Good Deeds

Bedigunz

Convince her to go bisexual.

Then you get a threesome out of it.

That's how that works, right?

Hunter

Bedigunz wrote: »

Convince her to go bisexual.

Then you get a threesome out of it.

That's how that works, right?

At least she should let him watch.

MereHappenstance

Bedigunz wrote: »

Convince her to go bisexual.

Then you get a threesome out of it.

That's how that works, right?

If it doesn't work that way then the world is not right.

Keith

someone should do a good deed by taking my cat allergy so i can get a kitten

CorporateLogo

Kittens are a pain in the ass, cats are better

YoSoyTheWalrus

God already did a good deed by making sure that you will never get an awful pet. Dogz 4 lyfe

Keith

if i could get my dog to not bark all day and do her business in a box of sand i'd be ecstatic

Ruckus

Keith wrote: »

someone should do a good deed by taking my cat allergy so i can get a kitten

It's too bad, kittens are 110% cuddly fun, there are absolutely no cons to having one.

Unless God has determined that you should be genetically banned from interacting with them.

Keith

oh god never mind litter boxes are disgusting

Kochikens

My good deed is letting people see where the fuck theyre going in videogames

also uh
idk
doodling kittens

Keith

Ruckus wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

someone should do a good deed by taking my cat allergy so i can get a kitten

It's too bad, kittens are 110% cuddly fun, there are absolutely no cons to having one.

Unless God has determined that you should be genetically banned from interacting with them.

my friend fosters kittens before they're ready for adoption and i play with them all the time

until i stop breathing

mully

i would like to nominate my friend feebsicle for doing a good deed every day, which is: not killing her cat

her cat is a jerk
a huge jerk
a cat that is scared of its own poop
who will urinate in your shoe if there is ANYTHING in its litterbox
who swipes and hisses at guests

huge jerk of a cat

Naphtali

Ruckus wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

someone should do a good deed by taking my cat allergy so i can get a kitten

It's too bad, kittens are 110% cuddly fun, there are absolutely no cons to having one.

Unless God has determined that you should be genetically banned from interacting with them.

no cons huh

hope you don't have new furniture.

iamthepieman

Saved a kid from drowning in the ocean

put a homeless guy up in a hotel for a night and gave him a ride to an interview the next morning

helped an old lady carry her groceries half a mile to the nursing home

hung out with a bum in S.F. and got him a meal at a restaurant

rehabbed a mangy flea-ridden mutt into a healthy (well, getting there) dog.

Anjin-San

one time i jerked off at my great grandma's place
the dry erase marker my oldest brother used on his whiteboard for class notes has been up my ass all of twice
i broke my ex-best friend's bottom row of teeth full well knowing his insurance couldn't cover it
i threw boiling cooking oil all over a meticulously collected bag of mcdonalds happy meal toys that belonged to my cousin, who hoped that one day he could sell them when they rose in value

feebsicle

mully wrote: »

i would like to nominate my friend feebsicle for doing a good deed every day, which is: not killing her cat

her cat is a jerk
a huge jerk
a cat that is scared of its own poop
who will urinate in your shoe if there is ANYTHING in its litterbox
who swipes and hisses at guests

huge jerk of a cat

I am surprised you said this.
Knowing how you feel about my cat, I would expect you to think killing her would be the the good deed!
Also, she has competition with my new cat Hubert, who fails to realize that skin isn't something you should be hanging from with one claw.

iamthepieman

I have killed hundreds, possibly thousands of birds.

I murder dozens of animals every year.

I then sear, boil and feast on their flesh.

MereHappenstance

Speaking of cats.

My girlfriends younger brother used to throw cats at peoples backs and yank them down by the tail.

It was a cat-flail.

Liiya

I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.

I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.

lostwords

Liiya wrote: »

I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.

I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.

He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile heart every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy

Liiya

lostwords wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.

I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.

He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile life every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy

Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.

Keith

i give up my seat on the bus by driving a car

PiptheFair

Liiya wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.

I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.

He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile life every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy

Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.

It was worth a shot

Liiya

It was a surprise, that's true.

Dr. Frenchenstein

I once let a veteran have sex with me

Weaver

I held the door for some people at the hospital this morning.

Fedora

I let a homeless man at the bus stop use my phone to call his kids/probably his drug dealer.

I gave a distraught looking guy bus fare.

I let an old woman talk to me about "the lord" and give me a flier after some jackasses knocked them all out of her hand.

I saved a turtles life when it was on the side of the road, and returned it to a nearby nature preserve.

I try to be a good dude.

Liiya

Dr. Frenchenstein wrote: »

I once let a veteran have sex with me

Urgh!

KalTorak

I once let a veteran have sex with Dr. French.

Only once though.

Grey Ghost

Every day I don't lose it and start running down pedestrians in my car, I'm doing them all a good deed.

Kochikens

feebsicle wrote: »

mully wrote: »

i would like to nominate my friend feebsicle for doing a good deed every day, which is: not killing her cat

her cat is a jerk
a huge jerk
a cat that is scared of its own poop
who will urinate in your shoe if there is ANYTHING in its litterbox
who swipes and hisses at guests

huge jerk of a cat

I am surprised you said this.
Knowing how you feel about my cat, I would expect you to think killing her would be the the good deed!
Also, she has competition with my new cat Hubert, who fails to realize that skin isn't something you should be hanging from with one claw.

hey what you can't make these posts without posting pictures feebs

PiptheFair

Liiya wrote: »

It was a surprise, that's true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViK8TauOVDM

Liiya

Ohh okay now it makes a bit more sense!

PiptheFair

go see inception right now missy!

Dr. Frenchenstein

Pip telling people to see awesome movies is a good deed

Lucent

PiptheFair wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.

I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.

He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile life every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy

Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.

It was worth a shot

Pip you are both a stone cold killer and a smooth operator.

How d you do it?

PiptheFair

Lucent wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.

I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.

He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile life every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy

Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.

It was worth a shot

Pip you are both a stone cold killer and a smooth operator.

How d you do it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc

Usagi

I think my good deed of the day is to go home early and not infect my office with whatever grossness I've contracted

Liiya

PiptheFair wrote: »

go see inception right now missy!

Me? I can't, I need to see Toy Story 3 first.

PiptheFair

Liiya wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

go see inception right now missy!

Me? I can't, I need to see Toy Story 3 first.

it's not a suggestion