The New Comic Thread for Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Pedantophile

august wrote: »

Crashmo wrote: »

Everyone's calling it a racist rant, but it's really more of a rant about fake boobs with a single racist part thrown in there. More like a "slut" rant. I wonder if this will be the final nail in his career's coffin.

If you take a look at the new material I posted a few posts back, he's said way worse stuff in the new phone calls. Like admitting to punching her teeth out while holding their daughter.

And towards the end of Tycho's posted rant, he also says that he hopes she gets raped by a gang of, well, n-words. What's weird about that rant to me is the strange bipolar voice he uses. He'll be screaming one minute and then talk about their daughter in a much calmer, low voice, then back to screaming.

TheCanMan

Pedantophile wrote: »

august wrote: »

Crashmo wrote: »

Everyone's calling it a racist rant, but it's really more of a rant about fake boobs with a single racist part thrown in there. More like a "slut" rant. I wonder if this will be the final nail in his career's coffin.

If you take a look at the new material I posted a few posts back, he's said way worse stuff in the new phone calls. Like admitting to punching her teeth out while holding their daughter.

And towards the end of Tycho's posted rant, he also says that he hopes she gets raped by a gang of, well, n-words. What's weird about that rant to me is the strange bipolar voice he uses. He'll be screaming one minute and then talk about their daughter in a much calmer, low voice, then back to screaming.

He also told her that "he'd put her in the rose garden". D:

KrunkMcGrunk

I like the cut of this Mel Gibson kid's jib. He's got real intensity.

Someone get me his phone number. I want him to try out for the Raiders.

august

Don't miss you jacuzzi dates with Mel, folks:

http://gawker.com/5586812/ill-burn-the-goddamn-house-down-but-blow-me-first-mel-gibson-gets-creative-in-his-latest-rant

Hunter

TheCanMan wrote: »

Pedantophile wrote: »

august wrote: »

Crashmo wrote: »

Everyone's calling it a racist rant, but it's really more of a rant about fake boobs with a single racist part thrown in there. More like a "slut" rant. I wonder if this will be the final nail in his career's coffin.

If you take a look at the new material I posted a few posts back, he's said way worse stuff in the new phone calls. Like admitting to punching her teeth out while holding their daughter.

And towards the end of Tycho's posted rant, he also says that he hopes she gets raped by a gang of, well, n-words. What's weird about that rant to me is the strange bipolar voice he uses. He'll be screaming one minute and then talk about their daughter in a much calmer, low voice, then back to screaming.

He also told her that "he'd put her in the rose garden". D:

He flat out says he should hit her in the head with a bat. That's a pretty concrete example of him telling her murder is an option.

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This is a Bastille Day comic.

satansfingers

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

KalTorak wrote: »

AgentofOrange wrote: »

I seem to recall "slack jaw gutterslut", a similar insult, to have been said in a previous comic

What about "slack-jawed junkslut"?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/2/24/

I love how Tycho's wrong there about Mega Man X being the same thing as Mega Man 10

mega man 10 was just released, too

YoSoyTheWalrus

Can't stop laughing.

sarukun

Woooooow. Mel Gibson should probably get some help. The guy is out of his mind.


And by help I mean he should be strapped to a table at the bottom of the ocean.

fightinfilipino

sarukun wrote: »

Woooooow. Mel Gibson should probably get some help. The guy is out of his mind.


And by help I mean he should be strapped to a table at the bottom of the ocean.

the best kind of help.

Meiz

Sometimes people get angry and say things.

fightinfilipino

racism is certainly a thing.

Fandeathis

Meiz wrote: »

Sometimes people get angry and say things.

Yeah, but I have never gotten as angry as that in my life ever. Maybe it would be possible for me to get that angry in another 25 years, if they were really bitter and horrible or something. I still kind of doubt it though. I tend not to be a screaming asshole of a man when I am mad.

TheCanMan

fightinfilipino wrote: »

racism is certainly a thing.

If the couple of racial slurs in all of that crazy is what got your attention, I think you're doing it wrong.

august

Meiz wrote: »

Sometimes people get angry and say things.

Like how proud they are they knocked their girlfriend's teeth out.

Then those people go to fucking jail.

fightinfilipino

TheCanMan wrote: »

fightinfilipino wrote: »

racism is certainly a thing.

If the couple of racial slurs in all of that crazy is what got your attention, I think you're doing it wrong.

well, yes, domestic violence, murder threats, and bad gardening plans are also things i suppose

Caulk Bite 6

fightinfilipino wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

Woooooow. Mel Gibson should probably get some help. The guy is out of his mind.


