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The Social Entropy Weekender

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    consequently,

    shoe has never consumated his marriage

    I am a sexual dynamo

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    I just call it TOTAL PHALLIC DOMINATION

    hey honey, how'd you like some TOTAL PHALLIC DOMINATION

    YOU PAID FOR THE WHOLE COCK, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE TIP

    SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

    FRESH IN FROM 'BAMA

    THE LABIAL BRUTALIZER

    WATCH HARD-RAGING EDDIE AND GEORGE "THE DEVIL BEAR" LASTERSON GO HEAD TO HEAD AS I POUND MERCILESSLY INTO YOUR SLAVERING MAW

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    consequently,

    shoe has never consumated his marriage

    I am a sexual dynamo

    Shoe is still consummating his marriage.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    I fuck bitches so hard they go back in time

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    gonna go get my car fixed


    I hope.


    For not a lot of money

    I hope.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    I fuck bitches so hard they go back in time

    what kuribo is saying here is that his sexual prowess turns women into babies while he is still inside of them

    let's see if the jury is going to go for it

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    I fuck bitches so hard they go back in time

    that is the worst explanation for statutory rape I've ever heard

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    gonna go get my car fixed


    I hope.


    For not a lot of money

    I hope.

    Why not start an H&A thread to see if anyone's a mechanic and can give you a rough idea of what you need to spend before taking it in?

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    I fuck bitches so hard they go back in time

    what kuribo is saying here is that his sexual prowess turns women into babies while he is still inside of them

    let's see if the jury is going to go for it

    MY NAME IS SHOE KURIBO'S IS THE DESCRIPTOR

    it's like calling Tube CARDBOARD

    YOU'D NEVER DO THAT

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Meiz wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    gonna go get my car fixed


    I hope.


    For not a lot of money

    I hope.

    Why not start an H&A thread to see if anyone's a mechanic and can give you a rough idea of what you need to spend before taking it in?

    Because I work with mechanics all day and they've looked it over and they're like "Yeah. . .we don't know shit about VW engines, it's likely your thermostat or the water pump, and in order to really reach either of them you're gonna have to get all up ins there."


    It an independent shop that saved me about $500 last time I had work done by them, and I need to have a working car ASAP. And they work Saturdays. And I have a coupon.

  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User
    I fuck bitches so hard they go back in time

    that is the worst explanation for statutory rape I've ever heard

    It would explain the 13 6 year olds.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    I fuck bitches so hard they go back in time

    what kuribo is saying here is that his sexual prowess turns women into babies while he is still inside of them

    let's see if the jury is going to go for it

    MY NAME IS SHOE KURIBO'S IS THE DESCRIPTOR

    it's like calling Tube CARDBOARD

    YOU'D NEVER DO THAT

    hold on let me check

    nnnnope I'm not getting any unusual readings here

    everything's holding pretty steady

    better luck next time

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    I fuck bitches so hard they go back in time

    what kuribo is saying here is that his sexual prowess turns women into babies while he is still inside of them

    let's see if the jury is going to go for it

    MY NAME IS SHOE KURIBO'S IS THE DESCRIPTOR

    it's like calling Tube CARDBOARD

    YOU'D NEVER DO THAT

    No, because he'd be angry and we wouldn't like him when he's angry.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    Gonna go see dragonladygirltattoomovie2 tonight.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    when I picture shoe having actual sex I imagine lots of apologizing and crying

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    when I picture shoe having actual sex I imagine lots of apologizing and crying

    both from the woman

    for not being able to take it all in

  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    Fuck this, who wants to get drunk?

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Shoe is pretty used to having sweaty fat dudes inside of him
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    I just got too drunk last night

    was my 20th birthday

    it was a very good birthday, my friends and I took over a bar and drank for free

    chill as eff

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    This damn heat is making it really hard to keep beer and stuff cold.

    A warm-ish Cuba Libre is a terrible terrible thing. :x

    Edit: Also what the hell Charles, you're twenty? I thought you were like close to thirty or something judging from your posts.

    I've been wondering who the hell you are anyway. Had your name changed I assume?

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    Gonna film the halftime show at the NBA summer league game this Saturday, with a new $12,000 camera we're getting in today.

    Then I have Sunday off, which is my first day off in about a month, so I don't know what I'm gonna do yet (aside from chores)

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Shoe is pretty used to having sweaty fat dudes inside of him
    Spoiler:

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    I'm all wiped out because I stayed up all night talking to my friend. Gets me so down because he's one of those people with real problems and he deals with them nobly.

    Taking French leave today. Going to lie on my bed, catch up on lecture notes, maybe nap, lick my wounds.

    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • XaquinXaquin Registered User regular
    I'm going to clean house, finish building a closet, clean my car, put in my child seat, take a trip to the dump, do some touch up painting, mow the grass and clean the yard. Then go to the grocery store and stock up on a ton of stuff.

    My son will be born on thursday the 15th and I don't want a ton of things to do .... I just want to sit back and get to know him =)

  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm going to clean house, finish building a closet, clean my car, put in my child seat, take a trip to the dump, do some touch up painting, mow the grass and clean the yard. Then go to the grocery store and stock up on a ton of stuff.

    My son will be born on thursday the 15th and I don't want a ton of things to do .... I just want to sit back and get to know him =)

    Congrats!

    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    We're driving 4 hours to go to my uncle's third wedding, this time to his dead cousin's ex-wife.

    I wish all of my family was that dramatic.

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Did you get to go to the new zealand knockout match fishman?

    Dear Blake,

    I did not respond not because I don't value you as a person, but because I was, as mentioned, asleep.

    In response to your query, I attended all New Zealand matches at the world cup, and enjoyed them immensely.

    However, As I expect you to now be asleep and not wake for another 5 or more hours, this discourse seems rather redundant.

    Sincerely,
    Fishman.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    We're driving 4 hours to go to my uncle's third wedding, this time to his dead cousin's ex-wife.

    I wish all of my family was that dramatic.

    you really don't

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I guess not. But I don't get to say ridiculous things like that very often, usually it's all birthdays and regular holidays.

    Really, I just want to be special.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User
    "How Fucked Up is Your Family" sued to be a favourite game of mine to play with friends until I met friends with families that just trumped everything.

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Like my dad is actually my brother who I'm fucking?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    this weekend I'm gonna work and have a good time, and on Monday I'm headed to the Cape for a few days to recline in style

    things are pretty swell

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    "How Fucked Up is Your Family" sued to be a favourite game of mine to play with friends until I met friends with families that just trumped everything.

    Everyone thinks their family is fucked up until they meet someone with a more terrible family, really.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    my family is the most fucked up

    my whole family is hitlers

    all of them are hitler

    except for my one jewish uncle

  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User
    Like my dad is actually my brother who I'm fucking?

    My favourite is a girl who doesn't know that her sister is her mom (her brother told me). "Mom" is also the dad's second wife, and she grew up best friends with the girl's real mom ("sister") and used to call the dad Uncle and things like that. After he died within a week "mom" moved her girlfriend in because she's a lesbian.

    But then a friend of a friend had his crazy aunt show up coaked up like a nutcase to his grandfather's funeral, his grandfather who had been murdered.

    I've got nothing that crazy.

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    I got off work early

    can't decide if I should nap or draw

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User
    Draw for a bit then take a quick nap.

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote: »
    I got off work early

    can't decide if I should nap or draw

    draw

    always choose productivity over laziness, even if it's just for funsies

    you can sleep when you're dead

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    I can't compromise

    what am I, a communist?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Napping is for losers.

    Just sleep longer.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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