the grilled cheeses look like ass and the patty looks like ass.

If this was done proper it might be palatable.

UnbreakableVow

Aw man

I just used Google Maps and there is only one bakery in my town

And it's that all-natural vegan hippie place that smells like absolute shit

I can't imagine that's what a real bakery smells like

M.D.

i dunno, bread is bread to me.

Unless it's this terrible ukrainian black bread. Ugh

Zonugal

I can't even comprehend having never been in a bakery.

You walk in and your nose is assaulted with an orgy of fantastic scents.

Uriel

The best smell I've ever smelt was my homemade pizza I made from a recipe by stale!

Faricazy

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

i dunno, bread is bread to me.

Unless it's this terrible ukrainian black bread. Ugh

aw man, really?

proper russian black bread is really damn good. there's a handful of places in brooklyn that get it right.

with a bit of good butter and a dash of salt, or with just a piece of salo on it and you're good to go

damn it's good

Perfectly Cromulent

There's a food cart here in Portland called the Grilled Cheese Grill that makes what they call The Cheesus Burger (witness the glory about 4 minutes into the video).

bsjezz

how can you people not go to bakeries?

we get a sourdough every week from the french bakery up the road, and i usually get multigrain loaves for lunches or delicious white seeded buns

fresh bread is undefeatable

Faricazy

Zonugal wrote: »

I can't even comprehend having never been in a bakery.

You walk in and your nose is assaulted with an orgy of fantastic scents.

seriously what the heck

is this like a midwestern thing?

how have they managed to eliminate an integral part of nearly every major cuisine?

Uriel

I love this cheese my mom brings home from her trips into southern ohio, it's good stuff.

M.D.

Faricazy wrote: »

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

i dunno, bread is bread to me.

Unless it's this terrible ukrainian black bread. Ugh

aw man, really?

proper russian black bread is really damn good. there's a handful of places in brooklyn that get it right.

with a bit of good butter and a dash of salt, or with just a piece of salo on it and you're good to go

damn it's good

I dunno maybe you actually have to be from here to like it.

Everyone seems to love it but it tastes all gross to me, I can give it another try with some good butter and salt though.

I usually get it with soup and then i'm pretty much soaking it to even eat it.

Munkus Beaver

Delicious, delicious sourdough bread.


I mean shit, you guys care about the crust of your pizzas, right? That's bread you cocksuckers.

UnbreakableVow

There's a place in my town called Belly Busters

And let me tell you

If you like some awesome artery-clogging food, it is absolutely the place to go

You can grab a cheese steak or a cheeseburger, they will triple-wrap that thing in wax paper and throw it in a doggie bag, and by the time I get it to home or work, that bag is drenched from all the grease

It is so good but at the same time I've never actually completely finished one of their sandwiches in all the years I've been going there

UnbreakableVow

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

I mean shit, you guys care about the crust of your pizzas, right?

No

Well, the crust underneath

But I don't eat the actual crust at the edge of the pizza