And by help I mean he should be strapped to a table at the bottom of the ocean.

the best kind of help.

No, I believe you are thinking of the "fucking" variety of help.

Rapture's Asylum for the Mentally Regressed is, sadly, second at best.

TheCanMan

fightinfilipino wrote: »

TheCanMan wrote: »

fightinfilipino wrote: »

racism is certainly a thing.

If the couple of racial slurs in all of that crazy is what got your attention, I think you're doing it wrong.

well, yes, domestic violence, murder threats, and bad gardening plans are also things i suppose

Don't forget about alot of heavy breathing. And the funniest/angriest "wat?!?" I've ever heard.

Delzhand

Fandeathis wrote: »

Meiz wrote: »

Sometimes people get angry and say things.

Yeah, but I have never gotten as angry as that in my life ever. Maybe it would be possible for me to get that angry in another 25 years, if they were really bitter and horrible or something. I still kind of doubt it though. I tend not to be a screaming asshole of a man when I am mad.

I don't think so. It's all in how you're raised. I mean, look at Gibson's dad.

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Thanks to this comic, now I want some cake batter ice cream.

Olivaw

Man

Listening to Mel Gibson yell is like listening to a semi-coherent hobo

fightinfilipino

Olivaw wrote: »

Listening to Mel Gibson yell is like listening to a semi-coherent hobo

salutations and greetings and welcome to the office of the department of redundancy office department!

Big Red Tie

i just get cake batter ice cream w/ the cookie dough chunks inside

NebulousQ

KalTorak wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

KalTorak wrote: »

AgentofOrange wrote: »

I seem to recall "slack jaw gutterslut", a similar insult, to have been said in a previous comic

What about "slack-jawed junkslut"?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/2/24/

I love how Tycho's wrong there about Mega Man X being the same thing as Mega Man 10

The back-and-forth in the newsposts is awesome.

That was hilarious, thanks for sharing it.

Supraluminal

fightinfilipino wrote: »

Olivaw wrote: »

Listening to Mel Gibson yell is like listening to a semi-coherent hobo

salutations and greetings and welcome to the office of the department of redundancy office department!

Which part are you saying is redundant here? "Semi-coherent" and "hobo," or "Mel Gibson" and "semi-coherent hobo?" Because there are plenty of lucid vagrants in the world.

Also, "Lucid Vagrant" is my new band name.

Sal

Tycho has good reason to be mad

Cold Stone makes the worst drink in America

PiptheFair

that is the daily recommended amount of calories for a full grown adult

Depressperado

Sal wrote: »

Tycho has good reason to be mad

Cold Stone makes the worst drink in America

I'd drink that.

DekuStick

First thing that came to my mind was "crushing those cookies and putting them in that drink would be amazing".

Darlan

For store hours, press one.

:lol:The idea that he's just yelling at a call center machine slays me.

kriegs

fightinfilipino wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

Woooooow. Mel Gibson should probably get some help. The guy is out of his mind.


And by help I mean he should be strapped to a table at the bottom of the ocean.

the best kind of help.

Death is the greatest teacher.

Rolo

he jews paid her to record this lol cause there still pissed off of what he said back in 2006

1 hour ago
I hate ppl who record other ppl without telling them first. It happed to me. Off course she behaves, she's the one recording. Runs in the russian family i guess. The one who did it to me was russian too. These thugs are dishonnest, sneeky and want everyone's sympathy afterwards. This is all carefully planed in advance. East europe, women want nothing but attention and money. The most materialistic poor bitches. Mel Gibson was stupid for not knowing that before getting into this.

To all the people that are throwing stones at Mel: You don't know what preceded this recording, and you don't know what his wife has done to elicit such a reaction from Mel. Some women can be serious blood suckers and mind fuckers, and this women seems to fit the bill.

7 hours ago
WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO DO.. THIS WOMAN IS SO SELFISH.. SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF HER SELF. MEL, YOU MADE A HUGE MISTAKE ... YOU LEFT YOUR WIFE AND KIDS FOR THIS TRASH?? SHE TRULY IS AN UGLY PERSON TO GO PUBLIC WITH THIS.. MEL IS AN ACTOR, HE CAN GO FROM KIND, TO UGLY, HE CAN SHOW ANY TYPE OF EMOTION IN A MOMENT... THIS IS HIS JOB.. HE IS OBVIOUSLY HURTING BECAUSE HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND HE CANT FORGIVE HIMSELF FOR WHAT HE PUT HIS FAMILY THROUGH OVER THIS CALM BITCH!

