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Deelock turns [CHAT] today!

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    Mustang wrote: »
    I actually wonder what there isn't a fetish for these days.
    Regular intercourse.

    In other news, my iPhone is finally out of backorder! Which means just another damned week before I get it!

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    probably until the age of 18, everyone is tainted by some flavor of awful

    nah

    you're right

    it probably goes much further than that

    just raging at people I want to punch in the face, basically
    a huge chunk of that group are teenagers

    but who am I
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc&videos=s-zzr_831pk

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Mustang, clearly your best bet it to raise an ugly and completely unlikeable child. If you've made the mistake of being attractive or knocking up someone attractive, be sure to stock up on fake warts, goiters and super glue next Halloween season.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    Mustang, clearly your best bet it to raise an ugly and completely unlikeable child. If you've made the mistake of being attractive or knocking up someone attractive, be sure to stock up on fake warts, goiters and super glue next Halloween season.

    but then there is the fear that she'll get desperate and get knocked up by a 50 year old welfare jockey who'll want to sponge off me and I'll have to bash his fucking head in with a rock. Then my ugly daughter hates me and I'm sharing a cell with a 100 pound dude called Sharon.

    Man, having kids sucks.

  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    Also, a very happy birthday to Dee!
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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I guess there's always the Rapunzel tower/Minotaur labyrinth option, though that can be a pain in the ass if you ever have to move and sell your house.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    man that's an awesome cake

    but I still want that Van Gogh case

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    That's either a cake for someone who really loves crocodiles or alternatively really hates birds.

    Either way Happy Brithday Dee.

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    I guess there's always the Rapunzel tower/Minotaur labyrinth option, though that can be a pain in the ass if you ever have to move and sell your house.

    Getting angry Minotaurs into a U-Haul can be tricky, but so far this is the best idea yet.

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Mustang wrote: »
    That's either a cake for someone who really loves crocodiles or alternatively really hates birds.

    It's the latter.

    This is further reemphasized when you bite into it and discover it's not a cake, but a frosted piece of compressed, grilled chicken.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    fucking birds

  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    guys tam is really mean
    the worst

  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Guys I want a jelly doughnut really really badly.

    It is too late to get one though.

    I am tortured.

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    No iruka jelly donuts are nasty get a maple donut

  • JLM-AWPJLM-AWP Registered User
    Well, it's official, I'mma goin' to PAX!

    And guys, I'm excited.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    you goin with friends, JLM?
    Iruka wrote: »
    Guys I want a jelly doughnut really really badly.

    It is too late to get one though.

    I am tortured.

    ich bin want berlinah

    what is your address I will mail one to you

  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    woah woah woah fucking woah.

    Jelly dougnuts are not nasty. I would have accepted custard as better than jelly, though.

    Tam, can you teleport it? I need it as fresh as physically possible.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    Jelly doughnuts are overrated. Freshly made hot cinnamon doughnuts are where it's at. Though a place down the road does these ridiculously awesome glazed doughnuts, they're really good.

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    you're all wrong

    the regular sugar glazed doughnuts are best

  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I need some sort of creamy or gelatinous form of sugar inside my pastries.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Iruka wrote: »
    Guys I want a jelly doughnut really really badly.

    It is too late to get one though.

    I am tortured.

    There is an all-night doughnut shop three blocks from my place. I am truly blessed.

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    If there was a doughnut shop that close to me, I would be diabetic in three weeks.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    Man I couldn't be arsed working today, can someone fill in for me? It's basically just plugging in computers and telling people to reboot.

  • ChromatomicChromatomic Mr. DCRegistered User regular
    It's only 10 on the east coast, do you have any groceries stores open late around that carry donuts?

    I want a donut now :(

  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I need some quick advice for an email I'm about to write.

    The gist of it is this:
    Spoiler:

    Basically, I got my hours cut way back about a year ago at work. The reasons were pretty nebulous, but that's neither here nor there. Now I need more hours--not much--but more than I'm currently getting. Otherwise I can't afford rent, or food, or more importantly, class for next semester and a chance to fly down to Burbank and pitch my cartoon.

    What has me in a bind is that I'm basically competing against interns for the same hours, more or less. And they work for free!

    I don't know how to present myself as the better option without sounding like an asshole that they choose to just hire new interns every semester.

    Please advise!

