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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    All right, pop quiz. Uterus, gunman with one hostage. He's using it for cover; he's almost to a vagina. She is fully dilated... Jack?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive Damn these electric sex pants! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    bwanie wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    raneydoes why you such a curmudgeon

    people having kids and not being good to them and it fucking up the kids is a pet peeve of mine



    like how being punched in the face is a pet peeve of most people?

    man i agree with all your points but the age thing is pretty arbitrary. I mean i'm glad we waited but i woulden't have minded having it a few years earlier ( all onther conditions being met).

    i just wanted to enjoy my freedom a bit more ( and my wife hers) so we chose to wait.

    just a number for when people are more likely to treat their kid better and yet still be able to be around and keep up with them through their formative years

    But then you don't get to be a young, cool parent, who will be a friend to their kid rather than a lame authority figure.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how would a uterus even hold a gun

    much less take a hostage

    well okay I see how it could take a hostage

    but the gun thing remains a mystery

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

    that name is an instant win button

    he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    mmmm

    cold placenta sandwiches

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  • Ross_CRoss_C Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Name him SUE. That's the only way he'll be a man.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

    that name is an instant win button

    he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain

    Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

    that name is an instant win button

    he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain

    Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.

    there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!

    you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

    that name is an instant win button

    he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain

    Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.

    there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!

    you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!

    I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Oh grosss thanks Fuzzbutt real mature

    Seriously though, congrats Xaquin! :D

    There is a notion going around that the process of childbirth is beautiful and the miracle of life.

    Really though, you'll be watching a gunk-covered baby squeezing through your wife's vagina.

    He will be coming via C-Section

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the baby is code named target bravo cause bravo starts with the same letter as baby


    oh god why did i stay up so late

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preserve the vagina

    good plan, clever man

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Oh grosss thanks Fuzzbutt real mature

    Seriously though, congrats Xaquin! :D

    There is a notion going around that the process of childbirth is beautiful and the miracle of life.

    Really though, you'll be watching a gunk-covered baby squeezing through your wife's vagina.

    He will be coming via C-Section

    Then name him Isaac Caesar, King of New Rome.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

    that name is an instant win button

    he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain

    Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.

    there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!

    you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!

    I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.

    nope we've all been fantastic leaders of men, courageous swordwrestlers, handsome kings of fancy and generous lovers

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Oh grosss thanks Fuzzbutt real mature

    Seriously though, congrats Xaquin! :D

    There is a notion going around that the process of childbirth is beautiful and the miracle of life.

    Really though, you'll be watching a gunk-covered baby squeezing through your wife's vagina.

    He will be coming via C-Section

    Now it all makes sense

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i hope you're financially well off enough to have a child whoops!

    and are a decent person I like me

    and in a good relationship the best!

    and don't have crippling vices or depression I really really like those orange creamsicle sodas, but I'm not too upset about it

    and are over like 30 30 and 31 respectively

    and don't hope this baby will fix anything wrong with your life well, we had a room we weren't doing anything with, so he should fix that

    etc

    otherwise :|

    but if so: hooray! thank you!

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

    that name is an instant win button

    he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain

    Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.

    there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!

    you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!

    I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.

    King Raneados VII

    He got his crown as part of a fast food kiddy meal, and his kingship was only a meth-addled illusion.

    He didn't give mouth party to truckies though. They didn't even have trucks in those days! Just horses. Which he gave mouth party to.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

    that name is an instant win button

    he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain

    Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.

    there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!

    you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!

    I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.

    nope we've all been fantastic leaders of men, courageous swordwrestlers, handsome kings of fancy and generous lovers

    More like sword swallowers.

  • JAKJAK Registered User
    edited July 2010
    I was born via C-Section, because I was the wrong way round.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Shepard, we've been going over your records. . .and we discovered a few. . .irregularities.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    xaquin I'm sure you'll be fine

    you seem a decent enough fellow

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    cold placenta sandwiches


    :P

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    xaquin I'm sure you'll be fine

    you seem a decent enough fellow

    and you sir!

  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    JAK wrote: »
    I was born via C-Section, because I was the wrong way round.

    and now you're a cut above the rest.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks

    but it won't be obvious either

    it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!

    that name is an instant win button

    he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain

    Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.

    there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!

    you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!

    I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.

    nope we've all been fantastic leaders of men, courageous swordwrestlers, handsome kings of fancy and generous lovers

    More like sword swallowers.

    checking my notes

    nope

    swordwrestlers

    it's right here sir

    see it's even circled and there appear to be some dragons drawn around it!

    it's almost as if they're guarding the word itself

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JAKJAK Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I like me
    Del2.gif

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how come Xaquin?

    things not progressing as planned or a conscious decision beforehand?

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Shepard, we've been going over your records. . .and we discovered a few. . .irregularities.

    Apparently there are recording of you making phone calls to a Ms. Ashley Williams in which you threaten her, make speciest comments about her being raped by a pack of Vorcha, and in one instance you flat out tell her you will snipe her in the head and bury her body in the Citadel Rose Garden.

  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hope things go well for you xaquin!

  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grats dude! Hope things go smoothly for both mom and baby
    JAK wrote: »
    I was born via C-Section, because I was the wrong way round.

    I also

    Untimely ripp'd from my mother's womb I was

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bwanie wrote: »
    aah and there he goes....

    the big man....

    HASS the baby

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    First thing, make sure it has a belly-button.

    We don't want another Kyle XY situation on our hands.

    Do we, Admiral?

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    The video of the conception however was a big hit.

  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead! Shoes for industry! Hi, I'm Joe BeatsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    Like

    all of it?

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i WISH i was a c section, it's cool and spicy

    my mom tried to show me my birth video

    noooooooooooooo

    The video of the conception however was a big hit.

    my dad is not very attractive


    :<

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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