Worst part about this is that people hear him screaming and just think that he's crazy and has mental problems. But no one stops and thinks that maybe the guy on the other end of the phone is only acting like this as a direct result of this woman and her behavior. Oh whats that you say? She's cool and calm and isn't screaming so how can she be the cause? This woman is recording him, OF COURSE she isnt gonna do anything to incrimintate herself.

MEL RULES!!!!! THAT BITCH DESERVED IT AND IF SHE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH HER TIT OUT, SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN GANG RAPED BY A PACK OF NI--ERS!

@travispierre Why must you be a little sheep and believe everything you hear? This is not chris brown , show me where you see any of her pics online beaten and bruised?? go ahead? Oksana Grigorieva is nothing but a gold digger i think her record speaks for itself. NO i don's support woman beaters, Nowshow me where is pics of her beaten? don't be such a sheep!!!

don't be such a sheep!!!, guys

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Good golly miss molly, Rolo

Hamju

I like using Chuwero whenever I can. However, it was pretty awkward when I had it in my MSN title or something and my mom asked me what it was.

KalTorak

Rolo I hope you took a shower after finding those quotes.

Rolo

KalTorak wrote: »

Rolo I hope you took a shower after finding those quotes.

Mel Gibson is awesome, why would she get fake boobs if she knew he wouldn't like them? I agree Mel, fake boobs are trashy, and btw, ni&&ers, and black people are two different things. Also, i think when people criticize jewishness they are speaking about an ideaology more than a genetic group....Quit being so gullible people.

Crashmo

I don't use Chuwero because it sounds like some kind of Hispanic racial slur

august

Someone needs to make a Duke Nukem Soundboard harassment Mel Gibson mashup.

KalTorak

Rolo wrote: »

KalTorak wrote: »

Rolo I hope you took a shower after finding those quotes.

Mel Gibson is awesome, why would she get fake boobs if she knew he wouldn't like them? I agree Mel, fake boobs are trashy, and btw, ni&&ers, and black people are two different things. Also, i think when people criticize jewishness they are speaking about an ideaology more than a genetic group....Quit being so gullible people.

ugh gross, i got some of it on me

Caulk Bite 6

Rolo wrote: »

he jews paid her to record this lol cause there still pissed off of what he said back in 2006

1 hour ago
I hate ppl who record other ppl without telling them first. It happed to me. Off course she behaves, she's the one recording. Runs in the russian family i guess. The one who did it to me was russian too. These thugs are dishonnest, sneeky and want everyone's sympathy afterwards. This is all carefully planed in advance. East europe, women want nothing but attention and money. The most materialistic poor bitches. Mel Gibson was stupid for not knowing that before getting into this.

To all the people that are throwing stones at Mel: You don't know what preceded this recording, and you don't know what his wife has done to elicit such a reaction from Mel. Some women can be serious blood suckers and mind fuckers, and this women seems to fit the bill.

7 hours ago
WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO DO.. THIS WOMAN IS SO SELFISH.. SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF HER SELF. MEL, YOU MADE A HUGE MISTAKE ... YOU LEFT YOUR WIFE AND KIDS FOR THIS TRASH?? SHE TRULY IS AN UGLY PERSON TO GO PUBLIC WITH THIS.. MEL IS AN ACTOR, HE CAN GO FROM KIND, TO UGLY, HE CAN SHOW ANY TYPE OF EMOTION IN A MOMENT... THIS IS HIS JOB.. HE IS OBVIOUSLY HURTING BECAUSE HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND HE CANT FORGIVE HIMSELF FOR WHAT HE PUT HIS FAMILY THROUGH OVER THIS CALM BITCH!

Worst part about this is that people hear him screaming and just think that he's crazy and has mental problems. But no one stops and thinks that maybe the guy on the other end of the phone is only acting like this as a direct result of this woman and her behavior. Oh whats that you say? She's cool and calm and isn't screaming so how can she be the cause? This woman is recording him, OF COURSE she isnt gonna do anything to incrimintate herself.

MEL RULES!!!!! THAT BITCH DESERVED IT AND IF SHE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH HER TIT OUT, SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN GANG RAPED BY A PACK OF NI--ERS!

@travispierre Why must you be a little sheep and believe everything you hear? This is not chris brown , show me where you see any of her pics online beaten and bruised?? go ahead? Oksana Grigorieva is nothing but a gold digger i think her record speaks for itself. NO i don's support woman beaters, Nowshow me where is pics of her beaten? don't be such a sheep!!!

don't be such a sheep!!!, guys

This reminds me of all the women who swarmed Chris Brown's myspace/blog/whatever it was, supporting him and badmouthing Rhianna. Because apparently they wanted chris brown to hit them, I guess?