THEY'RE ALL OVER ME

Butler For Life #1

Sweat the small stuff.



Yes, I'm talking about germs.


Bacteria!


Viruses!


Protozoa!




The cool stuff.

So. Let's talk about GERMS.

OmegaTofuNinja

Viruses are so freaky

Ebola is freaky

ThatDudeOverThere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ39cOnElEQ

Viscount Islands

How can you kill that...which has no life?

cadmunky

all i see is dongs.

TheStig

Viruses, or as I like to call them; tiny blood spiders.

redfenix

CatnipCat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlULOjUhSQ

Platypus Beirut

I thought this was a thread about A Scanner Darkly.

Butler For Life #1

TheStig wrote: »

Viruses, or as I like to call them; tiny blood spiders.

Spoiler:

TheStig

CatnipCat wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlULOjUhSQ

omnomnom

Franko

don't forget to inject yourself with this years <STRIKE>government control serum</STRIKE> flu vaccine

edi :my jokes not funny cause i dunno how to do strikeout html

TheStig

Franko wrote: »

don't forget to inject yourself with this years <STRIKE>government control serum</STRIKE> flu vaccine

edi :my jokes not funny cause i dunno how to do strikeout html

try using [ ] like every other command used on this forum.

Platypus Beirut

[You have to use square brackets.]

Platypus Beirut

Oh man, this is one of the most cluttered forum pages I've seen in a while. But the white blood cell video is fascinating.

Nuzak

TheStig wrote: »

CatnipCat wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlULOjUhSQ

omnomnom

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=S7yUYDMtsfU

KalTorak

Here and I thought this thread was about bees.

Bad-Beat

PAX POX!

Know your enemey!

BugBoy

they're in my eyes

my eyes

Franko

[strike]now the powers of sarcasm are at my disposal [/strike]

Buttcleft

TheStig wrote: »

Viruses, or as I like to call them; tiny blood spiders.

Thats a mighty big wang

Knob

i have been ridiculously ill for the last 3 days

fuck you germs

Nuzak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCy8K968Alo

TheStig

Buttcleft wrote: »

TheStig wrote: »

Viruses, or as I like to call them; tiny blood spiders.

[IMG]

Thats a mighty big wang

you know, wang is probably the best analogy for what that is, only the big top part is the balls.

Fishman

He's got me bad, I can't shake him!

Buttcleft

Knob wrote: »

i have been ridiculously ill for the last 3 days

fuck you germs

You have tiny viral wangs probing your secret places.

Butler For Life #1

Those viruses actually inject DNA into cells with that long appendage of theirs.

So... not sure what you're getting at with that comparison.

Knob

i may have pneumonia!

The Geek

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ39cOnElEQ

You're a good kid.

ThatDudeOverThere

Nuzak wrote: »

TheStig wrote: »

CatnipCat wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlULOjUhSQ

omnomnom

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=S7yUYDMtsfU

oh my god

nuzak did you make this

fightinfilipino

Knob wrote: »

i may have pneumonia!

at least you don't have a whooping cough epidemic in your state!

Abracadaniel

hey I read an article this morning where a doctor put her husbands poop into a patient and cured the patient's chronic diarrhea.

Butler For Life #1

I read that one too.

Pretty neat!

Melding

I thought this thread was about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD_Xb512Avc&feature=related

Nuzak

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

Nuzak wrote: »

TheStig wrote: »

CatnipCat wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlULOjUhSQ

omnomnom

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=S7yUYDMtsfU

oh my god

nuzak did you make this

yes (no)

Macera

Protozoans eh

Xenophyophores come in at 22 for several reasons. First, they represent the largest single-celled organism on Earth. The largest of them is Syringammina fragillissima at a maximum of 20cm in diameter. Second, in some areas of the deep, they are the dominant species with over 2,000 individuals per 100 square meters. Then there is the fact that, like ameobas, they use a pseudopodium to engulf food from the mud around them. While doing this they secrete a mucus that can cover a sizeable area on the seafloor.

Fourth and last, you know this is going to be a cool species when its scientific name means "bearer of foreign bodies". The over 40 species of Xenophyophores all build tests from the dead parts of other things, be it diatom skeletons, sponge spicules, or broken shells. To this they may add in sediment grains and a fecal pellet or two for fun.

So to recap, big single-celled animal that secretes a slimy goo all over and attaches the parts of dead things to itself.

One variety covers itself with its own feces

Metzger Meister

man germs are cool. i wanna buy some of those glass sculptures of protazoa and the flu virus and stuff.

Butler For Life #1

Buy some of these!

Bedlam

Platypus Beirut wrote: »

I thought this was a thread about A Scanner Darkly.

As did I PB.

As did I.

BugBoy

Smart Hero wrote: »

hey I read an article this morning where a doctor put her husbands poop into a patient and cured the patient's chronic diarrhea.

what

TheStig

BugBoy wrote: »

Smart Hero wrote: »

hey I read an article this morning where a doctor put her husbands poop into a patient and cured the patient's chronic diarrhea.

what

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy

pooping back and forth