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Pure UnGodly Decadence [The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt]

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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User
    edited July 2010
    I don't like bacon.

    Does that make me un-American?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited July 2010
    a baconery

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BAKERY

    GO TO A BAKERY

    NOT THE SUPERMARKET

    NOT THE DELI

    NOT A MAGAZINE

    A BAKERY

    Toledo truly is lost to the world.

    There are no bakeries.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow And now you know why They call me Mr. PerfectRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BAKERY

    GO TO A BAKERY

    NOT THE SUPERMARKET

    NOT THE DELI

    NOT A MAGAZINE

    A BAKERY

    Man, who's got time for that

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited July 2010
    It makes you not a fatty internet dude

    e: Solid Bones

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Elvis had you all beat anyway

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    My favourite thing about the Fool's Gold sandwich: When you ordered one, it came with a bottle of champagne.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't like bacon.

    Does that make me un-American?

    Try the Oscar Meyer brand, that is my favorite.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Toledo truly is lost to the world.

    There are no bakeries.
    Bullshit.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow And now you know why They call me Mr. PerfectRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Come to think of it, I can't think of any bakeries in my town either

    Except for the bakeries within the supermarket

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Toledo truly is lost to the world.

    There are no bakeries.
    Bullshit.

    Okay it's true there are.

    Just not that I know where they are and I am LAZY.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Me too.

    Perhaps...

    perhaps bakeries don't exist

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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't like bacon.

    Does that make me un-American?

    Try the Oscar Meyer brand, that is my favorite.

    I don't think the brand is going to help me.

    I have tried many kinds. The most bearable are those drowned in peppercorns.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Toledo truly is lost to the world.

    There are no bakeries.
    Bullshit.

    Okay it's true there are.

    Just not that I know where they are and I am LAZY.

    http://maps.google.com/maps?um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=toledo+bakery&fb=1&gl=us&hq=bakery&hnear=Toledo,+OH&view=text&ei=N4E1TOXKO8aqlAf6n4HWBw&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=1&ved=0CCwQtwMwAA

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  • ZonugalZonugal I still believe in heroes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Toledo truly is lost to the world.

    There are no bakeries.
    Bullshit.

    Okay it's true there are.

    Just not that I know where they are and I am LAZY.

    http://maps.google.com/maps?um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=toledo+bakery&fb=1&gl=us&hq=bakery&hnear=Toledo,+OH&view=text&ei=N4E1TOXKO8aqlAf6n4HWBw&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=1&ved=0CCwQtwMwAA

    I am not driving to monroe street for fucking BREAD.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I once bought some cheap ass turkey bacon and thought it was going to be hilariously awful.

    ...and it was amazing and lasted for weeks of just...bacon every other breakfast.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    there are so many dots not on monroe st

    why are you so terrible

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I once bought some cheap ass turkey bacon and thought it was going to be hilariously awful.

    ...and it was amazing and lasted for weeks of just...bacon every other breakfast.

    turkey bacon is fucking gross

    i once went to a deli and attempted to order turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a hero and received fucking TURKEY BACON and got home and was like WHAT IS THIS SHIT

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I once bought some cheap ass turkey bacon and thought it was going to be hilariously awful.

    ...and it was amazing and lasted for weeks of just...bacon every other breakfast.

    turkey bacon is fucking gross

    i once went to a deli and attempted to order turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a hero and received fucking TURKEY BACON and got home and was like WHAT IS THIS SHIT

    Exactly.
    It was a contradiction that lasted a month and a half.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    there are so many dots not on monroe st

    why are you so terrible

    Oh shit I just noticed I can click those ones.


    There is one on Holland Sylvania.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i'm glad to have taught google maps to someone who i can only assume is a hobo seeking shelter in a library or something

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    They were tiny, I could barely see thems.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited July 2010
    hobos have at least been to bakeries

    they followed the delicious smell

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't think I've ever been in a bakery.

    Bread is not really something I think about.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited July 2010
    if you think about food you should think about bread

    you people

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever been in a bakery.

    Bread is not really something I think about.

    Apparently this is a grave transgression in the eyes of SOME.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    That burger in the OP looks disgusting.

    I mean, the grilled cheeses look like ass and the patty looks like ass.

    If this was done proper it might be palatable.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow And now you know why They call me Mr. PerfectRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Aw man

    I just used Google Maps and there is only one bakery in my town

    And it's that all-natural vegan hippie place that smells like absolute shit

    I can't imagine that's what a real bakery smells like

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i dunno, bread is bread to me.

    Unless it's this terrible ukrainian black bread. Ugh

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  • ZonugalZonugal I still believe in heroes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I can't even comprehend having never been in a bakery.

    You walk in and your nose is assaulted with an orgy of fantastic scents.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The best smell I've ever smelt was my homemade pizza I made from a recipe by stale!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited July 2010
    i dunno, bread is bread to me.

    Unless it's this terrible ukrainian black bread. Ugh

    aw man, really?

    proper russian black bread is really damn good. there's a handful of places in brooklyn that get it right.

    with a bit of good butter and a dash of salt, or with just a piece of salo on it and you're good to go

    damn it's good

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  • Perfectly CromulentPerfectly Cromulent Registered User
    edited July 2010
    There's a food cart here in Portland called the Grilled Cheese Grill that makes what they call The Cheesus Burger (witness the glory about 4 minutes into the video).

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how can you people not go to bakeries?

    we get a sourdough every week from the french bakery up the road, and i usually get multigrain loaves for lunches or delicious white seeded buns

    fresh bread is undefeatable

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I can't even comprehend having never been in a bakery.

    You walk in and your nose is assaulted with an orgy of fantastic scents.

    seriously what the heck

    is this like a midwestern thing?

    how have they managed to eliminate an integral part of nearly every major cuisine?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I love this cheese my mom brings home from her trips into southern ohio, it's good stuff.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i dunno, bread is bread to me.

    Unless it's this terrible ukrainian black bread. Ugh

    aw man, really?

    proper russian black bread is really damn good. there's a handful of places in brooklyn that get it right.

    with a bit of good butter and a dash of salt, or with just a piece of salo on it and you're good to go

    damn it's good

    I dunno maybe you actually have to be from here to like it.

    Everyone seems to love it but it tastes all gross to me, I can give it another try with some good butter and salt though.

    I usually get it with soup and then i'm pretty much soaking it to even eat it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Delicious, delicious sourdough bread.


    I mean shit, you guys care about the crust of your pizzas, right? That's bread you cocksuckers.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow And now you know why They call me Mr. PerfectRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    There's a place in my town called Belly Busters

    And let me tell you

    If you like some awesome artery-clogging food, it is absolutely the place to go

    You can grab a cheese steak or a cheeseburger, they will triple-wrap that thing in wax paper and throw it in a doggie bag, and by the time I get it to home or work, that bag is drenched from all the grease

    It is so good but at the same time I've never actually completely finished one of their sandwiches in all the years I've been going there

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow And now you know why They call me Mr. PerfectRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I mean shit, you guys care about the crust of your pizzas, right?

    No

    Well, the crust underneath

    But I don't eat the actual crust at the edge of the pizza

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