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  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    gonmun i think you're like, 6', 230 lbs, goatee, white

    ?

    I'm a little heavier atm but working on getting back to that but aside from that you're right. And you're going from my facebook pic aren't you? :P

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Oh, soupfucker

    I forgot earlier, but this is the image you wanted from my avatar rotation:
    Spoiler:

    It's of Jaime Ray Newman as Kat on Eastwick (rip I miss you)

    this is pleasant.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I can see the cornstarch.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    gonmun i think you're like, 6', 230 lbs, goatee, white

    ?

    I'm a little heavier atm but working on getting back to that but aside from that you're right. And you're going from my facebook pic aren't you? :P

    no haha. i forgot i had you on FB.

    i just have a few basic mental templates in my head of e-people:

    -unspeakable parody, like an old obese pedophile

    -scrawny white college student

    -chubby (but not obese) white IT guy

    -gothy/japanophile girl

    really i guess most people don't fit strictly in there but it's where my mind goes

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  • JokermanJokerman Lord Paramount of the Neckbeards Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    res do you want me to send you a care package

    Nah

    I've got a box of clif bars on the way

    Those things are tits

    i use these for distance runs

    http://www.clifbar.com/food/products_shot_bloks/

    There are some of those floating around here. I've had one before and didn't like it.

    To be fair, though, it was mocha flavor.

    ew

    i use the fruity flavors (awesome_smiley_animated_by_ShadowPhrogg32642342.gif) like tropical punch and mountain berry

    I cant...stop...watching...

    so...entrancing...

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    that first picture is really neat skipz

    also i just teleported right into the middle of a swarm of killer bees

    booo General Tso just learned how to spit acid too :(

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    okay, this soupfucker thing is getting kinda old

    it was simply a setting for further conversation, which many of my dialogues have been more than a little skimpy on

    seems I can't win with you people

    Spoiler:
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    thanks dogg

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    okay, this soupfucker thing is getting kinda old

    it was simply a setting for further conversation, which many of my dialogues have been more than a little skimpy on

    seems I can't win with you people

    I'm not sure what you're on about. I thought maybe it was about your name and Carrot Cake Soup and it being so good you'd want to fuck it but that seems thin at best.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    organ which one am I

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    okay, this soupfucker thing is getting kinda old

    it was simply a setting for further conversation, which many of my dialogues have been more than a little skimpy on

    seems I can't win with you people

    Sorry! I'll stop if it's actually aggravating you, Carrot.

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  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    gonmun i think you're like, 6', 230 lbs, goatee, white

    ?

    I'm a little heavier atm but working on getting back to that but aside from that you're right. And you're going from my facebook pic aren't you? :P

    no haha. i forgot i had you on FB.

    i just have a few basic mental templates in my head of e-people:

    -unspeakable parody, like an old obese pedophile

    -scrawny white college student

    -chubby (but not obese) white IT guy

    -gothy/japanophile girl

    really i guess most people don't fit strictly in there but it's where my mind goes

    Thank god you didn't classify me as gothy/japanophile.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    organ which one am I

    well, i've seen you, so none

    but before i saw you i figured you were a scrawny, generic white guy

    then i saw the majesty, the magnificence, the opulence

    mein gott

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    okay, this soupfucker thing is getting kinda old

    it was simply a setting for further conversation, which many of my dialogues have been more than a little skimpy on

    seems I can't win with you people

    I'm not sure what you're on about. I thought maybe it was about your name and Carrot Cake Soup and it being so good you'd want to fuck it but that seems thin at best.

    No, Rivs called me soupfucker after I posted a scene with Cara and Paul in the grocery store, more specifically the soup section, and Paul uses a can of soup as a prop for something to do with his hands when he becomes nervous.

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  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    organ which one am I

    well, i've seen you, so none

    but before i saw you i figured you were a scrawny, generic white guy

    then i saw the majesty, the magnificence, the opulence

    mein gott

    Do...do you need a moment alone Org?

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey, [chat]. I drunkenly bought Deadliest Warrior for the 360 and its hilarious and awesome. If anyone wants to play online, I'm stevemarks44 on Live.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I grope a can of soup when I'm nervous too.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so opulent!

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    time to start reading this text book

    for the class that doesn't start for six months

    8-)

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I stick a can in with the condoms in my overnight bag.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I stick a can in with the condoms in my overnight bag.

    A can of condoms?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I stick a can in with the condoms in my overnight bag.

    I'll stick my can in a condom

    in your bag

    if you know what I mean

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I stick a can in with the condoms in my overnight bag.

    A can of condoms?

    I can all of my belongings.

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  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well, time for me to head off and go for a walk. Take care folks and ttyl.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    vacuum seal these condoms

    in case they may be of use in the future

    after the great war

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    sarks you are a jackass

    rivs I would probably think it was funnier if the soup were a more important part of the scene or the book

    like if you made fun of her breaking her leg on a patch of ice

    but this just seems kinda superfluous, especially because the extension is so tenuous

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Don't call me a jackass just 'cuz I steal your gimmick and make fun of myself with it.

    I keep a can on me in case I ever have sex and I get nervous. Don't judge me.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It's not my gimmick, Sarks, a character in a book I am writing does it. Not the same thing at all.

    Also you're pretty clearly mocking me, not yourself, but whatever.

    Spoiler:
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    sarks gonna get so many women in the post apocalyptic world is what I'm sayin

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    okay, this soupfucker thing is getting kinda old

    it was simply a setting for further conversation, which many of my dialogues have been more than a little skimpy on

    seems I can't win with you people

    Sorry! I'll stop if it's actually aggravating you, Carrot.

    It aggravates me when you call me a robot.

    Are you going to stop?

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ugh, playing TF2 as a medic with only 3 combat classes on your team sucks.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I stick a can in with the condoms in my overnight bag.

    A can of condoms?

    I can all of my belongings.

    I have no idea why I find this mental image so funny.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    guys i am working so hard on this big thread that probably won't interest most of you

    but since i'm a bro i expect you all to at least read it when i post it because i've spent hours

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't think you get to complain about being aggravated by people _J_. :P

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    okay, this soupfucker thing is getting kinda old

    it was simply a setting for further conversation, which many of my dialogues have been more than a little skimpy on

    seems I can't win with you people

    Sorry! I'll stop if it's actually aggravating you, Carrot.

    It aggravates me when you call me a robot.

    Are you going to stop?

    Are you gonna stop acting like complex human emotions confound your binary programming?

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    guys i am working so hard on this big thread that probably won't interest most of you

    but since i'm a bro i expect you all to at least read it when i post it because i've spent hours

    whatever you say bro

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm so confused.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nope, I am mocking myself in order to make fun of the joke so it has less punch. I am deconstructing the joke until it is powerless.

    I am your hero.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    guys i am working so hard on this big thread that probably won't interest most of you

    but since i'm a bro i expect you all to at least read it when i post it because i've spent hours

    What's the thread gonna be about?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    brorganichu

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