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  • JLM-AWPJLM-AWP Registered User
    Tam wrote: »
    you goin with friends, JLM?
    Iruka wrote: »
    Guys I want a jelly doughnut really really badly.

    It is too late to get one though.

    I am tortured.

    ich bin want berlinah

    what is your address I will mail one to you

    My roommate and I are flyin' out there for Friday and Saturday, then road-tripping to Northern California to hike in the Redwood forests. Just us 2 dudes, nothin fancy.

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  • ChromatomicChromatomic Mr. DCRegistered User regular
    I need some quick advice for an email I'm about to write.

    The gist of it is this:
    Spoiler:

    Basically, I got my hours cut way back about a year ago at work. The reasons were pretty nebulous, but that's neither here nor there. Now I need more hours--not much--but more than I'm currently getting. Otherwise I can't afford rent, or food, or more importantly, class for next semester and a chance to fly down to Burbank and pitch my cartoon.

    What has me in a bind is that I'm basically competing against interns for the same hours, more or less. And they work for free!

    I don't know how to present myself as the better option without sounding like an asshole that they choose to just hire new interns every semester.

    Please advise!

    Old Spice Man?

    Are Interns Lame? Yes
    Am I Lame? No
    Do I need more hours? Yes
    Does it make sense to hire more interns? No
    ....

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    then road-tripping to Northern California to hike in the Redwood forests.

    Man I've wanted to do that since I was 8 years old. It's the first thing I'm doing if I ever go to California.

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    JLM-AWP wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    you goin with friends, JLM?
    Iruka wrote: »
    Guys I want a jelly doughnut really really badly.

    It is too late to get one though.

    I am tortured.

    ich bin want berlinah

    what is your address I will mail one to you

    My roommate and I are flyin' out there for Friday and Saturday, then road-tripping to Northern California to hike in the Redwood forests. Just us 2 dudes, nothin fancy.

    I am now envious

  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I went to Muir woods two years ago and spent the whole time running around making Imperial Speeder Bike noises.

    Also, you guys are no help.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    Just be honest Mars, and don't worry about sounding like a cock. Fuck those interns, fuck them good....and then steal their jobs. Seriously though, as long as your arguments are sound and make sense (and they'll need to be good, because bosses hate paying for shit they can get for free) you don't need to worry about sounding like a jerk.

  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    If this were some big corporate job I wouldn't give a shit, but it's, well, not. Not sounding like a jerk is rather important.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    Iruka wrote: »
    woah woah woah fucking woah.

    Jelly dougnuts are not nasty. I would have accepted custard as better than jelly, though.

    Tam, can you teleport it? I need it as fresh as physically possible.

    my teleporter's broken

    I can overnight it

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Play up the good stuff you've done while working there to remind the boss that you can't be sure of quality with an intern.

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Donuts are good. Except for the ones that have chocolate in the donut part of it, rather than having a discrete chocolate frosting part, that crap always gives me headaches.

    So I'm trying to do meditation on the recommendation of my therapist, and I'm finding out that the reason the old masters with long beards and shit are stereotyped as being all about sitting around and not actively doing much may have something to do with having a calm, centered mind, but I'd guess it's just as much about having their ankles ruined by sitting in the lotus position. Aaaaaag.



    You guys are making me miss driving around Marin, the coast highway is just gorgeous if you go out there on a sunny day.

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    Iruka wrote: »
    woah woah woah fucking woah.

    Jelly dougnuts are not nasty. I would have accepted custard as better than jelly, though.

    Tam, can you teleport it? I need it as fresh as physically possible.

    my teleporter's broken

    I can overnight it
    Do you even realize how many fresh-molecules are lost in the span of 12 hours, Tam? The resulting doughnut would be hardly-edible. Even teleportation is not yet sufficient. We need a form of transport where the recipient of the precious gift of cholesterol must actually remove the now-cooked treat from the fryer upon it's arrival.

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    Welp, i just fucked up buying shoes on the internet.

    Ordered the wrong size.

    For myself.

    HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.
    Spoiler:
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Welp, i just fucked up buying shoes on the internet.

    Ordered the wrong size.

    For myself.

    HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

    Won't they let you cancel before it ships? I know you can with Amazon.

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    Yes... but i have to email them.

    So...


    Hopefully they see it before it ships.

    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.
    Spoiler:
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

    You remembered the number, but temporarily forgot your nationality/gender?

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